Tim Tim Tim
jeeves really is That Bitch
LISTEN The differences in reactions to Hastings smiling fondly at Poirot here are SENDING ME
Japp is just like "I know what you are, Hastings"
and MISS LEMON?? THE KNOWING LOOK SHE IS GIVING HASTINGS!? Like WHEN ARE YOU JUST GOING TO GIVE IN AND KISS HIM, BABE
I'd like you all to meet this girl. Her name was Emily Monterro. She was my best friend in high school.
Notice how I said "was"?
That's because she's dead. All thanks to cigarettes.
A (homosexual) student in our year got Emily hooked at a cigarette party. Then, one day, Emily decided to have a smoke before going to her job site, where she worked part-time as a forklift operator. Little did she know, her cigarette high would lead tk deadly results.
High off of the cigarette, Emily drove the forklift straight into a five-story building still under construction. The collapse killed five people--including Emily.
Still think smoking before going to work is safe? #SHARE IF YOU LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT CIGARETTES
LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE
I JUST LOST THE GAME
It’s just that I fell in love with a war
And nobody told me it ended
Trump Supporters: "Save our children!"
Trump Supporters: "She called a 5-year-old the N-word? Let's raise a million dollars for her!"
im replaying me3 and all i could think of was this anakin and padme meme
This is a once_in_a_lifetime chance for me to call this
⭐️ he/him ⭐️ white and Indian ⭐️ queer ⭐️ Bird? Ask me the name of my sailboat! Look, Bird!
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