Who has days when they are reading a really good fan fiction about their favorite ship and your family keeps on calling you to do something every time it gets to a REALLY good part
My favourite part about working in hospitality is having to inform people that yes if it's in the title, it's in the meal.
Customer: does the tomato bruschetta have tomato in it?????
Me: 😀 no it doesnt- OF COURSE IT HAS FUCKING TOMATO IN IT. 🤗🥳🧍♂️🐬🌈
I would rather die in a fire than listen to the fucking smoke detector go off.
We need to bring back witch burnings. Far too many of you weirdos are comfortable being dumbasses knowing you won’t get tied to a log and burned alive or punched in the face for trying to flip up a random woman’s skirt in the restroom
*hits you with a pipe* sorrgy accident :3
Why does this app give me so many notifications? Like, I already made five posts, so what just leave me alone 😭 💀
There is more porn bots now then I have brain cells to deal with em
If one more person follows me in a bikini I’m gonna cry. I just want to write my fanfics in peace. Please!
MMMMM midnight thoughts hittin hard tonight bois, glals, and alienby folks!
Do you even look at my likes and reblogs before suggesting a post? This new system is annoying!!
Walking.
What is a pause?
We don't know that. We only know movement.
This is pretty and interesting.
Look at it. Appreciate it.
I will scream at you untill you do.
Give it to me!
Look
See
I want it
Attention!
There ist food you'll eat.
When does it end?
I don't want to see anymore I don't want to hear anymore I don't want to see anymore I don't want to…
Go, we have to
Move
Now, sleep. We won't let you rest. It's loud and scary.
It repeats again. All the same. The same all over
I keep getting inboxes like these. It's a spam bot with the same name over and over (3rd time I've gotten this same message) . Make sure to keep an eye out for scams.
I hate when I’m playing Dress to Impress and someone who joined late walks out saying that they joined late(that part’s okay, they didn’t have enough time to finish), and I figure that they aren’t going to win because why would they? So I don’t vote for them or anything, but then they get like 2nd place or something! Like I worked hard on my outfit for the full time and someone that just changed the skin color gets more votes than me? Stupid.
When I think about it, I’m not sure what upsets me more: j*ggie? Or the fact they gave us Montana and than swept them completely aside with no explanation and no closure just to give us jaggie?
Maybe I would be able to accept j*ggie if japril had anything resembling closure? Maybe I would just be disgruntled instead of feeling like I’ve been slapped in the face.
Cause when I think back I can’t believe that they built up japrils season 13 arc to cumulate to the Montana episode to just…not follow thru or follow at all! And this isn’t a ploy to have a season finale cliffhanger, they went to Montana and slept together (which is a big deal!) and then japril didn’t interact for SEVEN FUCKING EPISODES!!! That infuriates me! Take a damn stand you freaking wussies!
Please for the love of everything! If you are making a story or one shot between two characters don’t put X READER in the tag if it doesn’t have anything to do with the reader!
INSERT: *valid criticism of a show/movie* RESPONSES: "It's a movie, you're thinking too hard about it" "It wouldn't be a sitcom if it didn't have problems" "You're too invested, relax"
Like, what???? The point of watching something is to be invested in what's happening? Do people actually sit there and stare blankly at their screens with no thoughts??? What's the point of watching if you're not gonna bother expressing your opinions it?
It's just weird how people actually bother commenting, "It's just a show" under posts either criticising plots or characters. Like they think that's a valid argument.
It's easier for my parents to say, speak up more in class, ask more, stop acting dumb but it's just sad that they never thought why I have turned into a very quiet person when once I was known as a chatterbox..... as a kid during PTM, the teacher used to complain that I talk too much but now my teachers say that I don't talk at all. It's sad that my parents never questioned me on this 180 change in behavior