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I hate unfollowing people. like what if they find out I unfollowed them and then track me down and kill me

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

thinking about a hyperfixation feels like this

This is the best thing I've ever seen

Thus spoke Zarathustra is a power fantasy

GUYS I'M COLORBLIND

I did guess and randomly place some but WHAT

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

ƎNA art I made on 2024 for Summergrounds showdown, kinda like inktober but epic cuz it's in July and Newgrounds themed. I've been told time and time againg that they are green, so it's as good a time as any to tell you guys I'm colorblind.

Imma start posting some more old art

I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is

Aight Imma start calling you (yes, YOU) chat. Saying hey guys at the start of each post does not hit as hard

“Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?”

“He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program.”

“But couldn’t he do more good if he just invested-”

“The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny.”