BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S1. )

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S1. )

❛ hey ghosts! tousle my hair! ❜ 

❛ will you haunt me for the rest of my life? ❜ 

❛ so — so this is just a bunch of hobos and rapscallions. ❜ 

❛ that’s not creepy? that didn’t make your spine tingle a little bit? ❜  

❛ I’m just gonna’ get the fuckin’ holy water. ❜ 

❛ hell is supposed to be an awful place, I image the place is terribly maintained. ❜ 

❛ fuck that demon, he’s white washing the history of this house.❜ 

❛ should we poke it with a stick? ❜ 

❛ I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument. ❜ 

❛ oh shit, what up! I’m takin’ a selfie with some demons, yo! ❜ 

❛ jesus said chill. ❜ 

❛ you’re looking for me while grunting like a zombie! ❜ 

❛ they’re really just getting boned by fate right now. ❜ 

❛ gimme a little purple nerple or something, lets have some fun.❜ 

❛ holy shit balls! ❜ 

❛ why i’m walking here by my fuckin’ self is beyond me. ❜   

❛ I just love seein’ ya’ squirm! ❜ 

❛ well this seems all horrible and awful in general. ❜ 

❛ if you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving ya. ❜ 

❛ put it on wikipedia and lets leave. ❜ 

❛ I bet I could squeeze an apple till it exploded. ❜   

❛ here we go! rock and roll buckaroo! ❜ 

❛ you hear that in the distance? it’s the excuse train coming. ❜ 

❛ that demon’s racist! ❜ 

❛ those are some chunky paws on our daughter. ❜ 

❛ don’t be bruce willis from die hard. ❜ 

❛ your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting — it drains me of all happiness and energy, and I hope you know that. ❜ 

❛ I wanna see this girl eat some spiders. ❜ 

❛ that’s a real thing, pal. ❜ 

❛ — not jack nicholson, he was too cartoonish. ❜ 

❛ joke’s on them – no bed to shake. ❜ 

❛ he’s exactly what’s wrong with hollywood! ❜   

❛ my fuckin’ hard-on exploded. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜