Aspiring writer and professional procrastinator
59 posts
i love him a lot but i have no clue who he is or where he came from
every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it
YOU hate JK Rowling!
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
.║\ ║▒\ put this on your blog ║▒▒\ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ to show others ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ▓▓▓▓▓ [█▓] [█▓] you are gay [█▓]
reblog for women 👍👍💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪
It's fucken hot outside (am not American so idgf if it's cold for you) and to avoid sitting on the bed and by default under the sun, I'm now on the floor on what I like to call a
✨️mattress chair✨️
and I heavily recommend it.
10/10
reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
Summoning your bestie like
OH ALMIGHT DUCK GIVE ME IDEAS PLS
tried cosplaying ranboo yuh
based on a real thing that happened at work this week (no kids were hurt but holy shit was it funny)
doodled batim all evening <3
Bruce: Will you guys calm down? Dick is not going to be mayor. It’s just for the investigation.
Tim: These things have a way of snowballing, Bruce. One day he’s mayor, the next, his face is on our currency.
Jason: I can’t believe I’m going to have to assassinate a public figure.
Audrey has art block
So I just watched the new show.
Anyways if y’all want a solid Addams Family adaptation starring a good romantic relationship between Wednesday and a person whose just as crazy as her while still managing to create solid drama between the family without sacrificing Morticia and Gomez, I highly HIGHLY recommend
The Addams Family musical
To all these dumbass bots following me,
I hope you'll enjoy my next hyperfixiasion drive you assholes. How you like me being ready to reblog random shit for 24/7 until January?
Also, no matter how fucking gay I may be I'm not buying shit from you so go sell your puss to the next bitch over and leave me tf alone
one reblog = one hug
don’t leave the poor boy hanging
This is the only day you can reblog this.
On this day, May 21st, Philip Wittebane started recording his journey through the Boiling Isles.
"My journey through the Demon Realm is far from over. But today I humbly donate my journal to the ages. Entry One: May 21…I think. My Name is Philip Wittebane."
living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling
Jesus Christ-
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?
i have no fucking idea what i'm talking about anymore but i'm right.
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.