Elden Ring Is Gonna Be The Dark Souls Of Being Bisexual

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hyperfixations-and-complaining

3 years ago

I love when my music is crunchy it hits like nothing else

don’t understand anyone who doesn’t love songs full of funky audio effects. when the vocals in an edm track are EQ’d to be a little higher or lower than is natural, brimming with iridescent energy, and it’s like you can feel the sound pressing against you in the back of your mind. distortion so crunchy if you ran your hands over it they’d come back shredded like you just touched electrified sandpaper. reverb that turns piano lines, guitar riffs, and voices to liquid gold. when they do the bit crush thing and you imagine what it would feel like to touch grass in minecraft. please drown me in it. if you aren’t obsessed with this get well soon

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hyperfixations-and-complaining

3 years ago

Just rewatchd ep 5 and im cryng again I nedd fluffy mk headcanon

So hc of mk meeting other vigilantes (i.e, daredevil, punisher, spiderman etc)

Yes thank you! And to be honest, this'll also be therapeutic for me too;

Marc and Frank's relationship is basically that one comic panel where Frank asks about his imaginary god and Marc asks about his dead family.

They're besties though. So are Frank and Jake.

Steven doesn't hate Frank but he's not comfortable spending time with him either. He doesn't agree with all the killing but he does love Max.

Sometimes Steven seeks him out just to see Max.

Meeting Spider-Man was a dream come true for Jake. He's his favourite superhero.

He met him as a civilian first and took a photo with him.

Spidey met Steven when he was out as Mr. Knight. It was one of his first times in New York and he needed directions.

After some team ups and just hang outs, they exchanged information. They bond over shitty bosses and their interests.

Peter doesn't believe the whole Khonshu stuff but it doesn't change the fact that Steven's a good guy helping people so he's cool with it.

To Peter, Marc is your bestie's older brother. They're alright with eachother. Peter goes to Marc to spar and Marc appreciates Peter being there for Steven.

Daredevil and Moon Knight have a complicated relationship. I feel like Marc and Matt are like to feral cats that just go for the throat whenever they see eachother.

Instead of love at first sight, it's violence at first sight. But they're also like "No one can fuck you up but me"

No one really understands their friendship.

Matt and Steven are drinking buddies. And by drinking I mean coffee for Matt and tea for Steven.

They get together and drink. That just feels very correct.

Jake is the bane of Matt's existence. Whenever he's about to run into Jake, Matt feels a shiver down his spine.

Jake has just made it his mission to irritate Matt and nobody knows why.

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hyperfixations-and-complaining

8 months ago

It just occured to me that Stan technically canonically liked to draw, so here's my take of what Stanley's sketchbook would have looked like had he never gave up on art :]

Stanley first found this sketchbook left behind in a dumpster next to a library. The rings that once held the pages together were broken and warped, so he instead fashioned himself a jury rigged binder by weaveing one of his shoelaces through the holes in the side. In the end, it was essentially just a stack of barely held together paper, but he was still satisfied with it.

Pencils were easy enough to snag from the store since they fit so easily inside his pockets; but he had to settle for the shitty stubby pink erasers that barely did its job on the end of the pencils if he made any mistakes.

Stanley wasn't much of a poetic guy, and he didn't do the kind of art that had deep symbolism or meaning behind them. He was more the kind of artist that just drew what was in front of him, plain and simple. Had he been younger, he might have been able to fill in this cobbled together sketchbook in a matter of days, page after page filled to the brim with creatures and adventures of the wildest dreams.

Well, Stanley wasn't exactly a sprightly young child anymore with a boundless imagination to take inspiration from, but 10 years was a long time to be on the road and moving around, so there was plenty for him to draw.

[Summer of 1971, Kentucky- Natasha Jones. Stanley met her at a small farmers market located in a somehow even smaller backwater town. His fingers were itching for something to distract themselves with from the dull inactivity of the town, and he found his eyes drawn to Natasha lounging behind her fruit stand just across from him. Her body language was languid and loose, like a cat. She hadn't appreciated it when she caught him staring, but was apologetic when she realized she gave Stanley a black eye not for being a pervert, but for simply drawing her. She and him still keeps in contact to this day.]

[1972- Carla McCorkle. Stanley crossed paths with her completely out of the blue at the Juke Joint. During a brief pause in their dancing escapade, Stanley managed to roughly capture Carla's dancing in his sketchbook. He was enraptured by her boundless energy, and wanted to challenge himself to try and imitate her lively movements and poses on paper.]

(My primary goal was just to make these pages look as realistic as possible, but I did add in mini backstories in each of the pages' image description, if you feel like reading that :])

[1973- Jack Andersen. Jack was a travelling business man who was staying in room #26 at the same motel Stanley was temporarily residing. Stan doesn't remember what it had been about Jack that intrigued him so much at the time. It might have been his voice, or his height, or his face. In any case, Jack noticed him hunched over the counter and scribbling a portrait of him onto a scrap piece of cardboard from across the lobby. He offered to meet up later to give Stanley a better view of what he was drawing. Stan still has his phone number.]

[1973- Maddison. She was the waitress attending to Stanley at the diner he had taken a pit-stop at to evade the pouring autumn rain. She had the bluest eyes he'd ever seen, and she seemed delighted when he showed her the small portrait he had done of her in cheap blue ink on the receipt.]

[1974- Jimmy Snakes. For such a laid-back man, Stanley never seemed to be able to catch him staying still long enough to draw him. He didn't get the chance to draw him a whole lot.]

[Winter of 1974- Sarah Campbell. Stanley met her out on the streets begging for money with an empty coffee cup. It was cold enough to see your breath fog, and she looked far too young to be homeless already, but she had one of the sunniest smiles that Stan had ever seen on another person. He was dragged into keeping her company when she noticed his sketchbook in his pocket and practically demanded that he draw her. He indulged her, and let her hijack the sketchbook to doodle her own drawings onto the page. She left to beg in a different area after about an hour, and Stan never saw her again. He still thinks about her sometimes. She reminds him so much of Mabel.]

[June 1975- Morrison. They met at a seedy bar in a random town that Stan doesn't care to remember the name of. In the afterglow of their one night stand, Morrison asked for Stanley to draw him after learning of the latter's hobby. He remembers Morrison walking out on him with a huff when he saw that Stanley never once drew his face.]

[1976, Colombia- Ana María. She was one of the muscles involved in a cartel mission that Stanley was participating in. His boss didn't notice him sitting in the corner with his sketchbook balanced on his knees during the meeting, and Ana María certainly didn't seem to care, although she definitely noticed him.]

[1980, Colombia- Stanley only barely managed to hide his sketchbook from the guards during the initial body search, and he never dared to pull it out in front of his inmates, lest they damage it. Besides, pencils that weren't being used as a stabbing weapon was a rarity in prison, and paper was bound to get ruined with blood at some point or another]

[Summer of 2012- Mabel and Dipper Pines. Stan remembered the day he first met the twins; not in Gravity Falls, but at Piedmont, California, almost a decade ago. They had been so small at the time, and Stan had been having such a hard time stifling his tears that he was barely able to hold his pencil properly to draw the slumbering pair, cocooned in their tiny blankets. The extra sixth finger on his gloves hadn't helped with his shakiness, but he was desperate to busy his hands so Shermie didn't notice him crying. He did anyways, and Shermie himself had looked like he was about to burst out laughing at the sight of Stan, the traitor.]

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hyperfixations-and-complaining

2 years ago

I truly love and adore all the artwork depicting Terzo or any other Papa with a glowing eye.

But I do have to confess that everytime my immediate first thought, without fail, will be about Sans Undertale.

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hyperfixations-and-complaining

2 years ago

this knight is bisexual and there is nothing you can do about it!!!!!!!!!

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hyperfixations-and-complaining

8 months ago

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hyperfixations-and-complaining

2 years ago

must a doctor who episode be "good". is it not enough for it to have sacha dhawan dancing to ra ra rasputin

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hyperfixations-and-complaining

2 years ago

My little head canon for Terzo’s Resurrection AU is that because he bleeds gold ichor from his gold gilded throat scar when experiencing negative emotions, people in the ministry start calling him the “Clergy’s Treasure.” Some mean it with reverence, as it’s a gift from the dark lord.

The Clergy, though, it’s their way of reminding Terzo that he is just a trophy for them now. He has no power, no influence. He’s no longer papa, but a trophy brought back from Copia’s victory.