Based On A Real Thing That Happened At Work This Week (no Kids Were Hurt But Holy Shit Was It Funny)

Bruce: Will you guys calm down? Dick is not going to be mayor. It’s just for the investigation.

Tim: These things have a way of snowballing, Bruce. One day he’s mayor, the next, his face is on our currency.

Jason: I can’t believe I’m going to have to assassinate a public figure.

i love him a lot but i have no clue who he is or where he came from

I somehow got gayer, what the-

Happy take your muscles on a date to the gym day

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

Why do you need to attack me like this?

fucks sake

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you can only reblog this today

So I just watched the new show.