Like, Sir, We Are In The Middle Of A Galactic Crisis But If You Wanna Take A Break To Romance Me On The

I know I just rebloged a post with exactly this comment but...

FOREMAN GIVES CHASE A FUCKING KANGAROO STUFFED ANIMAL FOR HIS WEDDING I AM NOT OKAY

the narrative pivot from "wouldn't you rather lose yourself [in the memory of the taste of another's tongue in your mouth]" to "oral contact may cause mild hallucinations". funny as fuck

By the homeworld I hope to see one day...

Prints of this, as well as a few other Mass Effect stained glass pieces, are now available! I’d love to see/hear about it if you order any, it would absolutely make my day <3

This one, Femshep, and Mordin are the only ones currently finished, but I have plans to do a few other characters as well; you can check out the #mass effect stained glass tag on my blog to see the others, if they happen to exist when you come across this post!

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have discovered the meaning of life

It is to draw fish

Look we all have opinions about ME3 but..

I think we can all agree that healthy Thane would have put Kai Leng in the ground with no effort

I think I’ve finally cracked it

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

Nyreen ❤️

witches

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