Okay Wait That Question I Sent Triggered Smth In Me Now I Gotta Go Write ✌🏻✌🏻

Theia actually hates the winter

she hates the heat, but she hates the snow more

I just linked all my fics on ao3 in my intro if anyone wants to check them out!!!!

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should I do character intros so y'all know who tf I'm talking about when I yap?

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Pirate Whump

salty air and harsh wood rubbing on wounds, making them worse.

manual labor as a punishment, scrubbing the deck all night until whumpee’s back aches and their knees are raw.

lashings. good ol’ lashings.

Whumpee, an important passenger on another ship, gets captured by pirates and taken hostage.

tossed in the brig, a dark, dingy, cramped space with chains and metal bars.

drowning!

a sword pressed against their throat as they’re presented to the captain. (forced to kneel??)

Forced to join the crew and doing their chores with shackles on their ankles.

Strapped to the main mast, exposed to the elements (and the cut throat crew) and completely at their mercy.

Stuck in the crow’s nest (especially during a storm)

A new peg leg. Might seem silly but I’d like to see YOU laugh while walking on a chunk of wood with a newly healing leg stump.

cant think of anything else rn but feel free to add on!

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would y'all be interested in me possibly making a webseries??

like idk what it'd be about, but it would be like short chapters about different characters

and sometimes it's just funny stuff, but other times it's actually lore and chapters

"One thing I'll never do is beg someone to choose me" - abt 300 words

I stared at the phone that contained all the messages of my love. Of my devotion. And yet that was how you repaid me. By playing with my feelings. Telling me that I was everything you wanted but now I’m nothing at all. You let me begin to love you, let me believe you would stay. In the end I gave my heart away and you threw it astray.

I know I don’t love you any more, that much is true. I do dislike you, as much as a girl that used to be in love could. I always had a feeling that the “us” would soon end. I didn’t want to believe it, and deluded myself anyway. I couldn’t- Wouldn’t see past the way you treated me; So gentle, so warmly. I let myself believe those touches were real, that you meant every word. But now I see you with her, so soon after we ended and I wonder if it was all just a lie. Every minute, every second, all this time, you never liked me. I was just in my fantasy, not facing reality, the truth.

Maybe you did like me…

But it was never going to be love. Not for us. I hope you're happy with her, since I couldn’t make you feel that way. I don’t like you, no not anymore. No more tears will be ever wasted on you. But I am jealous, just a little. That she gets the you I wanted to have, but in the end I won’t choose you. I don’t like you, I don’t love you, I don’t want to be your friend. I would never choose you over me, and I will never beg for you back.

You are the bare minimum and I do not need you. You can take your scarce texting, you barely holding my hand, all of that. Give it to her, or don’t. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. So I take back what I said.

I don’t hope you're happy, I hope she is.

Cause I used to be her, and I don’t want her to be replaced too. She shouldn’t have to beg for your attention, and I shouldn’t have to either. I’m glad I didn’t. You can be a nice guy but a horrible boyfriend. And that’s what you were.

-Confessions of an Ex- Girlfriend

"Don't be scared. You're allowed to speak. If I wanted you to be quiet, I'd do something about it."