I'm So Delusional

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The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

Oh! That's not..

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

Well, I be damned- BAKUGO GETCHO ASS BACK HOME

I finally finished Mouse

I can't be the only one who thinks Mikey sounds like akashi??? THEY SOUND TO MUCH ALIKE TO NOT HAVE THE SAME ENGLISH VA

finally recovered my TikTok account, how I've missed my fyp

Fandom: Hades

Character(s): Aphrodite, Ares, Dionysus, Hermes, Poseidon, Zeus

Include(s): face sitting, teasing, breeding, sex under the influence, being watched, riding, fingering, electro stimulation

Note(s): No pronouns mentioned in this, but Reader has a penis! Will I make another of these once I've played more Hades 2 that has the other gods? Maybe

Aphrodite

"Aw, are you enjoying this so much, my sweet?" Purrs Aphrodite from above you. Her thighs holding your head in between as she easily sits on you as if you're her throne. You do your best to please her, focusing on her, but it's difficult with her teasing your cock just right.

"Look at how you twitch, so cute," she taunts, not even touching your cock, but her words make you twitch as you feel another bead of precum escape.

She chuckles and lifts herself so you can breathe. Another part of her "test," make her cum hit and try not to pass out as she restricts your air.

You watch as she moves her hands between her thighs, spreading her arousal onto her hand and humming at the sight. "You're doing something right, at least," she teases before lowering back onto your face so you can't watch her wrap her hand around your cock, spreading her juices over you as you try to resume with her pleasure.

Ares

"You're supposed to be breeding it, not acting like the bitch," Ares taunts as he tugs on your leash as a warning. You don't know how long he's been making you fuck this toy he found, but you can't help how overstimulated you feel. Cum spilling out with each thrust.

"Lord Ares, I—" You're cut off with another tug on the leash, making you choke for a moment. "If you tell me you can't, then I'll show you how proper breeding feels." You know it's a promise from the war god, but you don't know if he'll do it anyway.

More whines fall from your lips as you groan and try to keep up your pace to please him. But even glancing to check causes Ares to tug on your leash, telling you to keep an eye on the toy and your cock entering and exiting. Your movements falter as another orgasm hits, but barely a thing leaks from your tip.

"Pathetic. Go clean yourself off, and I'll show you how it's done." The promise makes you shiver, and a "yes, lord Ares" falls from your lips. Because who are you to deny a god?

Dionysus

"Doing such a good job, don't you agree?" Dionysus coos to his nymphs, who feed him grapes and fill his chalice, all the while you suck on his cock. Your head swimming as if intoxicated by his taste. Giggles and murmurs of agreement come from the nymphs as you continue pleasuring the god.

You're stopped momentarily as he pulls on your hair, not exactly gentle, but not as forceful as the god could be. Your eyes meet his lust-filled ones, and he tips his chalice, letting the dark red liquid coat his cock.

"Drink," he purrs and you obey, easily wrapping your lips around him again, tasting the sweet, rich taste of the wine. You undoubtedly didn't drink enough before this moment to become drunk, but right now, you feel positively wasted as you taste him again.

"Such a good, little mortal." You barely register Dionysus's teasing praise, too focused on how delicious he tastes.

Hermes

"You're too tense. Poor mortal, not used to a god, huh?" Hermes says, almost as if making pleasant conversation as he enters you. He had done some preparation, but he's a god, and you're a mortal. The size difference is overwhelming.

"Lord Hermes," you moan and hear a chuckle from him as he pushes more of his lengthy cock inside, nipping teasingly at your collarbone.

"Didn't I tell you to drop the 'lord' stuff? You won't be able to get many syllables out once I speed things up, anyway," he says with a cheeky smirk. And instead, because of a sadistic streak or him wanting to emphasize, he snaps his hips forward real quick, pushing more of his cock inside. He still hasn't bottomed out, but the rapid movement makes you moan more.

Hermes chuckles as you try to say something, but his thrusting starts, and he manages to hit your prostate perfectly. "See, too many syllables. Just shut up and enjoy it."

Poseidon

"Come on, little one. Surely you can do better than that," Poseidon elicits, or maybe it's genuine encouragement. You're trying to ride him, but he's so big, and the water around you is adding some resistance. It feels so good, but it is aggravating that you can't quite get what you want.

"Lord Poseidon, I'm trying," you gasp out, trying to grind your hips in a way to hit that sweet spot inside you while also pleasing him. He chuckles and goes to teasing your nipples, making you let out a moan.

"Is the water too much for you? Is it my cock? Perhaps we should stop." This time, you know he's taunting you as he grabs your hips to hold you still before he thrusts up into you, a moan quickly falling from your lips.

He chuckles and shakes his head. "I suppose I'll grant you this mercy, just this once," he teases and wraps one hand around your cock to stroke while his other hand keeps you still as he takes control.

Zeus

"If this is how you sound with two fingers, I'd love to know what my cock does to you," Zeus teases as his fingers thrust and scissor inside of your home, his tongue now and then licking the side of your cock just to hear more of you.

"Lord Zeus," you moan, and he chuckles, sending a light shock to your tip, not causing pain but making you louder at the sudden hot vibration.

"Shh, little one. Don't want to be caught, do we?" Zeus purrs, winking as he continues to have you lying against the altar of his temple, nipping lightly at your thigh to mess with you more.

"Should probably hurry this up in case the missus shows. But fuck, do I love your cute noises," he teases and sends further vibrations of electricity across your body as he removes his fingers, giving you a moment of respite before he gives you more.