ranchodxrites - Rancho
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1 week ago

Itne der baad dekha. Ami gussha 🥺

*randomly jumps to your blog cuz pareshan karne ko koi nahi*

MWA!

Mwaaa <333

1 week ago

Maine aaj chai banayi

Pani pani lagi

Mujhe laga pani zyada daal diya dudh mein

Dudh hi phat gaya tha

Maine uski chai bana di 🤡


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1 week ago

Thank you universe ki india ke bich mein dala

Chain ki nind mil rhi hai vahi bahut hai

Varna can't even imagine unn logo ka haal jo border mein hai

Praying everyday ki sab safe rahe

Thankyou universe for letting me take birth in Bharat, thodasa bhi idhar udhar right left upar neeche 4-5 degree ho jata toh anarth ho jaata💀🙏🏼


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1 week ago

Yes I'm Kshatriya, because I fight for my country. Not fight with my country

Yes I'm Brahmin, because I learn and preach about my country and the martyrs. Not preach against my country.

Yes I'm Vaishya, because main apne desh ki growth ke liye sauda karta hu. Apne desh ka sauda nahi karta.

Yes I'm Shudra. Because main apni desh ko serve karta hu. Desh drohi ko nahi karta.


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1 week ago

never forget, never forgive!!

terrorist attack over the years on India by Pakistan

Never Forget, Never Forgive!!

+ poonch attack . 2025 - 16 fatalities

Hope some woke can see who is the real victim

1 week ago

Stress reliever 😂

I Have Like A 100 Problems
I Have Like A 100 Problems
I Have Like A 100 Problems

I have like a 100 problems

Doing this to these blorbos would probably solve 97 of them


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1 week ago

I wish gopiya dekhti toh kya hota lmao

Krishna’s Shenanigans

Krishna’s shenanigans

(ab toh maiiya se bachne ka no chance)

<Vasants version>


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1 week ago

YES YES YES! 💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻

Mujhe ye book 7th grade mein mili LOLOL, usse pehle idk why library band hi rehti thi

Your username ✨

And PFP 🥺 this book— 🤌🏻

Radhe radhe 👋🏻 *patli gali se nikling*

HEHEHEH

OMG OMG OMGOMG A FELLOW WIMPY KID ENJOYER 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

LEAASSGOOOOOOOOO i used to DEVOUR these books in 5th grade


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1 week ago

Parts of India do eat beef. Go search for a Kerala beef curry. Have fun. Bon appetit!

That's interesting. I've been curious for a while about such a thing.

1 week ago
Oṁ Namo Bhagavate Narasiṁhāya Namas Tejas-tejase āvir-āvirbhava Vajra-nakha Vajra-daṁṣṭra

oṁ namo bhagavate narasiṁhāya namas tejas-tejase āvir-āvirbhava vajra-nakha vajra-daṁṣṭra karmāśayān randhaya randhaya tamo grasa grasa oṁ svāhā; abhayam abhayam ātmani bhūyiṣṭhā oṁ kṣraum

I offer my obeisances unto Lord Narasimha, the source of all power, who possesses thunderbolt-like nails and teeth. May He vanquish our desires and drive away our ignorance so that we may become fearless.

[Bhāgavata Purāņa 5.18.8]

Shubh Narasimha Jayanti!

2 weeks ago

Dua rahegi ki agar chand na sahi toh aapka chand aajaye

Ajj toh chand bhi mujhe chhod chala gaya.

Ajj Toh Chand Bhi Mujhe Chhod Chala Gaya.
Ajj Toh Chand Bhi Mujhe Chhod Chala Gaya.

2 weeks ago

History has repeated itself. Pakistan begged for a ceasefire and then violated it within a couple of hours.

The lessons of history are clear. It's time for India to break the cycle and not repeat its past mistakes.

2 weeks ago

Shayad kisi ke chand ki kami puri karne gaya hoga

Ajj toh chand bhi mujhe chhod chala gaya.

Ajj Toh Chand Bhi Mujhe Chhod Chala Gaya.
Ajj Toh Chand Bhi Mujhe Chhod Chala Gaya.


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2 weeks ago
I’m Reading These News As There’s A Siren Absolutely BLASTING Outside My Window Because Russia’s

i’m reading these news as there’s a siren absolutely BLASTING outside my window because russia’s bombing my city again. this goes to say i’m showing solidarity with pakistan and reminding you that THE INVADERS ARE ALWAYS WRONG

2 weeks ago

Soch ke hi darr lagta hai

Ki

Sitare ginne wali aankhein aaj drones gin rhi hai


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2 weeks ago

40 ghante ki mohlat diye the

4 ghante bhi shant nahi baitha


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2 weeks ago

Shelling again started at Jammu. Ceasefire agreement violated by Pakistan

It’s confirmed?? If yes then FUCK PAKISTAN TO HELL.


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2 weeks ago

While pak means pure, holy

Jabki pakistan aur uske actions 🤡


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2 weeks ago

Sometimes I think ki time machine bhi mil jaye toh apne aap ko tum dono se pehle hi milwa deti

Fir lagta hai

Jis samay mile, vahi best tha ✨

they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out


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2 weeks ago

"they're a stranger online!!" to you. to me they're my everything

2 weeks ago
ranchodxrites - Rancho

ranchodxrites - Rancho

I don't have many friends here 😅

@satyarasitara @dharagalaxias @hellogunjan20 all who wanna join

new moot game 🌺

do this picrew and this uquiz, post what you get, and tag your moots!

New Moot Game 🌺
New Moot Game 🌺

tags: @thelittlefrogblog @tech-obssessed-shark @zenbivia @felicity0801 @ricochetfuel @princessuncertain @pinopolaris @lucyrobins @nyyx-xoxx @ali-da-demon @minosprimesleftfoot @nervousscissorsgoopthing + open tags!


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2 weeks ago
 Look At The Hypocrisy India Did Not Purposefully Target Civilians And All The Intellectuals On Tumblr

Look at the hypocrisy India did not purposefully target civilians and all the intellectuals on tumblr were hating on India. Here Pakistan is clearly going after civilians and you all are silent on this? Fucking Hypocrites

10 civilians are dead. 45 others are injured.
Pakistan is targeting villages in Poonch with heavy shelling.
This isn't cross-border firing—this is Pakistan deliberately attacking civilians.#OperationSindoor #PakistanWarCrimes @Shehla_Rashid@AadiAchint @smitaprakash @ShefVaidya pic.twitter.com/7ieZPfKD0I

— Hinna Nazir (@HinnaNazir) May 7, 2025
2 weeks ago

India did it again. Their cowardice is out of this world. Targeting a mosque? That too in the dead of night? Going the Israel route I see. Like master like pet ig.

2 weeks ago

After seeing you

This ladki is no okay at all

Krishna getting on Tumblr seeing a quiet big fandom THIRSTHY for him:

Krishna Getting On Tumblr Seeing A Quiet Big Fandom THIRSTHY For Him:

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2 weeks ago

Found my india !!

I wish chhattisgarh official bhi ban jata 😅🥲

Intro post ✨

Hello, nice to see you!! I'm just a normal old person pretending to be The Official Country of India ^~^ my pronouns are she/her

Do Not Interact list includes: homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynists, pedophiles, ableists, etc

Fellow India related blogs so far:

My incredible wifey @pakistan-official :3

@shakespeareofficialaccount, who is an honourary desi blog <3

States, aka my kids: @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial, @rajasthanofficial, @bihar-official, @telangana-official, @tamil-nadu-official @tamilnadu-official, @west-bengal-official @karnatakaofficial , @this-is-goa , @axom-miss , @mumbai-official , @kolkatabbg, @punjab-official, @maharashtra-official, @girlbossguwahati, @delhi-the-capital,

@mizoram-unofficial, @hyderabad-unofficial, @pune-unofficial @manipur-official @official-thane

My adopted kids (the corpos): @the-actual-reliance, @bigbasket-notreally, @amul-unofficial

My space-crazy kid is @isro-official, @peoplecallme-netaji helped give me freedom, @the-wonders-of-pani-puri is one of my most popular dishes, @gmaane-genius is everyone's favourite biscuit with chai and @laddoo-hain-drugs-nahi is our local superhero. @ancient-india-official the Olde Me and @totally-india is my twinn


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2 weeks ago

Finally downloaded the app 😸

Tumbler is back on playstore🎉


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2 weeks ago

Fr

Sab bhaga ke laaye

Aur apne dau ko dekho, bhabhi khud chalte yug par yug paar karke aayi hai.

Krishna: *elopes with Rukmini* Subhadra: *elopes with Arjuna* Balarama: Be a big brother, they said. It'll be fun, they said.


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2 weeks ago

I missed my bachhaa!

How's my betuuuuu

I'M FINE MUMMA HBU :3

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