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I am in the middle of the 3rd truly devious novel and I have come to the conclusion that Call Me Charles is sus
Cat Loki : “Meow.”
Wizard Y/N : “That won’t work this time Loki.”
Loki, turning back : “My darling.”
Wizard Y/N : “What you did was dangerous and reckless !”
Loki, with a sad puppy face : “I’m sorry.”
Wizard Y/N : “You won’t get away so easily this time I’m afraid.”
Loki : “Min kjære, min søte, jeg beklager.”
Wizard Y/N : “… No, you are cheating.”
Loki : “Tilgi meg, kjære.”
Wizard Y/N : “We said no Asguardian dialect when you’re in trouble ! It’s not fair !”
Loki : “Jeg elsker deg.”
Wizard Y/N : “… Damn it.”
Texts from Loki- Masterlist
*Texts from Tom Hiddleston Masterlist here
This is kind of turning into a series rather than just a bunch of imagines, but I kind of just write what comes to my brain and post it immediately after. Keep in mind that I don't always write/post things in order (ADHD. Sorry.), but I always update the Masterlist in chronological order. Except for the drabbles. You can insert those anywhere you like, or enjoy them on their own. Happy texting! Updated 10/7/2021
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Introduction- Part 1
Introduction- Part 2
You're Invited- Part 1
You're Invited- Part 2
Party- Part 1
Party- Part 2
Hangover
Insomniacs- Part 1
Insomniacs- Part 2
Insomniacs- Part 3 (NSFW)
Movie Night (NSFW)
Ruin the Friendship
You
Insecurities
Quarantined- Part 1
Quarantined- Part 2
Quarantined- Part 3
Quarantined- Part 4
Quarantined- Part 5
Every Inch of You (NSFW)
Where’s My Stuff
Kidnapped- Part 1
Kidnapped- Part 2
Test Prep
Test Results
Protective
While You Were Sleeping
Announcement
———————Drabble ———————
Selfie
Don't Be Long
Lingering Stares
Sweet Dreams
Focusing
Kink Shaming
Horny Vampire
Perfect Match
Scepter
Happy Birthday
Not Thor
Date?- Part 1
Date?- Part 2
Rabbit Hole
Rabbit Hole- Part 2 (NSFW)
Let’s Play a Game (NSFW)
P.S. I am open to requests if y’all have some texty ideas for me!
The right universe.
Summary: After Y/N’s life turns upside down, she’s full of grief. Somehow, one day, she manages to travel to the MCU, where she meets her favorite characters, including a certain god who seems willing to establish a friendship with her. Suddenly she’s enwrapped in this new world, where everything she loved in a screen is now reality. How will she react? Will she be able to deal with the ghosts that haunt her? Or will she let them consume her? Will she be open to accept the love she is offered? Read to find out!
Read this on AO3!
Category: F/M.
Relationships: Loki/reader.
Characters: Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, James “Bucky” Barnes, Vision, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, Stephen Strange, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Bruce Banner, Thor, Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, other minor appearances of other characters but these are the main ones, Pepper Potts, Loki (Marvel).
Additional tags: Loki/reader - Freeform, Avenger Loki (Marvel), Loki & Tony Stark Friendship, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluffyfest, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Pining a lot because we love to suffer, Domestic Avengers, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark is a parental figure, Natasha Romanov Is a Good Bro, Everyone is a good bro, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, y/n, After Infinity War but no one died and the purple bitch was defeated, Missions, Y/N is a universe traveller, Grief, Therapy, Protective Loki (Marvel), Loki in love.
Chapter 1: A white circle in the sky.
Chapter 2: In which Y/N meets The Avengers.
Chapter 3: The first movie night.
Chapter 4: 177A Bleecker Street.
Chapter 5: Family.
Chapter 6: A raven haired god.
Chapter 7: The god of fun.
Chapter 8: Heartache and a chick flick.
Chapter 9: Supervised training.
Chapter 10: Do you think I’m cool?
whatsapp went down last night and my friends resorted to sending me emails like some fucking. world war 2 era letter
Hey everyone!
I’m posting here some MLB fantics I’ve wrote recently.
Just want you to know English isn’t my first or second language, but I feel like using it for writing those fanfics anyway.
So don’t pay to much attention to grammar, unless it really doesn’t make any sance. Then u can comment and I’ll fix it.
Enjoy watching
Bon Jovi x miraculous x Chat Blanc
Leap of Fath x Miraculous
Enjoy reading
Super hero team reunion LadyNoir (completed) [part 1] [part 2] [part 3]
Behind the mask LadyNoir (completed) [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7]
Breakdown Marichat (completed) [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5 ] [part 6/8] [part 7/8] [part 8/8]
Mysteries of the future Marichat, Ladrien, Ladynoir, Adrianette (completed) [part 1/5] [part 2/5] [part 3/5] [part 4/5] [part 5/5]
The day that changed everything Ladrien, Marichat, Ladynoir, Adrianette (completed)
[Part 1. Defeat and betrayal] [Part 2. Surprise, surprise] [Part 3. Matching with the past] [Part 4. Secrets we hold] [Part 5. Old wounds] [Part 6. Not a perfect date] [Part 7. Candles and tears] [Part 8. Your friend, Ladybug] [Part 9. Hidden connections] [Part 10. To date or not to date] [Part 11. Matching lives] [Part 12. Team up] [Part 13. Perfect date] [Part 14. Enemies and friends] [Part 15. Power of creation] [Part 16. Friends will be friends] [Part 17. Accident kiss?] [Part 18. Morning lights] [Part 19. Mirage on the lake] [Part 20. Old habits]
Natural instincts LadyNoir (completed) [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5]
On the beach Adrianette, LadyNoir (completed) [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5]
Responsible and silly MisterNoir/LadyNoir, Marichat, Adrianette (completed) [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5]
Made for me Marichat, Ladynoir, Adrianette, Ladrien (compleated) [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9] [part 10] [part 11] [part 12] [part 13] [part 14] [part 15] [part 16] [part 17]
The secret I know Ladynoir, Adrianette, Ladrien, Marichat (ongoing) [part 1] [part 2]
I want doot doot
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
Chat Blanc AU
You know that part where Nathalie just marches into the Dupain Cheng Boulangerie Patisserie with that smug little smirk on her face and literally supports our favourite father of the year as he threatens (I repeat, threatens) our fourteen year old protagonist?
I know you do. You probably reeled in aghast when Marinette looked on desperately as Gabriel told her to break up with his son. You probably roared in indignation when Tom told Nathalie to leave now and never come back. And if you’re anything like me, you probably wondered why her parents didn’t step in like mine probably would have, because if someone threatened me in front of my fam, there would have been fireworks whether I liked it or not.
It’s been 2 weeks since Chat Blanc and that’s still the part that’s pissing me off the most.
And you all know what that means *cracks knuckles*
[Parts 1 - 7 are posted HERE]
[Parts 8 - 12 are posted HERE]
[Parts 13 - 16 are posted HERE]
[Parts 17 - 19 are posted HERE]
Another AO3 Fic Rec
Lila Salt
Unexpected Help - General / Complete - Marinette reflects on the past few months since Lila came to her school and threatened her. She didn’t actually expect her to make good on her threats. As she lost all her old friends to Lila, she made a new one she never expected, who vows to bring down Lila Rossi once and for all.
Adrien and Marinette - Frickin Couples Goals - General / Complete -
A dash of crack 1 teaspoon of class salt one grain of background character development 1 cup of Lila salt ½ a backbone for Caline bustier A hint of Gabriel redemption A pinch of Chloe redemption 16 ounces of Adrien declaring his love for Marinette Bake it for 15 minuter at 360 degrees Remove and let cool Ice it with A BuzzFeed - “10 times Adrien and Marinette were couples goals” Et voila! A quality, fluffy (little bit bitter) Adrinette fic.
Basically Lila pulls some shit, it backfires cuz she’s dumb, and lots of adrinette cuteness.
Best Friends - Teen / Complete - Dating your best friend is the best thing, especially when they defend you.
Her Boyfriend, My Girlfriend - General / Complete - Marinette’s class is insistent on her turning up to a date with Adrien that Alya prepared.What they don’t know is that she already has a date, with a boyfriend that none of them would expect.
Jagged Stone - General / Complete - Different Lila Rossi exposes. From various celebs to some of her own classmates…
Grudges Can Last A Life Time - General / Incomplete - Three Kwami hold grudges from their one of their chosens death. What will happen when they realize the current Miraculous wielders have been reincarnated each time and were always their chosen?
Chloé Bourgeois: HBIC - Teen / Complete - Now, Chloé Bourgeois may be a “Queen Bitch”, but these students were her subjects. And Lila was on her turf, dammit.
Remember, the Hive protects the Queen - General / Complete - The class has no idea that you don’t mess with the Queen if you don’t want to be stung by the hive.
Success is Sweet - Teen / Complete - Lila may still be out for Marinette’s guts. But Marinette has a plan, friends to help her, and a good lawyer.
CONSEQUENCES - Not Rated / Incomplete - Where Lila suffers for the crimes she commits. Some she’s done on the show, others will be scenarios of my own invention.
Fashion Upgrade - Teen / Complete - After the events of Ladybug, Lila goes to Bustier and Damocles with a sob story about how she’s afraid Marinette will retaliate against her. Bustier and Damocles decide to move Francois Dupont’s “Everyday Ladybug” to a new class where she won’t be a discipline problem any more.The lucky teacher? Mendeleiev.New class, new friends, old schemes and a group project worth twenty percent of their yearly grade.
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reflagging this because its so freaking cute and adorable
anyone please ask your crush out like this
Villains can't use Apple products
lol imagine if in the end, Chat Noir turns out to be someone else
AU where we’re not told who Chat Noir is and both Adrien Agreste and Felix Graham de Vanily is introduced from episode one and the fandom is in a constant debate about who the fuck Chat Noir is.
An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.
I love this video
Taechwita
I used to think Delaware was a steel production company but this post changed my views
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
Masterlist
Started: 6/16/21
Last Updated: 6/24/21
Total Works: 4
And here it is! I want to say thanks to @vixen-uchiha for helping me out with this!
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Gotham’s Twins
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Claude and The Quantics
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Like A Damn Sociopath
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Bugs And Chats
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
@ramos123 heres the fics, let me know if u want more, not sure how many of these u might’ve already read
#NewestWayne is trending folks
She’s Sunshine, She’s Grace, She’ll Punch You in the Face
How A Demon Commissions An Angel
The Heroes’ Game
The Great IKEA Game
Gotham Mouse, Paris Bug
Broken Angels (this one hasn’t been updated in a year and its unfinished but GOD is it good)
Little Ladybird
#SunshineOfGotham
Nannynette
The Strings That Bind Us
Made these a while ago and forgot to submit them so have at 'em if you want dude :)
Another DC TA Marinette Story
*So the other version is strictly a one-shot drabble post while this one might, and I repeat might have more than two parts.
Part 1: Welcome to Gotham
Part 1 (here) | Part 2 |
Marinette’s having a bad day. It started with her waking up late, breaking her five-day streak of waking up early. She nearly fell on her way down the stairs, thankfully she remained unharmed. Then she was late coming to class, but that mainly due to poor time management decisions. Only for her to then realize that she’s no longer a student, but the teacher assistant for Mme. Bustier’s class.
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How to keep friends from forcing you into a relationship
I may not have updated last week, which is a little shocker. Assessment time is hard and mean, that's all I'm willing to say on it. So I've got this and I'll have something else out later this week as well.
Marinette here 2 3 4 5 6 7
Damian 1/2 3/4 5/6 7
Enjoy!
@vixen-uchiha @caffeinetheory @maybemanymuffins @kokoa-vb @yamadochie @captainmac6 @theatreandcomicfreak @sonif50 @emjrabbitwolf @damianette-is-life
"What could you possibly mean by 'not having a crush on Adrien anymore'?" Alya cried out to Marinette loudly.
"Easy, I don't have a crush on him anymore. I don't like him like that anymore. I find the idea of dating him to be something I don't want anymore." Marinette replied, leaving out all her sass for the idea of Alya would know this and see it with her two eyes if they actually had a conversation beyond Lila is nice and if Marinette was free to help Alya look after the twins.
If the girl with ombre hair had been paying attention, she would have seen that the two were no longer besties, let alone that Marinette no longer liked Adrien.
The bestie spot had been claimed by a friend from her childhood she got back in contact with by complete chance. Literally. A couple of months back she had been walking Fang as a favour for Jagged when he was stuck in an interview and the crocodile had gotten bored and wreaked havoc. Her old friend had practically appeared out of nowhere and petted the reptile, not even talking to her beyond asking if he could. He had checked over the whole crocodile as if ensuring Fang was well looked after before the two recognised each other from their time together for a summer in their childhoods. They had met in the summer when he was 12 and she was 10 when she spent it in America under her grandmother's care, with her grandmother's friends the Kent's, and tagging along everywhere with Jon. Marinette and Jon often spent summer holidays together, alternating location yearly in their childhood. Damian had been a strange addition to her summer that year.
They were not close friends though, he had not reached out after that summer, and Marinette did not either. The only reason they did hang out was because of Jon. But by the end of summer, Marinette would say they could tolerate each other.
But now, now their friendship was better. While he was visiting for a couple of weeks, they spent time together. She had his phone number now so he couldn't ignore her again. That did not seem to be happening as even with his return home they often called and messaged each other.
"Come on! I have the perfect set up and you and Adrien will be together!" Alya pleaded, bringing Marinette out of her musings back to her present problem.
"I don't want to do it besides," Marinette thought desperately. What could get Alya off her back, to stop this nightmare? Marinette considered one idea and then it fell out her mouth before she could stop it.
"I already have a boyfriend." Marinette watched as Alya froze while Marinette processed what just came out of her mouth.
Disaster. Why would she say such a thing? Oh, she was still going to be pulled on that date with Adrien, deal with his dreamy eyed staring at her as he excitedly planned their evening after dinner, because she will want to spend more time with her, and this was not going to end well.
"You can't be serious!" Alya finally exclaimed. Marinette barely considered before plunging in further.
In for a penny, in for a pound as the saying goes. And Marinette was already in for the penny.
"Definitely. Started dating about a month or so ago, flirting was exchanged, he bought me chocolates, I agreed to a date, we decided we like each other enough to continue contact and flirting with a second date planned up." Dammit, why was her dream to be a fashion designer, she could be a story writer with how quick she comes up with storylines. Alya continued to look flabagasted. As if Marinette dating anyone but Adrien was impossible.
"But I have everything planned out! You and Adrien have a reservation for tomorrow night for a romantic Italian dinner! He agreed! You can't just go and ruin all my hard work like this!" Alya glared accusingly at the designer. Marinette shrugged.
"Maybe if you talked to me a few months back I would have told you I was over Adrien, and a month ago liked someone new," Marinette was not apologising, she was stating fact, "if that was all, pass on my regards to Adrien, but no thanks, I need to get a move on, goodbye."
"Who is it?" Alya grabbed Marinette's wrist to stop her from walking away, determination in her face.
"What?" Marinette glared in return.
"Who are you dating that makes you unavailable to date Adrien?" Alya spat out.
"You don't know them. Not surprising. When did you and I last hang out?" Alya only tightened her grip.
"Who is it?" Came the damand again. Marinette's brain rushed again. She needed a guy Alya didn't know, and someone she could convince to go on a date or two because Alya wasn't going to give up on this unless Marinette was completely and utterly unable to get around it. The girl was super head strong. But she did not have many options. She couldn't pull a random name out of a hat she needed someone who she knew and her brain provided a name while Alya was still waiting that Marinette tried to say it without seeming like she had just choosen one at random.
"His name is Damian." Marinette outwardly held Alya's look, refusing to give anymore, internally panicking. Why, out of every guy, did she pick Damian? Even Jon would take less to convince and pull off the natural "we are dating" air while Damian was an ice Prince with the matching emotions! Cold, aloof, and freezing. Marinette finally wrentched herself out of Alya's grip. "Got to go. Bye." Marinette dashed away, hopefully she would be able to buy herself some time and maybe could convince her old friend to fulfill this favour for a month or two to convince the other girls she truly was over Adrien before school was finished for the year and she would be going to Metropolis University to study fashion.
God, did she hope this would work.
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Damian raised an eyebrow.
"You seriously did that?" He asked. Marinette nodded. "No." He stated.
Marinette held back the whine. She had to convince him.
"Please? Alya will not accept an answer otherwise! And she'll make me go on a date with Adrien if I don't show up with a boyfriend."
"I don't see why you can not just grab another guy and have him go by the name Damian for a couple of months." Damian argued back.
"Because the risk is still there, that she finds out the truth. Going with a guy I know and already has the name Damian is going to be easier." Marinette protested.
"You can not be serious. No, I will not be part of this charade,"
"Someone said charade?" Another familiar face appeared on the camera, "hey Marinette! What's got this guy pouting?"
"Hey Dick," Marinette cheerfully greeted, "I have a friend trying to persuade me to go on a date with a guy that she believes I'm still interested in."
"And you aren't anymore." Dick filled in, glancing at Damian. Marinette nodded before continuing,
"I was pretty desperate to get her to accept this. She wasn't taking no for an answer. So I said I had a boyfriend. She demanded a name. And the first one to pop to mind, that wasn't dating someone else and Alya didn't know was Damian. So I said Damian."
"That makes sense," Dick glanced to his little brother again, "and Damian is refusing to go along with it because?"
"None of your business Grayson!" Damian snapped, "It's childish and if she can not be honest with her friend that's not my issue." Marinette rolled her eyes. Dick gave a grin of clenched teeth.
"Hey Marinette? Give us a minute, Damian will call you right back." Before Marinette could confirm, Dick ended the call. Marinette groaned and wondered if she should just ask Jon to stand in for Damian. It would be so much easier...
But Jon was bad at lying, Marinette groaned into her hands and continued to think. Maybe she should start making lists of guys she knew and then list pros and cons for each guy. It would be easier than this. Her phone rang again, Damian's name lighting up on her phone. She picked it up and saw the face of her friend with a scowl aimed off camera.
"Hey." She smiled. He glanced to her and the scowl lightened.
"I'll do it. But we need to have a list of rules and expectations." Marinette light up.
"Thank you! Oh my god thank you."
"Yes, I know." He rolled his eyes. Marinette beamed at him.
"Really Damian, thank you." He blinked and cleared his throat at the following silence.
"So rules and expectations?"
"Right. Alya, and I guess a part of the class, are going to want to meet you, to ensure you are a real person and that I'm not lying."
"Even though you are," he interrupted, "but I think something can be arranged. I surprise you at school at some point and say I am there with father on business, so figured I would come and spend time with you, and reveal my existence when you weren't expecting it." Damian shrugged.
Marinette frowned, "I am not so sure that is required, surely a video chat would be enough,"
"But with the different timezones it may be hard to do so. Particularly with when you finish school I would still be in class." Damian countered, "besides it wouldn't be a complete lie, father has something to investigate in the European branch of the family business, I'll just tag along and bump up the date we actually go to see it by a few weeks." Marinette bit her bottom lip but nodded, "what would also be likely to happen upon first meeting me?" Damian asked, moving pointedly along.
"Well, Alya would interrogate you. Ask you questions about when we met, when you asked me out, what you like about me, when we started dating, that sort of thing," Marinette frowned in thought, "she may try to add pressure to get us to kiss or something to really prove it, but"
"She would want the whole lovey Dovey stuff that is romantic as if it is from a movie," Damian nodded, "as well as checking both stories match up. I suggest we keep the story mostly to the truth, you struggle with lying as it is, when did you tell her we started dating?"
"A month or so?" Marinette worried her bottom lip as he snorted.
"We'll make it a month and 4 days today. Then I'll just keep track of the dates and whenever I show up it will be fine." Damian decided. Marinette nodded and noted it in her calendar.
"What else did you mention to Alya?"
"You got me chocolates and we've been on a date with another planned?" Marinette ducked down at his glare, "and I officially was over Adrien a few months ago."
"...right, we'll say that we had an impromptu date when I first asked you when I was in Paris. You at the time didn't realise, thinking it was two friends hanging out, even if it was a little fancy for your taste. We enjoyed it and you wished for a proper date with how well we were getting along. We have an online one, as I can not meet you face to face, where you ask if I would be willing to enter a long distance relationship. I agree. I got you chocolates for the first date that you thought was strange but insisted on sharing right there with me." Damian set out the storyline for their start to dating. Marinette nodded.
"That works out well. There then wouldn't need to be much remembering."
"We'll keep most of it to actual events we have, phone calls to each other, and details we both know, stories from that summer as kids to reconnect to one another, romantic embellishments thrown in." Damian shrugged. "Are we missing much else for a background check?" Marinette thought and shook her head, "Okay, then onto rules. How do you feel about physical affection?"
Marinette blinked. Damian waited. He was a very non touching person, unless he trusted and felt close to the other person. And he knew that would be required with dating someone.
At least Marinette was a friend. And not a stranger. But knowing what Alya was expecting...
"Kiss cheek greetings, hugs and hand holding, I'm comfortable with," Marinette started. Damian nodded, "Alya will probably demand a proper kiss but, if you rather not we probably can get her to back off."
"We'll go with a kiss cheek greeting and hope that starves her off, we will work it out if it does not. I think that would be enough to start for now, I'll think about stuff we have forgotten, stick to our cover for the relationship, if you need to give more details, keep me informed. You should be going to bed now." Marinette glanced at the clock to see it was late.
"Yeah. Thanks again Damian. Good night!"
"Good night." Marinette hung up and breathed a sigh of relief. Damian was going to help her. She wouldn't be forced to go on a date with a guy she did not like.
She now could only hope that this all paid off.
Marinette sat at the back of the classroom. Her classmates having heard the tale from Alya were all curious. Adrien even more so to wonder what guy she was with to turn down a date with him when Alya and the other girls had talked about the obvious jealous issue she had with Lila over him. They all clamored for details on this Damian. Marinette refused to say his last name stating that it wouldn't mean anything important to them, and talked about how he was an annoyance as kids and how he put on airs but had really mellowed out since then.
Rose asked about meeting him.
"You can't. He is in America." Marinette stated.
"Oh, pull the other one Marinette, you are dating a boy from America? Get real and stop this lie on dating someone when you aren't." Alya stood with an eyeroll.
"I'm not lying Alya." Marinette protested, "Damian is from America but we knew each other when we were younger. And he is my boyfriend."
"Oh Marinette you're so brave to enter a long distance relationship. Heaven knows they don't last. My one didn't even make it a month!" Lila exclaimed.
Marinette barely held back her own retorts.
"You were in a long distant relationship Lila?"
"How cool!"
"What was it like?"
Marinette couldn't help her jaw drop. She couldn't be in such a relationship, but Lila could and it would be accepted at a drop of a hat? Unfair.
"To begin with it was amazing, and it became harder as I loved him more yet the distance kept us apart. Then I found him cheating on me! What I find strange is that his name was Damian, and he lived in America too... Do you think it's a coincidence?" Lila gasp, covering her mouth,
"It could be! Marinette you're better off cutting your loses before you end up duped and just go out with someone else." Mylene anxiously stared at her friend, the others nodding.
"I highly doubt it's the same Damian. Besides, my Damian wouldn't go as low as to cheat on someone. We know each other, he wouldn't do that." Marinette crossed her arms, and moved to ignore the class as Lila picked up a new cry of just wanting to look out for the girl. Marinette rolled her eyes and pulled out her phone, mentally calculating the likelihood Damian was awake. Deciding he probably wasn't, she shoved her phone in her pocket and waited to see what else was in store for her day.
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Can't not reblog
DAAaHRLINg,
But seriously 5 minute crafts be like,"oh you got a stapler in your ear? Try adding a little sprite in it."
i’m .........
"L'Oréal blond knows."
x MARVEL CROSSOVER x
Marinette knew that Tom Dupain wasn’t her biological father. Nonetheless, she loved him and he loved her. He married her mother when she was two and have been inseparable ever since.
On the other side, her biological father was a prick.
He first came to visit her after she developed a … rather interesting set of abilities. She was five when that happened. Her mother had somehow contacted him and, even though he doubted it, he came.
It is safe to say that he was beyond shocked when he saw that Marinette was his spitting image, not counting the blue eyes. She had a mischievous smile and sharp eyes, carrying herself like royalty, worthy of the title of the daughter of the god of mischief.
That day, Loki found out he had a demigoddess daughter.
While he was reluctant at first, the little girl grew on him. He visited at least twice a month, mainly to help her control her powers but also to let her know that he actually cared about her, to ensure that he wasn’t with her like his father was with him. No other Asgardian knew about Marinette and he would like to keep it that way. There was no need for his brother of father to swoop in and ruin everything.
As the years passed their bond became unbreakable. Marinette still thought that Loki was a prick and an idiot at times but she wouldn’t have it any other way. Life was boring anyway, why not sprinkle it with a little bit of mischief?
When she became Ladybug, he knew. He called out Tikki as soon as he stepped in her room and her parents were out of hearing range.
“Tikki, you can come out. You should know better by now.”
Marinette was dumbfounded when the goddess came out from behind some books, with a pout and with her arms crossed.
“I knew it. Trixx did say that you came to Midgard and Marinette looks like a miniature female version of yourself.”
“I’m actually surprised the guardian gave her the Ladybug miraculous. I would’ve guessed she would have been a better fox.”
“She is a very good match for me too. Her soul is a creative one, but yes, she would be a perfect fox.”
“Um… Can I get in the loop too?”
The two gods turned to her. Marinette had her arms crossed, tapping her foot on the floor. Loki gave her a sheepish smile.
“I am a God, Marigold, I do know the other gods too.”
The day passed talking with the two deities about all sorts of things, Tikki especially scolding him for the New York disaster, Marinette joining her. It happened before she was born so even if he changed it was still a horrible thing
“Look, daddy issues are a pain to deal with. I was very angry.”
“Dad, it’s no excuse to be an asshole.”
“I know.” Loki rolled his eyes then grinned. “But what’s this I’m hearing about from Tikki about a boy?”
Marinette flushed, glaring at the offender, now munching on a cookie, her eyes sparkling with laughter. She was shaking her head and vigorously gesturing with her hands.
“Nope. I’m not talking with you about this and, Odin forbid, if I see you around him I’ll cut your macaron supply.”
Loki only raised his hands in surrender, laughing heartedly. He wouldn’t dare cross his daughter, so he swore, between tears of laughter, that he would keep his distance.
“But if he breaks your heart I’ll throw him in Jotunheim.”
…
A few years later, when Lila came around he knew. There was no mistaking the dimming of the fire in her soul. He could see that she didn’t want to talk about it by the way she was dodging the subject so he had to take the matter in his own hands.
He shapeshifted into a horsefly and flew after her when she went to school. It took a lot of his power to hide from Marinette’s sight but if was worth it. Now he knew why she started closing in on herself.
Loki could admire a good lie. After all he was the god of trickery, lies and deceit. But this girl spouting off the worst lies he ever heard. Not only were they ridiculous, they were also completely devoid of any drop of truth. That was the base of any good lie, and she was lacking it entirely. What confused him more what that some of her classmates believed her. Only a handful others didn’t seem to believe her, one of which was a blond boy that looked at the leech, glued to his hand, with disgust. By his aura Loki assumed he was the holder of the Black Cat.
He confronted Marinette when she came back from school. Some of the lies were concerning, they were hurting his daughter and he couldn’t let it fly. He assumed the harpy was set on Marinette because she wouldn’t buy her lies. That was not surprising, she could see even though his best lies.
“I know, Marigold.”
Marinette knew what he meant. She inhaled deeply and looked around.
“Can we go somewhere else, outside of Paris?”
The furrowed his brows, getting more concerned by the second. He couldn’t read her in that moment. He could read most people like an open book, but that was his daughter. She knew how to hide things from him.
“Yes. Tell your parents, we don’t want to concern them.”
After she told her parents that she would go with Loki on a short trip, he opened a portal to a high rooftop over a city. She could feel the darkness of it, potent and corrupting. She figured that was why her father would bring her there, no one would notice them. As soon as the portal closed, she broke down. She hugged him, crying into his chest.
“I’m so tired, dad. The responsibility of Ladybug, Lila and her lies, half of my class turned against me, Hawkmoth just sending out akuma after akuma, it’s just so much.”
He let her cry, hugging her closely and patting her head. Even after all these years he didn’t know how to properly comfort his daughter but it was something he actively was working for.
“But I assume you still don’t want me to help?”
“The Avengers or The Justice League would notice if you do something. I managed to keep them away, for the time being, but I doubt they would hesitate coming if they heard that you came into a highschool, knives flying after a teenage girl or if you burnt down half of Paris searching for Hawkmoth.”
She sighed, sitting on the edge of roof.
“I can handle it, I think. It’s hard but I can manage it. I have Chat Noir and the others, we will succeed.”
“You know that I will always be by your side if you need me, right?”
“Of course, dad.” She hugged him once more, not letting go for some time.
When she calmed down, she asked him to get them to Paris.
“Dad, where was that? I’ve never felt a more malicious feeling to a place in my entire life.”
“Gotham City. That place holds a centuries long curse.”
Marinette nodded then hugged her father one more time before he left. She then went on her balcony, sketchbook and laptop in her hands. The afternoon sun was providing perfect lighting for sketching. She set aside the sketchbook for the moment, opening the laptop. She heard about Gotham from Alya when she was gushing about the vigilantes. She wasn’t especially interested about them so she listened politely but forgot everything the next day.
Gotham was dubbed the Crime Capital, which was not surprising. The maliciousness surrounding the city was overwhelming, even if she was there for only a few minutes short of an hour. She could only imagine what that could do to the locals. A meeting with Fu after her patrol that night was mandatory.
Apparently he knew about the situation in Gotham. An old friend kept him updated. He confessed that he wanted to talk with her about it but decided to tell her when she was prepared. Fighting that kind of corruption would be hard and it would take years. They decided to put a pin in it and deal with it after they defeated Hawkmoth. Marinette did NOT need this on her plate now.
…
Things got a little complicated when Wonder Woman decided to drop by. It was night, just a few hours after an akuma attack. Ladybug had to patrol on her own, Chat Noir was held back in his civilian life. She caught Ladybug on the Eiffel Tower, just when she was finishing her round.
“Ladybug.”
“Wonder Woman. I wasn’t aware that you would be coming by.”
“I apologize, but this is important. Your presence is required at a summit between The Avengers and The Justice League. Some discussions will be about the situation in Paris and as the city is in your jurisdiction, you are invited to attend.”
Marinette felt like she didn’t tell the whole truth but agreed, under the condition to bring Chat Noir too. They were a team.
Loki wanted to come along but Marinette shot the idea down quickly. The was a chance that Thor would notice and everything would go south very quickly. She didn’t need an international incident on her hands. The others didn’t trust Loki but they were civil with each other after the brothers made amends and he helped them a couple of times. Still, she didn’t think they would appreciate Marinette bringing an unauthorized guest.
…
A few weeks later they were in a secret base in the Alps. After she got the coordinates of the location she used the horse miraculous to get there. They were fairly early, only a few members of both teams being present. Batman with his team, Thor, Wonder Woman, Black Widow, Winter Soldier and Green Arrow.
Batman was the first one to greet her, soon after she closed the portal.
“Tikki, Kaalki, divide.”
The horse kwami landed in her hand, where a sugar cube was waiting for her. She then nestled on top of her head. She slid the glasses there too, for easy access, just in case.
“Ladybug, glad you could come.” Batman greeted her cordially. She shook his outstretched hand.
“Of course. After all, I was said this was concerning us.”
Before Batman could say anything, a man dressed in black, with a blue bird symbol on his chest jumped in front of her, grinning like a child.
“I can’t believe it, you are a real magical girl!”
Ladybug took a step back, blinking, a little shocked by the grown man’s reaction.
“Tt. Nightwing, be professional.”
“Yeah Wingman, you’re going to scare the little Pixie.”
“Ignore them, they are idiots.” Said one of them, coming beside her. She identified him as Red Robin, one of Batman’s… Associates? It felt wrong to call him a sidekick. That would be Robin.
“Red Robin. The idiots there are Nightwing, Red Hood and Robin.”
“Pleasure meeting you.” She smiled to them warmly. Robin narrowed his eyes, looking at her head.
“What is that?” He asked, taking a step closer to take a better look. Kaalki flew in his face, indignated.
“I’m a goddess, you oaf.” Robin took a step back, hands on his katana, shocked by the little goddesses reaction. She narrowed her eyes, suddenly tamer. “Are you famous?” Robin was sputtering, clearly not prepared for the change in her demeanor.
Red Hood burst out laughing.
“Fucking hell, his face. I’ve never been more grateful for the camera in my helmet.”
“Kwami don’t show up on camera, but his face definitely will.” Chat Noir pointed out. He went beside Ladybug, up until then scanning the compound. “I’m Chat Noir, the fabulous purr-tner of Ladybug, at your service.” He made a mock bow, grinning like the Cheshire Cat. Ladybug, Red Robin, Red Hood and Robin groaned.
“Not ANOTHER ONE!”
“Tt. I can’t handle two of them. I’ll inevitably going to break the no killing rule.”
“Um, what’s going on?” Ladybug turned to Red Robin, who was grimacing.
“Nightwing.” He said, giving her a pitying look.
“Oh, come on, it can’t be that claw-ful.” Retorted Nightwing. Chat Noir lit up like a Christmas tree.
“My lady, see. I was sure I was feline a fellow paw-nner nearby.”
“Kill me.” Ladybug and Red Robin said at the same time. They looked at each other and laughed.
As more heroes were arriving, Ladybug introduced herself to each of them. She tensed a bit when Thor came beaming at her.
“Ah! I haven’t seen the miraculous for centuries! I am not really that familiar with the Chinese Miracle Box but I did encounter a wielder of Trixx.”
She smiled tightly listening to his encounter with Fylja. She knows from her father about her, a trickster just like him, who managed to seduce Thor and steal Mjolnir and hide it. Thor decided to omit that detail. He liked the young hero but something seemed oddly familiar about her.
When Aquaman came, he looked very uncomfortable with his proximity to Chat Noir. He was cordial but kept his distance after finishing introductions. Chat Noir did tell her once that Plagg said that he was the one who sank Atlantis. It was a real story, apparently.
Ladybug preferred the company of Red Robin. They had a lot of things in common, from mutual interests to similar experiences as heroes. He asked a lot of questions without being invasive or trying to find out things about her civilian life and actually seemed interested about her answers. She actually blushed when Nightwing called them cute. She could see with the corner of her eyes how Chat Noir was wiggling his eyebrows but swooped up the other boys when they started teasing them.
“Everyone is here. Only the official members of the Justice League and the Avengers are allowed, as well as Ladybug and Chat Noir. The rest will stay here.” Wonder Woman announced, leaving the rest of the young heroes pouting and protesting.
Ladybug turned to Red Robin and gave him a wave.
“See you after.”
“Definitely.” He grinned, making her blush.
Chat Noir came beside her, smiling knowingly.
“At least you’re not a stuttering mess this time.”
“Shut up you alley cat, that was four years ago.”
“So you do like him.” He smiled even wider. Ladybug blushed furiously, punching him in the ribs. He only giggled.
“Nightwing and Red Hood owe me 50 dollars.”
“You’re unbelievable.”
All the heroes were seated at a circular table, everyone having an assigned seat. Even Ladybug and Chat Noir, their symbols gleaming brand new on the backs of the black chairs.
“The summit begins. We are now gathered here to discuss the Paris situation.” Superman began, opening a slide on the projector.
Ladybug narrowed her eyes. It became obvious that they called the summit just for this. They were trying to take control. She clenched her fists, but didn’t say anything. She hoped this wasn’t what it looked like. She put her hand on Chat Noir’s shoulder when he looked like he wanted to say something. She squeezed twice. ’ I got this.’
“Ladybug, Chat Noir, it’s been four and a half years since Hawkmoth has been active and so far we haven’t seen much progress. The akumas seem to become more powerful and aggressive and the damage to Paris greater each time. We think you might be over your heads.”
“What we are trying to say,” Batman stood up, glaring at Superman for his lack of tact, “is that the situation is becoming increasingly difficult and we feel the need to intervene. We know that you are young, let us help you.”
“You are kids, we can tell. We thought that because of the nature of the miraculous you will be able to neutralize the threat in due time, seeing as it’s the same type of magic.” Added Captain America.
“We trusted that you could handle it, as you said, but some of us already have doubts.” Iron Man said, crossing his arms.
“Your miraculous might not be enough this time. But that’s ok. We want this to end as much as you do.” Professor Banner added, looking at them like he was explaining to children why they couldn’t cross the street when the traffic light was red.
Most of the heroes didn’t notice the way the two young heroes narrowed their eyes, faces darkening, but some, mostly those who knew the power of the miraculous, did. Aquaman was uneasy, a sense of foreboding dawning over him, Wonder Woman looked like she didn’t know what her peers were going to say. She stood still, but tense, like preparing for an attack. She knew they were somewhat right, but that wasn’t the way to help them. Green Lantern was leaning in his seat like he wanted it to eat him. Thor looked around the table, damning every one of them present. They were going to get them killed. Black Widow was glaring at Banner, knowing what his words did to the Parisians by their increasing straining to say nothing and stay in place. Batman was following them carefully. Something about the two of them screamed danger.
Then Superman dropped the bomb.
“So, effective immediately, we take jurisdiction of the city of…”
He was cut off by a sudden boom reverberating through the room. All heroes jumped in a battle stance. When there was no threat in sight, they looked at Ladybug, who had made a dent in the table with her fist. Her eyes were entirely blue. But it was not her usual color, it was an icy blue, that could freeze the fires of hell. Thor held his breath. They looked exactly like frost giant eyes. And familiar ones.
“How. Dare. You.”
She didn’t yell but the heroes could feel the ice in their veins.
“For four years we’ve been tirelessly fighting an emotional prying bastard, while controlling our own to the point where it seems that we have none, handling our civilian lives at the same time, trying to minimize the destruction of Paris even though we new the cure with bring everything back to normal, tending to our citizens after they’ve been akumatized, ensuring they would get therapy and support, even stopping minor crimes around the city and you have the balls to say that we are in over our heads?! We may be but we are handling it way better than any of you do! You are not one to speak, Superman. Metropolis gets trashed every other week with you’re messy fights, and there is no cure. You obviously have no regard of the destruction or the victims most of the time. The rest of you are mostly the same. But there is no one getting in your way saying that you’re doing a horrible job and trying to replace you. And if there is, gods forbid, you just send them to prison or in a mental asylum. You have NO right to criticize our ways when yours are statistically worse!”
Both the Justice League and the Avengers were silent and wide eyed. Thor was the first to recover. Her eyes went back to normal after she finished but there was no mistake. The girl wasn’t human.
“Who are you?” He pointed his hammer at Ladybug. She rolled her eyes.
“Put that down, you’re not intimidating anyone.”
“Those were frost giant eyes. Answer me or perish.”
“Dad would not appreciate the perish part, you know.”
The Avengers and the Leaguers were now exchanging confused looks. What were they supposed to do? What was that about? After exchanging glances, they remained silent, watching the exchange curiously.
“What are you talking about?” Thor retorted, now gripping Mjolnir tighter.
“I guess this is as a bad time as any but… Hello uncle.”
It wasn’t ideal but she couldn’t have both the Justice League and the Avengers trying to arrest her. She took the yo-yo from her hip and slid it open. She scrolled through her contacts and tapped the one named ‘The God of Bullshit’. After a few beeps, during which the heroes were recovering from their stupor, Loki’s face appeared on the screen.
“Daughter dearest. What’s the matter, are the others bothering you?” He said in a sarcastic sweet voice. She rolled her eyes then pointed the screen towards Thor.
“L'Oréal blond knows.”
After a few seconds Loki starts laughing like a maniac.
“This is the best way they could’ve found out. This is PERFECT.”
Thor walks in wide strides to an unimpressed Ladybug and takes the yo-yo from her hand.
“I have a niece and you didn’t TELL ME!”
“Of course not. You pieces of shit are not worthy of the presence of my daughter. I don’t know why she even agreed to come to the meeting. She is doing a wonderful job in Paris and does not need any interference. Beware, brother, if you upset her I’ll come for your heads. I have to go now, see you soon, daughter.”
Ladybug closed her yo-yo and looked around the room.
“I don’t care what you decided. Paris is my city. You don’t come barging just because you think you can do a better job. And yes, I’m the daughter of Loki but that doesn’t mean that I have bad intentions. I’m a hero as much as you are. Now, have I made myself clear?”
“Yes, Ladybug.” Wonder Woman was the first to respond. Even if she was a daughter of Loki, the young hero earned her respect. She stood her ground against them and made her point crystal clear.
The rest of the heroes agree, though some reluctantly.
“Now, I agreed to come here mainly because I wanted to say that I have a strong lead. Hawkmoth may soon fall.”
After some other arguments with some of the reluctant heroes and a few protests that were quickly shot down by Ladybug and her supporters, the heroes dispersed. She and Chat Noir were between the last ones to leave, having a shushed conversation while the others left.
“We will discuss it back in Paris. But yes, it’s true.”
“So you’re a half goddess?”
“Demigoddess, but yes.”
“That is awesome.”
When they entered the hall, they saw it was almost empty. She was disappointed that maybe Red Robin left until he was in front of her. He gripped her shoulders and looked in her eyes.
“I think I’m in love with you. That was the greatest hero smack down in history.”
She was a blushing mess by the time the other boys and Batman came around. They were all snickering, even Batman and Robin.
“How did you…”
“Father turned his com on when he saw that you looked like you were ready to kill someone.”
“B, you are not allowed to adopt her under any circumstances, do you understand me? We do not need another sister.”
“Yeah Bats, don’t ruin your only chance at grandkids.”
Now Red Robin was blushing too.
“So… You don’t care about the Loki thing?”
“We noticed that he toned down a few years ago. We didn’t know why. Now it makes sense.”
“Yeah, trust me, you’re not the only one with a villainous parent 'round here.” Red Rood pointed, putting his elbow on Robin’s shoulder. The latter looked like he wanted to rip it off.
“And you are clearly taking your job seriously. Even father respects your efforts.”
“I didn’t intend to make you feel like you are not good enough. We wanted to help you, but it got out of hand. I apologize.”
“Apology accepted. I understand where you’re coming from, but trust me. This is coming to an end. Soon.”
When the Bats were going to the zeta tubes and Ladybug was merging the horse miraculous with her own, Red Robin stayed behind. He handed her a phone.
“It’s a non traceable phone. Of you ever want to talk, my number is programmed in there. I really enjoyed our conversation”
She took the phone, smiling brightly.
“I did too. Thank you.”
She pulled him into a hug. He hugged her back, kissing her on the cheek then running to the zeta tubes. Her cheeks were as red as her suit. She touched the place where he kissed her, smiling like an idiot.
“Aww, I’m going to die of fluff. I ship it.”
“Shut up.” She grumbled but still smiling.
…
A few months later Hawkmoth’s reign of terror came to an end. It was messy and heartbreaking but they were finally free. Adrien was exonerated by both the Justice League and the Avengers when accusations started to appear in the media. Not wanting to live with the Graham de Vanily’s, Adrien was taken in by Selina Kyle a.k.a Catwoman. It was quite fitting.
They have revealed their identities during the battle when they had to recharge and barely found one place to detransform. When they had the Butterfly and Peacock miraculous secured and Gabriel and Nathalie in police custody, they swung to the Eiffel Tower and collapsed there on each other, crying their hearts out for the first time in five years. Loki got there at some point but he kept his distance, understanding that it was their time. That was how they were found by the Justice League and the Avengers. Huddled together on the railing, not talking, with Loki next to them, smiling serenely. Thor almost had a heart attack. When she noticed that Red Robin came too, she ran to him and kissed him like the world almost ended, which almost actually did.
Fu passed guardianship to Marinette not long after, deeming her ready.
After everything was solved in Paris and the trials of Gabriel, Nathalie and Lila, for her aiding Hawkmoth, were done, Marinette began her first mission as Guardian. Cleanse Gotham.
Soon, a new vigilante, with a black fox theme, swung through Gotham with the Bats and Tim Drake appeared in public with his new girlfriend, Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
When I first saw what the prompt for today was I had no idea what to write. I didn’t want to do the class trip to New York so I took my favorite character, Loki obviously, and brainstormed. This came out. I don’t know if this has been done before but I love biodad!Loki.
So this is approximately 4326 words (I added and edited things on here so I don’t know for sure) which is a new record. I did enjoy writing this. Maybe I will do something biodad!Loki again in the future, it’s fun to write.
And as a sidenote, Marinette can lift Mjolnir.
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My addition to this beautiful post
1. When they just softly kiss the edge of your lips
2. Back hugs uwu 💓
3. If they read your favorite book to you 💗💗
4. Tickling you until you can't breathe ❤❤
5. Trying to make you smile after a disastrous day
6. Being confused when they don't get something its so precious 🤧 😍
7. Ilysm you guys you are the best, even if you get annoying sometimes 💓 💗 💖 💕 💛 ❤ 💓 💗 💖 💕 💛 ❤
Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so
Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:
Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing
Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?
When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good
Collar Bones
Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt
When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything
You guys call that old? Really? Ever heard of the Sanchi Stupa? It was built in the 3rd century in Madhya Pradesh, India. BEFORE the birth of Christ.
My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big
Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting Masterpost
1- The Beginning
2- The Bet
3- Routine
4- Dangerous Game Indeed
5- In Which a Date is Had
6- His Shadow
7- Playing Favorites
8- Who's Vixen?
9- It's Cute
10- Problem Child
11- Curious New Hobbies
12- A Little Perspective
13- Deprived
14- Settled
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Mari meets Selina snip
Perfectly Planned
Meanwhile, the pillow case: I'm the best matchmaker uwu
This white boy came over a month ago and asked why my pillow was shiny. I told him it was satin, because I need a satin case to maintain my natural hairstyle overnight.
This past weekend I stayed over at his house after a party because it was too late to go back to Manhattan, and when I got in bed I noticed that one of his pillowcases was satin.
I asked him why a white, nearly bald man needed a satin pillowcase and he said he bought it for me, in case I needed to sleep over sometime. He didn’t want me to ruin my hair on cotton.
I kissed the ever-loving shit out of him.
That’s how you show a brown girl you care.
This video is a whole mood 😭