Hi I'm Out Of Work And No Ones Hired Me

Honestly this post should have 10,000k notes

I got tumblr because of your videos, so as a new tumlbr user, what are some things I should know?

Neil Gaiman is here (he's the author of Coraline and Sandman and Good Omens). He's our cool resident celebrity.

Polls are a relatively new feature, so they are very silly. Vote vanilla extract whenever possible. (Or not. No one cares.)

Unlike most social media sites, no one knows how many followers you have, except for you. Numbers don't matter when it comes to users, only when it comes to posts.

If you want someone's post to go viral (the worst thing that can inflict on a Tumblr user), it seems like all anyone has to do is reblog a post and leave a tag like "this post should have 10,000k notes". (I have never tried this trick myself, but I have seen it work!)

i had a vision

Syl scrunkly

Getting my friend into stormlight archive was the best decision i ever made. I started rhythm of war today and he soon is onto oathbringer. So here is syl- being silly, sylly if you will

feel free to use this if you want

Alien Romulus is a great time. Also, cognitive reframing is a profoundly powerful tool for coping with and managing powerful emotions. I’ll always be sad that I can’t carry my own children, but dysphoria doesn’t have to own that feeling.

Fluttershy is my favoriteeee she’s so kind and sweet with animals and her friends

fluttershy is one of my favorites:)

i was going to post just a screenshot of the title as a joke but i kept reading and now i’m completely floored by this theory

It's getting late, my dear. You can play one more game and it's upstairs for your bath, alright? After that? Well, you can pick out your jammies and a stuffy and then we can cuddle up for a bedtime story. How does that sound? I know, the last few nights have been hard; you haven't been getting much rest. Mama did get you some new lavender soap at the store, we can see if that will help. Yes, I can leave my door open a crack in case you need me.

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Shhhh, my little one; what is it? You woke up and can't go back to sleep? It's okay, I'm here. What do you need? You want me to come back to your room? Yeah, I can do that. Do you want to read a story? No? That's fine, we can just cuddle until you fall back asleep. I'll be right here the whole time...promise.

(To the person who requested this, I hope you enjoy!)

I don't remember who it was, but I remember somebody a while ago said that this particular MCR song synced up really well with the Saturday Shorts dance, and I've thought about that every time I listen to this song. I couldn't find the post, so I recreated it.

i’m a supporter of gay rights (solangelo) and gay wrongs (fierrochase)

little ways for little ones to let out big emotions!

when you feel sad

⭐️suck a paci to soothe yourself

✨Hug as many stuffies as you need really close

🌙Let yourself cry, it’s a normal healthy respond

⭐️Listen to lullabies

✨Eat your comfort food

🌙Drink something warm (angel milk, hot cocoa or tea)

⭐️Swaddle yourself in soft blankets

✨Watch your favorite show

🌙 color

⭐️ take a bubble bath with toys :)