Sending Love To Those Fighting The Job Market

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

fucking. help me

DONT WATCH GOMENS 2 IT RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you’re telling me after 40+ years of comics, not one writer at DC has taken one for the team and let Batman fuck Superman?

At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

Lois clearly has a thing for himbos and you know what? I understand her.

Dude she’s so right for that are you kidding??

Because the one thing we want is something we know we can't have