On My Shittake Again, Ignore It

my sister made me take this off of Instagram because she said too many people will believe me.

City in Paint by Mateusz Urbanowicz

just a lil something i’m reblogging

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Had a dream that I made a really generic “Fuck Jeff Bezos” post, and for some reason it got huge. I don’t know what dream logic made me think that would happen, but I remember people asked me to elaborate and I got to lay out my plans for a duel to the death and what recipes exactly we should use to cook and eat him. It was nice.

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

he's so supportive

ra ra rasputin,

russias greatest love machine,

skin as cool as steve mcqee,

let me be the killer king

anti-social media.

the concept of tumblr popularity is so funny to me. not once have i spoken to anyone on this app who wasn’t sincerely upset and angry at the fact that one of their posts got notes and drew in all the deranged illiterate users from every corner of this app. tumblr isn’t even social media bc it’s incredibly bothersome to get notes and anon asks from some of god’s worst creatures wanting to argue with you for no reason

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

gemtho is to etho within ethubs what cledubs is to bdubs within ethubs does this make sense