Why Can't Gay People Flirt Normally

"James potter varia-" i was then shot 67 times

aaron minyard certified academic weapon

moonwater don't use silencing charms when they fuck in the Slytherin dorms because Barty likes jerking off to them

neil’s not allowed to talk to the press anymore bc the last time he did they asked him his thoughts about trojan v foxes games and he says “i think any games with the foxes and trojans competing against each other should be legally classified as gay porn”

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

facts !!

Pandora who's a surrogate for evan and barty but she keeps going around telling people she's pregnant with her brother's baby like phoebe from friends

shipping Barty with Evan is just right.

shipping Barty with Regulus feels so good.

shipping Barty with Sirius hits different.

shipping Barty with Lily scratch the right part of my brain.

shipping Barty with James wakes something new in me.

shipping Barty is the answer.

Barty is everything.

Barty >>>

Barty.

oikawa calling iwaizumi iwa-chan is better than him calling him hajime ANY FUCKING DAY.

go argue with the bloody wall.

......is that why the marauders were kinda crooked?? maybe they sniffed some while-.......??

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.