based on a real thing that happened at work this week (no kids were hurt but holy shit was it funny)
Bruce: Will you guys calm down? Dick is not going to be mayor. It’s just for the investigation.
Tim: These things have a way of snowballing, Bruce. One day he’s mayor, the next, his face is on our currency.
Jason: I can’t believe I’m going to have to assassinate a public figure.
Cursed
Rt-
colored cinematic universe
This is the only day you can reblog this.
On this day, May 21st, Philip Wittebane started recording his journey through the Boiling Isles.
"My journey through the Demon Realm is far from over. But today I humbly donate my journal to the ages. Entry One: May 21…I think. My Name is Philip Wittebane."
My time has come, at least I’ve found the greatest treasure of all. My treasure hunting adventures finally lead me to the most precious and beautiful treasure of all
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
happy pride fuck the police
happy pride fuck the police
happy pride fuck the police
Holy shit, what the actual fuck have I just witness?
chillin on a Saturday night
Why do you need to attack me like this?
fucks sake
Summoning your bestie like