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Extra proof of Riley being a child
Justin Bartha as Riley Poole NATIONAL TREASURE (2004)
My english 15% of the time: very good, perfect, spelling looks amazing, that paper I just wrote? Flawless.
My english 85% of the time: horrible, I live by spell check, speels eny like this, random letters thrown in to try to make sense, my hand writing looks like a 7 year old did it, anything I have to write about is absolute shit
Phones are no longer allowed at my school (it's a new rule and it sucks). Which is funny. Because rn I have a substitute and she is on her phone while half the class is on their phones, while I'm on my phone posting about this shit.
So let's just say that the rule just needs to be thrown away now that it has shown no effective.
Me and my sister were watching National Treasure because the tv show just came out and we wanted to watch the movie and we came up with this
Ben Gates: no energy. Black coffee. Ruins kids dreams with logic.
Abigail: Calm energy. Ice coffee. Let's kids believe.
Riley: dumbass chaotic energy. 17 energy drinks at 3 am or tea. IS THE CHILD
Have a very Aromatic 2023 also 💜
Have a very asexual 2023! 🐸
I honestly don't know who I'm following
I look at pfp and profile background and if cool photo then I follow them
Easy peasy
OH MY GOSH
Yes
I completely forgot about that
“Becky made this gif for me: It’s me holding Baby, one of my favorite cast members for the Percy Jackson TV show. Baby has a short role, but it’s an Emmy contender.“ -Rick Riordan
found thanks to @/PercyJacksoon on Twitter
WAIT WHAT
Am I always the last to know of this stuff
I love how tumblr is one of the most credible sources when it comes to ao3 being down. If the hellsite gays are freaking out, you know shit has gone down.
*narrows eyes*
Is that the dog that helped Percy annabeth and Grover that one time
“Becky made this gif for me: It’s me holding Baby, one of my favorite cast members for the Percy Jackson TV show. Baby has a short role, but it’s an Emmy contender.“ -Rick Riordan
found thanks to @/PercyJacksoon on Twitter
*narrows eyes*
The only jobs I remember being available were the ones our parents pushed on us
Anyways these sound like jobs from some fiction book.
This generation is looking good so far
A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.
This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.
The shit actually real so one more thing to add to this post
6. YOU GO GRETA YOU ARE A QUEEN
an absolutely insane way to end this year
There are so many things I want to say about this post
1. When the fuck did this happen
2. HA
3. Did you really have to use the Deastel scene for this.
4. FUCK YOU DILLIAN HA you see your hero and the only reason you picked Romania for that project, is a human trafficker (ig?)
5. HAHA
an absolutely insane way to end this year
😑
Why do I keep finding Tumblr posts on pintest right after I reblog them
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
If you ever think that your memory is bad. I once had to look up how to find the are of a rectangle but I have a playlist with all of my liked songs on Spotify and within the first 10 seconds I can identify what the song is.
FOUND THE BITCH
Anyone remember a post from Tumblr past, where somebody said something about being tired of having teenage chosen ones and they wish someone would write one that's older? Because my older sister did that and it's getting published in April.
Edit to add her link tree to help with preordering, if anyone would like :
BITCH I REMEMBER THAT POST
That book is going to be amazing
Anyone remember a post from Tumblr past, where somebody said something about being tired of having teenage chosen ones and they wish someone would write one that's older? Because my older sister did that and it's getting published in April.
Edit to add her link tree to help with preordering, if anyone would like :
Holy shit
HOLY SHIT
This right here is amazing.
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
Moms be like: I birthed you. I brought you in and I can take you out
Me: go ahead, take me out, I didn't ask to be born, anyways if you do kill me then you will go to jail for murder
Adults: ohhh looks who has a rebellious phase
Me: this aint a "rebellious phase" this is me realizing that I am treated like shit and that I see no reason to give you respect when you wouldn't even give me a second to talk
My 6th grade english and writing teacher: Kids should be seen and not heard. As a child you can do nothing
Me: oh hell nah you did not just say that to my face.
Why are older people like this
That Capri sun was the highlight of childhood. You could always get the best 7 sips from that bitch.
what the fuck is this genre of gif called. i had a collection of these kinds of images and i lost them all these are only ones i can find.
I forget that I speak the English language a lot so I'mma just stare at people until my brain stop rebooting
When you realize that if the world ends rn you can't get your 5 dollar sonic shake