Latest Posts by starcarvedvoid - Page 2

cringe is so much fun why hate cringe

These are the official genders btw:

• black cat with 3+ eyes

• fresno nightcrawler

• mothman

• [redacted]

• not deer

Boo

he’s here…he’s even on my 3ds screen. I hope you can meet him soon.

I'm tired

Just give me fangs and claws already

WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG ??

Get in the clown car bitch, we’re going shopping for new hyperfixations

This. This is a banger if you're a cryptid bitch like me fuck me up Cosmo Sheldrake.

Legend has it that the moss grows ooon the north side of the treeeees, well, legend has it when the rain comes down, all the worms come up to breeaaathe, well, legend has it when the sunbeams come, all the plants, they eat them with their leeeaaaves, well, legend has it that the world spins 'round, on an axis of 23 degreeeeeeeees bUT HAVE YOU HEARD THE STORY OF THE RABBIT IN THE MOON ?? OR THE COW THAT HOPPED THE PLANETS WHILE STRADDLING A SPOON ??? OR SHE WHO LEPT UP MOUNTAINS WHILE WHISTLIN UP A TUNE AND SWAPPED HER SONGS WITH SWALLOWS WHILE RIDING ON A BROOM ???? WELL WE CAN ALL LEARN THINGS BOTH MANYANDAFEW FRPM THAT OLD HUNCHED UP WOMAN WHO LIVED INSIDE A SHOE OR THE GIRL THAT SANG BY DAY AND BY NIGHT SHE ATW TEAR SOUP OR THE MAN WHO DRANK TO MUCH AND HE GOT THE BREWERS DROOP- reblog if you agree

“Have you heard the story

of the rabbit and the moon?”

-Cosmo Sheldrake, the moss

Tw: Bright Colors

me: you're the only one that truly gets me

the raccoon stuck upside down under my porch:

jellyfish are so it. brainless and ethereal

nonhuman /srs

cross tagging is so annoying !!!! like that's not what i want its something barely similar mostly and unrelated :((

im a real life actual cryptid

hopeless lover but still aromantic ♡

there are other types of love

[ ID: tweet by @/lysihtea reading “I’m genderless. I’m full of gender. I’m a malewife. I’m a biblically accurate angel. I’m a pop idol. I’m the fourth incarnation of god. I’m a convicted criminal. I can never die.” ]

my bones fucking hurt i wish i had none

i'm the goblin who eats the books when you put them in the return slot at the library. every book you've ever checked out has been a forgery i typed out from memory and printed on the xerox machine and put back into circulation. i've written more books than james patterson

what do you mean how do i feel attractive. too many eyes, fangs, antlers, boney and unnatural, way too tall, eerie and looking like a corner-eye demon of course.

cryptozoology > crypt*c*rrency

✅ post mothman

🔳 befriend mothman

🔳 become mothman???

halloween means either mothman or plague doctor. fucking decisions