“ I’m The One They Should Be Scared Of. Boo ! Not You ! Not Mister J ! Because I’m Harley Freaking

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

WADE​.

“  yes. i killed them— but i did it for you.  ” / for wadey pie !

Hands move to his mouth in an overdramatic drawn out gasp at her words. Killed someone? For him? “That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me!” Wade exclaims, dropping his hands to his side. Underneath his mask, he is smiling, even if she can not see it. “What did you do to them? How’d you kill them? C’mon, I need more details!”

She was hesitant to tell him, afraid he’d SCOLD her and read her the riot act for murdering an asshole. But then ? Then he’s gasping and practically MELTING her heart with his sweet reaction ! Oh, she couldn’t be happier ! A high giggle that edges on manic slips past smeared ruby lips, bloodied hands clasping together behind her back as she skipped a few steps closer to this Deadpool, short pigtails bouncing with her movement and smile wide on her pale face.

“Aw doll you don’t have t’ask twice ! As if I’d just let some random ass guy finish BREAKIN’ into your place ‘n do GOD knows what ! It’s really just common courtesy to sink a knife in ‘im. By the way sorry for the stains on your carpet. I’ll pay for it, mmm someday. Anyway, he told me he was lookin’ for you. That you owed penance, blah, blah, blah. That borin’ shit, so I threatened t’cut out his tongue if he didn’t GET ON WITH IT --”  

During her recount, Harley had circled Deadpool’s taller form with an excitable grin and curious eyes, then making her way over to a beat up couch he owned, plopping down comfortably while flinging a severed TONGUE at his feet, the flesh landing wetly and she gives a short cackle, shimmying in her spot to get more comfortable before she lays down without a second thought.

“-- Long story short, you killed some of his gang, I killed HIM and YOU have a very interestin’ job than I thought mistah Deadpool !”

    feel free to change pronouns / wording !

warning for bad language.

“ are you really sleeping ? ”

“ that was exciting. ”

“ hello ? i’m lost, and hurt. ”  

“ that’s fucked up. ”  

“ why must we suffer like this ? ”  

“ do you hate this world ? ”  

“ you gotta help me. ”  

“ we have to run. ”  

“ i thought you were dead. ”  

“ the first person who touches me loses their eyes. ”  

“ god doesn’t love you. ”  

“ i’m dreaming. or out of my fucking mind. ”  

“ and here i thought this couldn’t get any worse. ”  

“ seen too much to keep the faith. ”  

“ you really busted your head open, didn’t you ? ”  

“ you didn’t give me up to her. ”  

“ i will fear no man. ”  

“ i will be ravenous in my penance. ”  

“ i could climb that. just need something to stand on. ”  

“ you have to kill me. ”  

“ god hates vanity. ”  

“ this world will die screaming. ”  

“ maybe there’s another way around. ”  

“ unforgivable. ”  

“ this isn’t so bad. ”  

“ i know what you are. ”  

“ that wasn’t so bad, was it ? ”  

“ gotta stop the bleeding. ”  

“ i need you to stay calm. ”  

“ your weakness has damned us all. ”  

“ you deserve the hell you’ll get. ”  

“ you were jealous. ”  

“ you were frightened. ”  

“ i’m not putting a fucking toe in that water. ”  

“ i want to see your true face. ”  

“ you’re such a pushover. ”  

“ you don’t want to get in trouble, do you ? ”  

“ stay with me. ”      

“ i only want us to be friends. ”  

“ shame is a gift from god, to let you know right from wrong. ”  

“ what you want is very wrong. ”  

“ i don’t know what you think you saw. ”  

“ i won’t let them kill you. ”  

“ we have to get out of here. ”  

“ i need to lie down. ”  

“ fuck you ! and fuck your god ! ”  

“ it’s getting worse. ”

“ you need to lie down. ”  

“ there’s nothing there. ”  

“ so, like … is she your girlfriend ? ”

“ you’ve murdered paradise. ”  

“ god has gone silent. ”

                                   𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄,                       𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐗-𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇-𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 🍭 🔪

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“But, look, who am I to say? I’ve got no idea. All I can speak to is what it looks like from my point of view.”

                                   𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄,                       𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐗-𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇-𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 🍭 🔪

Indie •  Sel. & Divergent •  Mutual Exclusive   •  Harley Quinn • Mixed Canon / Head-canon / DCU based  •  Para/Novella Style  •  Credit   • GUIDELINES

>>> NON RP BLOGS DO NOT REBLOG <<<

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

Harley Quinn

“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”

YO, THEY PUT A.LIAS ON PR.IME AND I AM LIVING I GREW UP ON THIS SHOW AKDJDKSM