neil’s not allowed to talk to the press anymore bc the last time he did they asked him his thoughts about trojan v foxes games and he says “i think any games with the foxes and trojans competing against each other should be legally classified as gay porn”
this is so crazy i fear its exactly like barty
wolf in sheeps clothing, but it's Barty who skinned a man for daring to look at what belonged to him and still be able to smile when he goes on his date three hours later.
like feel he would've totally done that to moody. take 'wearing his face' a little too seriously.
so true because for sirius it was confinement and for regulus it was betrayal (their last straws)
When Sirius left Grimmauld Place: Sirius: I'm never cutting my hair again. I am never having steak again. I AM NEVER GOING TO EAT ON A DINING TABLE AGAIN OR CLEAN MY ROOM OR WEAR A SUIT- When Regulus left: Regulus: I shall burn this place to the ground and save my elf from this place and torture my parents before killing them.
why can't gay people flirt normally
like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard
it doesn't have to be:
"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"
"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"
damn neil really did just shove andrew's hand under his shirt and made him feel his scars.......
you go girl!! you go!!
thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself
breaking my silence:
I might like bartylus, moonwater and jily more than jegulus.... like- im so tired of jegulus right now i fear it doesnt hit the same anymore
i NEED to suck aaron minyard's dick.
if i had a dollar for everytime they made a fun and psychotic character with a potential of the most tragic life story and an insane character development arc a comedian on crack jus for the funsies ,i'd buy a birkin....
why do people blur out barty's trauma in fics????? I rarely ever see anything about it. It's always "barty is just a psychotic little twink!" not "barty can't even contemplate who he is as a person because he's had that forced from his hand by his father."
me scrolling through ao3 trying to find a normal rosekiller fic
jegulus “no”
jegulus “no”
fucking a memory of a corpse?? “not tonight”
jegulus “no”
shapeshifter bestiality “no??”
dead dove, blood kink “finally something normal!”
⋆ I didn't know that I was capable of being happy right now, but you showed me how ⋆ l Looser remus enthusiast🍄l
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