i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
As we gazed across the fields, he remarked: โI remember when this was all skyscrapersโฆโ
quick hearth doodle
Its always, "ohh you shouldn't drive you have a concussion," or "hey don't lift that, you have a concussion," never "hey did you have fun spinning around?"
Honestly this post should have 10,000k notes
I got tumblr because of your videos, so as a new tumlbr user, what are some things I should know?
Neil Gaiman is here (he's the author of Coraline and Sandman and Good Omens). He's our cool resident celebrity.
Polls are a relatively new feature, so they are very silly. Vote vanilla extract whenever possible. (Or not. No one cares.)
Unlike most social media sites, no one knows how many followers you have, except for you. Numbers don't matter when it comes to users, only when it comes to posts.
If you want someone's post to go viral (the worst thing that can inflict on a Tumblr user), it seems like all anyone has to do is reblog a post and leave a tag like "this post should have 10,000k notes". (I have never tried this trick myself, but I have seen it work!)
It's getting late, my dear. You can play one more game and it's upstairs for your bath, alright? After that? Well, you can pick out your jammies and a stuffy and then we can cuddle up for a bedtime story. How does that sound? I know, the last few nights have been hard; you haven't been getting much rest. Mama did get you some new lavender soap at the store, we can see if that will help. Yes, I can leave my door open a crack in case you need me.
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Shhhh, my little one; what is it? You woke up and can't go back to sleep? It's okay, I'm here. What do you need? You want me to come back to your room? Yeah, I can do that. Do you want to read a story? No? That's fine, we can just cuddle until you fall back asleep. I'll be right here the whole time...promise.
(To the person who requested this, I hope you enjoy!)
Lay on your back, kick your feet and grab for your tiny toes.
Watch sensory videos on YouTube
Listen to Disney music
babbling to your favourite stufffies
Eat baby snacks like soft crisps/chips, mash potatoes and cut up fruits.
go to a park and get pushed on the swings or waited for at the end of the slide.
Listen to a bedtime story on Spotify or YouTube.
Snuggling up with all your stuffies and blankies and watching some comfort movies
sucking on your thumb/paci
Being a sleepy baby and cuddling and being clingy with everything
Remember, your regression doesnโt need to be all sunshine and rainbows, your still completely valid if it isnโt โstereotypicalโ!!
reblog if you made it this far somehow
I mean itโs true but Bondrewd is still my favorite
So I discovered Made in Abyss and uh oh I found a new nomination for the Bad Dad Awards
since im still getting used to this hehe! kinda like another practice vid! next will try to be informational, what (agere /caregiving) kind of info would you most like to see me sharing? i have a few ideas but am open to suggestions <3 :D
[ edit : i am taking requests for these video posts so if theres something specific you'd like to see pls lmk! ]
Hiii Iโm Addie, Iโm 17, a trans girl, and kinda newish here :) Iโm an age regressor and a massive nerd(those are unrelated though lol) My favorite book series are the Stormlight Archive and the Wheel of Time!!!Iโm also most likely autistc :)
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