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... Why I imagined it as

Krishna in his narayan sleep position and: Devi, battle now with naraka, I'm too tired. Garuda, get popcorn. I've enough energy to chew. Bye my love.

Satya maa: bombastic sideeyes

If you prioritize Krishna,

Krishna will prioritize you!

The lord who reciprocates, but better!

AWMAHGOSH

Pehle toh

THE LAST LINE AAAAAA

Also

Awwwwieeee. Dekho kanna mujhe tons of kisses mil gaye 😂😂

Sweetest jijii

Oo jiji, kya kehke unko bulaoge dulha banke jo aayenge

🤪

*runs before manu di throws tomato* KANNA BACHAO

I WILL NEVER throw tomato at you rancho 🥺

You are so sweet the only thing I'd love to throw at you would be tons of flying kisses ;)

And yess one of my delulu kinda thots included someone to ask me this so thankyouuu TOT

Coz ae ji o ji hum na kahenge hum to aansuon ke saath blabber karenge "please prabhu take me with you RIGHT.NOW coz I can't no mo"

Mile Honge Radha-Krishn Yahi Kisi Van Mein

Prem Madhuri Unki Basi Hai Pawan Mein.....

__

I hope Braj se braj ke rang na churaye koi

I simply don't understand the need for this. What makes them think that neglecting basic sanitation can be replaced by ruining our most precious cultural heritage? And with what? Buildings with such poor infrastructure that will likely collapse in a few years? No, thank you. We have far superior architecture from centuries ago that embodies not only power and strength but also faith and respect for the Dhaam!

Dear government, Ensuring basic sanitation facilities and holding accountability for our heritage and faith sites would be more than enough.

OUR ASHTASAKHI GANG

REMEMBER US PLANNING THE ASHTA SAKHIS AS MIRACULOUS SHOW INSPIRED SUPERHEROES

YES. SHALL WE DO IT AGAIN?!

LESSDOO

REMEMBER US PLANNING THE ASHTA SAKHIS AS MIRACULOUS SHOW INSPIRED SUPERHEROES

YES. SHALL WE DO IT AGAIN?!

REMEMBER US PLANNING THE ASHTA SAKHIS AS MIRACULOUS SHOW INSPIRED SUPERHEROES

YES. SHALL WE DO IT AGAIN?!

Well... I have faced... Yet wrote. Am I intelligent now?

All I wanted to do was spread some positivity and unite the people. Khair ...

Yes I'm Kshatriya, because I fight for my country. Not fight with my country

Yes I'm Brahmin, because I learn and preach about my country and the martyrs. Not preach against my country.

Yes I'm Vaishya, because main apne desh ki growth ke liye sauda karta hu. Apne desh ka sauda nahi karta.

Yes I'm Shudra. Because main apni desh ko serve karta hu. Desh drohi ko nahi karta.

Maine na jaane kis muhurat pe kanna ko bola ki

Kanna, mujhse khub kaam karwao khub khub. Aisa karo, jab bhi mummy logo ko kaam karwana ho toh sirf meko pukare

Ab toh haalat aisi ho gayi hai ki

Puja karne baithu, toh bhi pukarte lagte hai 😭

Krishna: you asked for it 😏 😛

Tbh I was scolded ki tum kuch kaam nahi karti...

:')

Random doodle

Suryadev and Chandradev fighting

Ki performance mein sun ke jaise lights lagengi ya moon and stars wali lights

Sun: YO MOONY WE'RE HAVING LIL SUN BALLS

Moon: YO FIREBALL WE'RE HAVING STARS AND CRESCENT MOON

The thought of the devatas being in a band has been haunting me and I need to pass the plague onto others

Shiva needs to be the drummer

Saraswati can be both the lead guitarist and the lead vocalist

Krishna should play the flute, or another woodwind. Problem is idk how a FLUTE would fit in a rock band.

The question now tho is who should man the keyboard piano. I'm voting with Indra for no particular reason.

OMFG FRRR

I feel like Shiva as a drummer would pull amazing moves as well and maybe sometimes even be supporting vocalist

But Saraswati frrr is the lead with her cool cool guitar and awesome vocals 🗿🗿✨✨

Vishnu can play the flute... Or even a harp who knows we can add some traditional elements in rock 🗿✨

OMG YES INDRA PLAYS THE KEYBOARD 🗿🗿✨✨ HE'D BE THE BEST

Came to my maa's school for summer camp

No not for learning but teaching the kiddos dance + arts and craft hehehehe

I HOPE SAB THIK SE HO—

TAK TAK TAK TAK

*jumphugs*

BETU *catches you*

*jumphugs*

BETU *catches you*

Ishaaron Ishaaron Mein Dil Lene Wale

Bata Ye Hunar Tune Sikha Kaha Se

Bas aage ki lines gaane aap chale aate toh anand dugna hojata aajata ❤️

Narad bhaiya with tickets hehhe

The thought of the devatas being in a band has been haunting me and I need to pass the plague onto others

Shiva needs to be the drummer

Saraswati can be both the lead guitarist and the lead vocalist

Krishna should play the flute, or another woodwind. Problem is idk how a FLUTE would fit in a rock band.

The question now tho is who should man the keyboard piano. I'm voting with Indra for no particular reason.

OMFG FRRR

I feel like Shiva as a drummer would pull amazing moves as well and maybe sometimes even be supporting vocalist

But Saraswati frrr is the lead with her cool cool guitar and awesome vocals 🗿🗿✨✨

Vishnu can play the flute... Or even a harp who knows we can add some traditional elements in rock 🗿✨

OMG YES INDRA PLAYS THE KEYBOARD 🗿🗿✨✨ HE'D BE THE BEST

🥺 maooooo

MUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MAH GOD- MAH BABY—

Wait

WHATS WITH ALL THOSE STICKY THINGS ON MY BETU KA FACE??

Either indra or varun ✨

The thought of the devatas being in a band has been haunting me and I need to pass the plague onto others

Shiva needs to be the drummer

Saraswati can be both the lead guitarist and the lead vocalist

Krishna should play the flute, or another woodwind. Problem is idk how a FLUTE would fit in a rock band.

The question now tho is who should man the keyboard piano. I'm voting with Indra for no particular reason.

OMFG FRRR

I feel like Shiva as a drummer would pull amazing moves as well and maybe sometimes even be supporting vocalist

But Saraswati frrr is the lead with her cool cool guitar and awesome vocals 🗿🗿✨✨

Vishnu can play the flute... Or even a harp who knows we can add some traditional elements in rock 🗿✨

OMG YES INDRA PLAYS THE KEYBOARD 🗿🗿✨✨ HE'D BE THE BEST

😭 aur meko laga kis ne mere bachhe pe face mein sticker chipka diye

*hugs*

MUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MAH GOD- MAH BABY—

Wait

WHATS WITH ALL THOSE STICKY THINGS ON MY BETU KA FACE??

Bachpan yaad aagaya

Vaise abhi kaunsa pacchpan ki hu main

Ever think about these two?

MUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MAH GOD- MAH BABY—

Wait

WHATS WITH ALL THOSE STICKY THINGS ON MY BETU KA FACE??

GenZ Janak

Credit: @randomx123

Also @ranchodxrites for the question so we got to know about three apples tall Ramji

buddhi se kaam lenge toh dekh lenge ki kisi caste ko upar ya niche nahi bola hai maine 😊

Vaise bhi har ek caste apne aap mein ek respectable post ki tarah hai. Koi kisi se kam nahi hai

Ab dekh lo, jis shudra ko sab dur rkhte hai vo narayan ke unn charano se nikle hai jinmein na jaane kitne gyani muni jaane ke liye tapasya karte hai 😊🤧

Yes I'm Kshatriya, because I fight for my country. Not fight with my country

Yes I'm Brahmin, because I learn and preach about my country and the martyrs. Not preach against my country.

Yes I'm Vaishya, because main apne desh ki growth ke liye sauda karta hu. Apne desh ka sauda nahi karta.

Yes I'm Shudra. Because main apni desh ko serve karta hu. Desh drohi ko nahi karta.

Not everyone with our blu boi's names are green flags .... :')

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"

So am I supposed to give up both of mine when someone tries to take them?

You mean to tell me that me and my family should go blind because someone wanted to take my eyes out and they have their right to do that? Don't I have a right to protect myself? Self defence isn't a thing?

3 din ke liye mumma chhod ke chali gayi kaam karne

Like masi log hai but

MAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: krishna ye yaad dila dena

Krishna: *makes me remember that thing every half an hour*

Me: krishna ye yaad dilana, but thode time baad. Taki clue mile ki you agree with this

Krishna: *raat ko nind khol ke yaad dilaying*

Yet

After all

This

Me: krishna kabhi toh clue diya karo ki prem karte ho. Chalo ek phool gira ke dedo

Krishna: 😐😌🤪

No.

Tum apne charano me rakh lo mujhko

tumhare charano kaa phool hun mai

main sar jhukaye khadi hun priyatam

main sar jhukayae khadi hun priyatam

ke jaise mandir me lau diye ki.... 🎶

Tum apne charano me rakh lo mujhko

tumhare charano kaa phool hun main

main sar jhukaye khadi hun priyatam

main sar jhukaye khadi hun priyatam

ke jaise mandir me lau diye ki.... 🎶

Yepp, maine jo situation batayi vo mostly rajasthan rajputo ke waha hoti thi cuz of Mughals yk

Maa ne btaya tha meko 😅🥲

Usi ki wajah se abhi bhi most wedding night mein ho rhi.

A genuine question for all individuals who practice islam, if women are supposed to wear a burkha/niqaab ( sorry idk what the entire covering things are called) for modesty, to protect them from *impure or lustful* gazes from other women, why aren't muslim men required to cover themselves up too? Can't women have impure thoughts? Lustful thoughts, after looking at a man's face? I'm only asking this because you all claim you believe in equality.

Hinduism mein lamba ghunghat karna aur raat mein vivah ka prachalan bhi inhi ki wajah se aaya

Cuz of their impure thought jo aankho mein jhalakte the

Aur kidnap kar lena brides ko, mandap se

As far as I know....

A genuine question for all individuals who practice islam, if women are supposed to wear a burkha/niqaab ( sorry idk what the entire covering things are called) for modesty, to protect them from *impure or lustful* gazes from other women, why aren't muslim men required to cover themselves up too? Can't women have impure thoughts? Lustful thoughts, after looking at a man's face? I'm only asking this because you all claim you believe in equality.