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Robin Williams wins
All the Presidents of the United States are resurrected in the far future with their last memory being at the point of their death but in refreshed, youthful bodies. They’re dumped on a planet where they are told they must kill each other, Hunger Games style, until only one survivor remains…
They only bring me along because the demons seem to really like me
“This is Jason, he’s an expert on demons. That’s Susan, she’s an expert on all things fae. That’s Val, they’re an expert on weapons from every time period and destruction level. And I’m here because my threshold for panicking at weird stuff is insanely high.”
Sometimes I forget stuff. Whether it's my phone or the fact that I have a sister. I usually forget stuff.
But my in vine's name do I remember every single thing I did in 2 weeks 4 years ago, BUT NOT REMEMBER WHAT MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO DO 5 MINUTES AGO.
Brain you are seriously fucked up
Lmao wtf
I fell asleep on the bus but than quickly woke back up and had one thing on my mind: if you put a straw in a watermelon it's just a watermelon slushie
My friend needs your feedback!! He runs a website [Lingopie] where you can learn a language by watching TV shows and movies.
As a polyglot, he is super passionate about learning and teaching languages and wants to help students and language learners succeed. He has been working on this project 24/7, so your feedback would make his day! Here is the problem:
His website is still young, so they have limited funds to obtain licenses for movies and television shows. To help as many people as possible, he is wondering what languages you would like to learn or have exams for, so he can focus on expanding the media collection for these languages. I really like him and want his project to succeed, so I created a form where you can vote.
The following languages are available at the moment: Japanese 🇯🇵, Korean 🇰🇷, Spanish 🇪🇸, French 🇫🇷, German 🇩🇪, Italian 🇮🇹, Portuguese 🇵🇹 and English 🇺🇸
Which language are you most interested in? Please vote here!
It's the story of how they meet and at the very end the author breaks the 4th wall and says that they want to propose bit didn't have the guts to do it yet and when they did they would give this book to them as a wedding present.
Your Significant Other has landed a book publishing deal! You're very proud of them, even if you don't actually enjoy their writing. One day, on a whim, you buy an actual copy in a book store. It's nothing like the pages they gave you to read. Nothing.
The dragon was even more confused when a smaller thing showed up and stole one of the dragon's cups but it let it because it had sensed it had known the thing.
The dragon is confused. If the people from the nearby kingdom didn't want him to eat them, then why do they keep on sending him appetizers pre-wrapped in shiny foil and wielding a metal toothpick?
Found this
ON PINTEREST
THEN ON HERE
We have come full circle gays
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
Bitch this is the whole convo
I love texting with my sister. It brings me so much joy.
guys im shakink. i was looking up easy guitar tabs to play and one of them was you are my sunshine and while i was trying to learn it i was singing to it and i started out with "you are-" but then my sister came in and said " my fire" and i was like wait a minute that kinda sounds like what im playing. so i played it to the rhythm of you are my fire. you are my fire by the backstreet boys uses the same melody as you are my sunshine. im literally gonna cry. wtf.
Wait what
Yo imma need some context
my mom just started singing to the tune of welcome to the black parade and it started out right but then it took a turn:
mom: when i was
me: *laughs a bit because she just did this randomly*
mom: a wee lad
me: wait what
mom: i had a castle
mom: and i fell ot of it
me: *totally stifling laughter by this point*
mom: i went to the doctor
mom: they told me i bashed my head
When your post posts twice
These two girls fell asleep on a bus on our way to a basketball game and it's 5 pm and-
I ship them now
These two girls are asleep on the bus on our way to a basketball game and-
I ship them
Sometimes I can't stop doing a thing for hours
And then other times I can't for anything for hours
And I can tell you that, that was a question on our science worksheet
Adhd is weird because I can barely remember my birthday but I can tell you exactly what moon phase happened during the adoption of america's declaration of independence
Okay that was my fault
We watched shrek in my 4th period???
I blame Kaylee and the rest of my class #lol
We watched shrek in my 4th period???
Agreed
Political power in medieval Germany was always split between, on the one hand, the few major families whose power could rival or at least threaten the Holy Roman Emperor, and on the other hand, a collection of independent towns and smallholders. The balance of power was, one could say, between five guys, burghers, and freis.
The entire plot of sleep hollows
The spooky month!!!
me but put it on loop
me who actually did that last week when I was sick
"Do I deserve this?" "Am I worthy of this?"
So irrelevant. Do you want it?
these are amazing
I can understand why children wake up and scream