Thought Fiddlestan Was A Purely Comedic Ship For A While But Now I Get It, I See The Light. It’s About

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everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]

MAY DENLESS??? IS ANYONE HERE MAY DENLESS???

ok but sometimes i forget that copia isn’t actually real. like, i actually forget. I forget that it’s a mask. he’s just so real to me. same with terzo. it’s just so amazingly real that i just forget it’s just our little tax fraud underneath.

I love how some books have a low rating when the sequel books have astonishingly high ratings. Like, the author wrote that first book like that to make you hate the life the mc has or how things are where they live, to help you understand the mc's need to escape. But some of you are like I hate how the author pictured the mc. They are such a weakling. They have no backbone to defend themselves whatsoever. The world around them was disgusting, I don't want to read more about it. I mean yeah, if the book triggers things for you you shouldn't continue. But then again, you should've checked the tws before starting it and then giving it a low rating. If it's not the triggers, then I'm sorry to tell you that you're a prejudiced piece of shit. You want to escape that world so you stop reading it and spit your hatred in reviews, then give it a one star. But if you had continued the series you could've seen that the mc is not the weakling you thought them to be. You missed out on all the good parts of the story. And I'm happy you didn't read the continuation because you don't deserve to read about such awesome characters. Go be miserable in your hatred-filled life.

Shhh don't tell anyone, but I was anonymous.

These are the headcanons I sent

1) Every time he's streaming, without fail, Jamie at some point interrupts and says something like "oh you're doing the twitchy again".

2) The Doctor doesn't know how he can possibly react to "the twitchy". The viewers love Jamie's shenanigans and wish he would stay on the stream more often.

3) 11 frequently shows up in chat as "fezzesRcool" to complement 2's bowtie

4) The Master (in any incarnation) has watched every single minute of every single stream but has never donated, commented or interacted with the stream in any way beyond watching it because they don't wanna get caught.

5) Every time 2 says "oh my giddy aunt" the viewers die a little on the inside and wish he would just swear like a normal person.

6) 2 has no idea what the donations are but he knows the viewers like it when he plays the flute every time it happens.

7) Nobody knows what his channel is about because every stream is so vastly different from the last. Somehow it still gathers a large following that tunes in often because it's fun every time.

8) How did 2 learn to set up Twitch? And then stream?? Nobody knows. It's more a mystery than his name is.

I feel kinda ~stupid~ because I sent an ask first with the headcanons instead of just reblogging the post in the first place oops...

Um. The 2nd Doctor was in my dream yesterday, but uh he was a Twitch streamer? I don't know what to do with this information. Uh I have headcanons forming but like, I'm in shock?

This ask made me laugh for hours.

Also, just to add to your headcanon (which is valid and you should pursue its creation)

He does a skit in every stream where if he receives a donation he plays the flute.

He's dressed with that obnoxious fur coat and big diva sunglasses.

His stream is just him criticizing the economic system and capitalism for 14 and a half hours each day

Dragonborn Headcannons

Just some headcannons about dragonborn, the LDB, and Miraak :p (some might actually be cannon)

- Dragons can absorb a dragonborns soul 

- No matter who they might’ve sold their soul to Akatosh gets the final say in where a dragonborn ends up if their soul wasn’t absorbed. While he doesn’t have an afterlife of his own to send them to, he decides where they end up. He’ll reward good/heroic dragonborn with Sovengard, and punish bad/villain dragonborn with either the void if they didn’t sell their soul, or letting the Daedra fight over them

- When two dragonborn come into physical contact with one another, they become a mated pair, unless one has someone they identify as a mate or is mated to a different dragonborn. Seeing as it’s rare to have more then one dragonborn on nirn at a time, almost no one knows about it except for Paarthurnax and maybe a few other dragons

- Dragonborn can’t die from natural causes. While they can still starve and die of thirst, things like old age, sickness, strokes, heart attacks, etc. can’t kill them, and they can only die if someone or something else kills them. This is also my headcannon for how Miraak lived for thousands of years. While others may say it was because he was preserved in apocrypha I believe it’s due to this. Though apocrypha did stop his physical body from ageing, and allowed him to go completely with out food, water, and sleep

- Those with dragon blood, like the septim emperors, and those with a dragon soul, like Miraak, are two different things. There can be a mix of the two, like Tiber septim, but people with dragon blood are different from dragonborn. Examples are: Those with dragon blood can’t absorb a dragons soul. They would learn Dovah Zul as fast as any regular person, unlike dragonborn who can learn it almost immediately. Those with dragon blood can still die of natural causes. Dragonborn can’t wear the amulet of kings and light the dragon fires that protect Tamriel from the Daedra. Again there are some cases where the two mix, such as Tiber septim

- All dragonborn have a rebellious streak

- All dragonborn have a hunger for knowledge and power

- All dragonborn are competitive

- All dragonborn are prideful to an extent

- All dragonborn crave to dominate others

- Dragonborn can communicate really well with out having to say much because of their sil being very similar

- The LDB is the descendent/grandchild of the Hero of Kavatch.

- Dragonborn can resist shouts to an extent

im glad people acknowledge how smart Stan is to teach himself theoretical physics and repair the portal BUT i feel like we should also talk about the fact that he ALSO SUCCESSFULLY MODIFIED IT! If he just rebuilt it as is just “merely following the blueprints” as some people say, the portal would’ve just opened up where Ford initially fell in 30 years ago, NOT a couple feet away from Ford like Ford describes in Journal 3. like thats so insane???

I'm rewatching Merlin and it's only really hitting me now how bat shit the entire concept of the show is because without the context of the original stories, it's a pretty typical mid-tier sword and sorcery type thing, but from the perspective of actual Arthurian Legend, it's kinda like if they adapted Lord of The Rings and made Gandalf a 19 year old twink that had unresolved sexual tension with Aragorn