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2 weeks ago

just a moment with my friends :)

Yeah I've got imaginary friends. I'm crazy I'm crazy

Tbh ig I told you both that I've imaginary friend kanna right lolI asked him

Pehle avatar mein toh yuddh na ho karke dut pe dut bhej rhe the

Dusre mein kyu karwaya yuddh turant

He be like: cuz pehle mein karna tha

Dusre mein karwana tha

Me: Aur abhi?

He: abhi jitana hai


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2 weeks ago
No Safety. No Food. No Aid. No Water. No Healthcare. No Education. Is This What It Means To Live? Is

No safety. No food. No aid. No water. No healthcare. No education. Is this what it means to live? Is this what world accept as life?

If a group of animals were trapped, starved, and cut off from the world like this, people would be outraged. But because it's us—human beings—somehow, the world looks away.

These are unbearable days. Everything feels heavy. Each hour presses on my chest like I’m being suffocated.

My family needs urgent help.

Basic survival has become nearly impossible. Bread—just bread—now costs over $25 a day to make.

We are not asking for luxury. We are begging for life.

Please, if you’re reading this: help. Reblog this post. Talk about us. Donate if you can. Even a small act can mean everything right now.

#crisis #humanrights #emergency #donate #pleasehelp #tumblrcommunity #survivestories #reblogtohelp #signalboost

2 weeks ago

People who are fucking badmouthing the Indian army. Listen you motherfucking ungreatful pieces of shit, badmouth the government who you elected. NOT THE ARMY. THEY'RE LITERALLY KEEPING US SAFE??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? YOU THINK YOU CAN GO DO WHAT THEY DO? YOU THINK YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FAMILIES BEHIND IN EXTREME TEMPRATURES AND HORRIBLE LIVING CONDITIONS TO GAURD THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY? PAKISTAN LAUNCHED MISSILES ON CIVILLIAN AREAS FOR FUCK'S SAKE -- THE AIR FORCE LITERALLY SAVED OUR LIVES WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING MORONS ON????

2 weeks ago

Pakistani military targeting civilians in Jammu and Kashmir 💔

2 weeks ago

Me reading this during my own periods

ରଜ ପର୍ବ / रज पर्व 🏵️

ରଜ ପର୍ବ / रज पर्व 🏵️
ରଜ ପର୍ବ / रज पर्व 🏵️

When Odisha Celebrates Periods, Womanhood, and Mother Earth

In a world where menstruation is still whispered about, hidden, and stigmatized, there's a corner of India that doesn’t shy away from it—but celebrates it. Raja Parba is a vibrant, feminine festival that puts periods at the heart of its rituals.

🌿 What is Raja Parba?

Raja Parba (or Mithuna Sankranti) is a three-day festival observed in Odisha, celebrating the menstruation of Bhudevi (Mother Earth) during mid-june. Just as women menstruate, it is believed that the Earth, too, undergoes her cycle of fertility and rejuvenation during this time.

The word "Raja" comes from the Sanskrit "Rajaswala", meaning a menstruating woman. So, yes, this entire celebration is rooted in menstrual cycles, feminine energy, and the sacred power of creation.

During Raja, both Mother Earth and women are allowed to rest, rejuvenate, and be celebrated—not hidden away or seen as impure.

🗓️ The Rituals of Raja: A Celebration in Three Acts

Pahili Raja (The First Day): The festival begins with vibrant energy. Girls and women wear new clothes, apply alta (a red dye) to their feet, and enjoy sweet treats. They don’t do household chores—instead, they’re encouraged to rest, relax, and revel in their power. Swings are hung from trees, and laughter fills the air.

Raja Sankranti (The Second Day): The highlight of the festival, this marks the first day of the solar month of Mithuna, symbolizing the beginning of the agricultural season. But more than that, it’s a celebration of fertility, growth, and the divine feminine.

Basi Raja (The Third Day): On this day, the celebrations mellow, but the warmth remains. Traditional games are played, and women are pampered with gifts and love.

Vasumati Snana (Optional Fourth Day): Some observe a fourth day known as Vasumati Snana, where the symbolic bathing of the Earth takes place. Grinding stones used in kitchens are washed and worshipped as a representation of Bhudevi.

Raja isn’t just rituals—it’s joy, flavor, and festivity. Special dishes like Poda Pitha (a caramelized rice cake) are made in every home. Girls spend time on beautifully decorated wooden swings, singing Raja songs that speak of love, seasons, and womanhood. Families come together, and the mood is unapologetically celebratory.

In many parts of the world where menstruation is still treated as taboo, something unclean, to be kept secret. But Raja Parba defies that narrative.

Here, menstruation isn’t just acknowledged—it’s celebrated as sacred. Women are not banished but pampered. The Earth is not seen as impure during her cycle but divine and deserving of rest. While rooted in ancient beliefs, the festival also aligns with modern conversations about bodily autonomy, menstrual dignity, and gendered traditions. It offers a regional example of how periods have historically been recognized without stigma in certain cultural contexts.


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2 weeks ago

Pakistan has started doing cyber attacks, and already succeeded in making many civilians in J&K suffer by withdrawing money from their banks. So please

DO NOT OPEN ANY UNKNOWN FILE OR LINK SENT IN MESSAGES, EMAILS OR ANY OTHER MESSAGING SITE. EVEN IF YOU SEE AN EMAIL WHICH LOOKS SKETCHY, DO NOT OPEN IT.

2 weeks ago

Jab bhi koi krishna bhakt is sad

Jab Bhi Koi Krishna Bhakt Is Sad

Krishna :

Tum apna, ranj-o-gham, Apni pareshani ... mujhe de do. 🎶


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2 weeks ago

modern hindus are exactly where Arjuna once was. We need Sri Krishna to slap us awake now more than ever

Modern Hindus Are Exactly Where Arjuna Once Was. We Need Sri Krishna To Slap Us Awake Now More Than Ever
Modern Hindus Are Exactly Where Arjuna Once Was. We Need Sri Krishna To Slap Us Awake Now More Than Ever
Modern Hindus Are Exactly Where Arjuna Once Was. We Need Sri Krishna To Slap Us Awake Now More Than Ever
Modern Hindus Are Exactly Where Arjuna Once Was. We Need Sri Krishna To Slap Us Awake Now More Than Ever
Modern Hindus Are Exactly Where Arjuna Once Was. We Need Sri Krishna To Slap Us Awake Now More Than Ever
Modern Hindus Are Exactly Where Arjuna Once Was. We Need Sri Krishna To Slap Us Awake Now More Than Ever
2 weeks ago

1,308,380th Most Common name in the World

Approximately 57 people bear this name

Most prevalent in:India

I'm loving my name sm lolol

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 


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2 weeks ago

I got siren as well lmao lmao

But i guess I created a vampire instead hehe

I Got Siren As Well Lmao Lmao
I Got Siren As Well Lmao Lmao

TAG GAMEE!!!

Make yourself into a creature, elf, spirit etc etc whatever you want and do this quiz!

TAG GAMEE!!!
TAG GAMEE!!!

@shubhadeep385 @randomx123 @zeherili-ankhein @tehmam @under-the-purple-starsss @ineffable-bastard @baxieblur-turnip @jerry-the-leech @dayaar-e-ishq @hellincarnation @daonedaonlysk @chichihuahua1413 @the-wxter-is-fine and whoever wants to join!!!!!!

2 weeks ago

Hanuman ji be like : bahut hogya aaram Ab hoga kaam

BOLO JAI SHRI RAM


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2 weeks ago

So we're officially in a full fledged war. May lord Kartikeya lead us to victory

So We're Officially In A Full Fledged War. May Lord Kartikeya Lead Us To Victory
2 weeks ago

To everyone who's living in war prone areas (I.e., Amritsar, Ludhiana), keep few emergency things close to yourselves.

1. Torch

2. Phone powerbank (if possible)

3. All necessity food items (Rice, Wheat, lentils, eggs)

4. Knives, scissors, sharp items (trust me they are helpful)

5. Medicines (Paracetamol, digestion related medicines, med to control vomiting and nausea) and the necessity medicines (for diabetes, blood pressure and other chronic illness' ones) and bandages and antiseptic.

6. Water (a lot and lot of it, even tap water, boil it if possible and store in small cans and bottles)

9. Keep few cash in hand as ATMs or net banking might not work

10. Sanitary products (pads, tampons, paper soaps, toothpaste)

11. Dry fruits (if there's a horrible situation and no food is available)

12. Whistle

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13. Identity cards (Aadhar card, Pan card, Pass port, any other identity card)

14. DO NOT VIDEOGRAPH OR TURN ON FLASHLIGHTS. Blackout is done so that it would become difficult for the enemies to find out the civilian areas or civilians themselves. Turning on flashlights at them, video graphing, or yelling too much will indicate your presence there.

These are all the things I can remember. I'll add more later. Even though the attacks are upto the Punjab and Kashmir region, there's chances of the fight to flow throughout the country, especially the rest of the north, northeastern, northwestern and western states. Keeping few of these things close to you will help in emergency situation.

Stay safe. Take care of yourself and stay alert.

2 weeks ago

None is gonna hate you, at least not a sensible one.

Cuz reason is so obv

bhai bol lo mujhe hater ya kuch bhi, but i hate pakistan with all my soul.

we attacked the terrorist basecamps, so that minimal harm is done to the innocent civilians and all they are doing is targeting the innocent civilians.

2 weeks ago

“ ... ॐ हनु हनु हनु हनु हनुमन्त हठीले।

बैरिहिं मारू बज्र की कीले॥

गदा बज्र लै बैरिहिं मारो।

महाराज प्रभु दास उबारो॥ ... ”

Lines which came in my mind after reading this

Hanuman ji, aapki avashyakta hai

"May Lord Hanuman bless our Indian army with safety and grant them victory."


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2 weeks ago
For People Sympathizing With Pakistan, See This. India Specifically Attacked Terrorists Camps Whereas

For people sympathizing with Pakistan, see this. India specifically attacked terrorists camps whereas they are attacking normal cities, where people live. Also, some Pakistanis are celebrating because these areas are of “Hindu majority”. Why are all the intellectuals here not talking about this? WHY IS PAKISTAN ATTACKING CITIES? ANSWER ME ESTEEMED INTELLECTUALS.

2 weeks ago
May Vaishno Devi Ma Keep Everyone Safe In Jammu And Other Areas That The Pakistani Military Is Targeting.
May Vaishno Devi Ma Keep Everyone Safe In Jammu And Other Areas That The Pakistani Military Is Targeting.

May Vaishno Devi Ma keep everyone safe in Jammu and other areas that the Pakistani military is targeting.

May Vaishno Devi Ma Keep Everyone Safe In Jammu And Other Areas That The Pakistani Military Is Targeting.
2 weeks ago

Kanna seriously 🥺

People who see this before May 11th are about to meet their soulmate.


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2 weeks ago

Joins sakhi

Meko bhi lejao apne saath

Where do you live?

Delusion, anxiety and nostalgia


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2 weeks ago

Me looking at ceiling

Kanna kab aa rhe, i need some pyar ki jhappi

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2 weeks ago

humri uljhan, suljhao bhagwan

Tumhre bin humra kauno nahi

O Palanhare, Nirgun O Nyaare

O Palanhare, Nirgun O Nyaare

Tumhre bin hamra kou nahi


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2 weeks ago

But seriously, kanna se bolo toh vo pakka kar hi dete hai

Bas thoda satate zarur hai

Krishna be like: aur smaran karo, aur karo, abhi 80 percent hi hua hai, aur smaran karo, mann nahi bhara mera, thoda aur smaran karo 🤪😌 akhir pati hu tumhara, aur karo.

its raining heavily here, like a full blown storm and Obv in India as soon as a drop of water touches the ground and swoosh *lights out!*

So we've been waiting for the electricity to come back like it's been 6 hours or so even our inverter gave up!

My 10 yr old cousin came to me all droopy like "manu didi aap krishna ji se bolo ki woh light le aayein😩" ( ask krishna to restore the power cut) to which I replied " beta maine bol diya na to ulta aur light nahi aayegi coz he likes teasing me especially in circumstances like these👀" (if I told him to do that he probably will cut out the power for even longer)

Then I said "why don't you pray to him with a pure heart, ask your brother in law krishna ji- please light waapis le aao na jijaji 🥺" {we have this insider funny custom that my cousins & sibling call krishna "jijaji" lol}

And with his sweetest 10 yr ol kid's pure voice my cousin prayed to him the exact same line "please light waapis le aao na jijaji😭" and

I. KID. YOU. NOT

the moment he said that

*bling* we have the electricity, the whole town has electricity as soon as he uttered the words 👁️👄👁️

We (my whole family) were utterly speechless and just laughing at "all that Manu is doing, isn't a joke anymore 🫢"

Its still raining but there's no problem related to power cut anymore, thanks to mere bhai ke jijaji 🛐

My cousin said I'm gonna do this every day for legit every thing now so all the best krishna now that you have to arrange those video games his father has been delaying him for lmaoo


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2 weeks ago

Jai siyaram!

hey hey hey!! did you know?

today is Sita Navami!!!!!

which means,

Hey Hey Hey!! Did You Know?

happiest birthday

Hey Hey Hey!! Did You Know?

to our beloved sita maa! :D

Hey Hey Hey!! Did You Know?

sita didi, for some!

Hey Hey Hey!! Did You Know?

Jai Siyaram!!!


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3 weeks ago

MUMMAAAA

MAH BABY!!

3 weeks ago

krishna ji be coaxing me like :

Krishna Ji Be Coaxing Me Like :

Yet another sign from my peacock feather boy


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3 weeks ago

DIKHA

GOOD MEOWNING MUMMAAAAA

GUMONING MERA BACHHAA

3 weeks ago

Jaane na Nazar Pehchaane jigar Ye kaun hai dil par chhaya Mera ang ang muskaya

These lines suits the relationship of every krishna premika and kanha

Jinhe dekha nahi hai

Par hridaya pehchanta hai 💜


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3 weeks ago

Mastaa! Aur tu?

GOOD MEOWNING MUMMAAAAA

GUMONING MERA BACHHAA

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