Arc Trooper Jesse - Blog Posts
I realize I’ve been a fool in not turning more Supernatural quotes into incorrect TCW quotes. A fool, I tell you.
Echo: Fives. You’re my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
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Dooku: But I forget, you two are, at best, functional morons.
Anakin: Hey, you’re functioning... morons... moron...
Obi-Wan: -_-
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Rex, after getting his chip out: What’s happening?
Ahsoka: Oh nothing. Just the end of the world!
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Fives: Plan C tanked.
Echo: Maybe you should try Plan D for Dumbass
Fives: D:<
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Boil: ‘Kids are the best’? You don’t even like kids!
Waxer: I love kids!
Boil: Oh yeah? Name three children that you even know.
Waxer: ...
Boil:
Waxer: I’m thinking!
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Hardcase: I can’t do this, man, I can’t live on rabbit food! I’m a warrior!
Dogma: Hardcase. You’ll be fine.
Hardcase: You don’t know that!
Sadly beautiful. 💔
ever wonder about the afterlife?
Note to anyone who needs it: don’t let your lesbian friend who’s never watched Star Wars rate clones
(they will be brutal)
Posting this here because people on tiktok got really mad
For example:
Story behind the contact name: in high school they forgot how to spell diesel and wrote ‘desil’ instead
Its been a year since I've last had the energy to sit down and illustrate something complex, and while I am a little rusty im just happy to have had the time to actually finish something.
I figure that at some point the clones would have shown Ashoka how to play sabbac or one of the card games, and got this cute image in my head.
Hey, I didn't have the motivation to make a full illustration or do anything the may the 4th, but wanted to doodle. So I thought it would be fun to make some Chibis. I've never really done this style before but had fun with it, and have a bunch of sketches of other clones. These were super inspired by @lychgate and I would recommend checking them out! Anyways enjoy mah 501st doodles.
Clone Wars characters as things I’ve heard people say
Pt.10
“Talking about peoples future working in a bowling alley” - Thire
“Holy you actually filled them in and payed attention,must have been a good day” - Fox
“You passing this course your commanders will be very impressed” - Alpha 17
“Holy crap balls” - Padme
“Mummy and daddy giraffes” - Hardcase
“I having a bad day and I’m going to murderer my” - Wolffe
“I disappreciate you” - Sinker
“Wowo we don’t call people turdnuggets” - Plo Koon
“I want to learn how to make crystal meth” - Jesse
“Rex do you want to know the three times I almost died today?” - Echo
“My knuckles are on crack” - Bly
“My lines are straighter than a gay person” - Ponds
“If I had 9 lives I would utilize one of them to kill myself in front of all of you” - Rex
“When a law bills a sign” - Fives
“It’s not mail man anymore it’s Amazon delivery man” - Anakin
“Don’t question the woman’s choices just help her find the daddy” - Ahsoka
“Honest to god” - Obi-Wan
“I keep thinking their jerseys say cocaine” - Quinlin Vos
“Back in my day we made posters out of cool aid man” - Yoda
“That’s kind of fruity in a straight way” - Cody
“I have it in the back of my head but I can’t get it to the tip of my tongue” - Tup
Clone Wars characters as quotes I have heard
Pt. 7???
“That kid just dropped his garbage on the ground, someone should kidnap that kid” - Mace Windu
“Echo can you get me a milk of water” - Fives
“Smells like sweaty flowers” - Bly
“Cinnamon Almond?” - Anakin
“What other stuff do wolves eat? Cinnamon almond?” “Other cats” - Rex and Fives
“For example shut up” - Cody
“My shoulders are to sexy” - Ahsoka
“I love how I said it starts with F you and said incomplete” - Obi-Wan
“So if I have 2 abiotic squirrels in my fridge” - Hardcase
“Ooh that’s nice here and ooh it’s not nice here” - Gree
“If both of my parents are blonde how does my brother have green eyes” - Fox
“Is poop yogurt?” - Jesse
“Yo how big are your feet?” - Thire
“People over there shut up” - Rex
“I don’t get payed enough for this” - Ponds
“Omg the scars are so prettty” - Kix
*talking about a mission plan* “why are you here?” - Luminara
“A capacorn?” - Tup
“You guys need to take your meds” - Depa
“I have ADHD and I didn’t take my medication” - Hardcase
“Can I get my apples?🙁” - Echo
“Because your baby doesn’t work” - Gree
“Grades,Graduation,Future” - Alpha 17
Clone Wars characters as things I heard people say pt5?
“This looks like thissel*touches it*yep thissels” - Fives
“It’s not that expensive, it’s 40 credits” - Padmè
“And the night before I had thigh cancer” - Echo
“If I had talent” - Droidbait
“Why did you choice be lactose intolerant” - Tup
“I forgot my door was closed”-Ahsoka
“What kind of crack where you one”-Obi Wan
“The dollar store kind”-Anakin
“Your my neighbour right?”- Hardcase
“Only to you guys not to the pops”- Jesse
“The thing in my head I thought you said I don’t have a brain”- Bly
“It’s salmon not salmon” - Cody
Clone Wars characters as things I heard people say
Pt.3
“You’re already dumb enough” - Rex
“Unconscious people don’t want tea” - Cody
“Can you buy the flavour packs for the sofa stream” - Fives
“Divorce the fairway” - Obi Wan
“It didn’t groove on the groove scale” - Echo
“Are you distorting the bunny’s hole 😨” - Tup
“My Captain in slaves me he forces me to rake leaves for 4 hours” - Jesse
“I’m not from Tatooine anymore from Ironman land” - Anakin
“Fox your a Mexican Jew” - Thorn
“There’s hair in my hair” - Tup
“Obi Wans like our mummy watching us play” - Ahsoka
*very loud train noise* “it’s a cho choo train” - Hardcase
“My fork” - Waxer
“SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO TALL???!!!” - Ahsoka
“MY WIFE!!!” - Anakin
Look at this Poster!!
Moments I want to highlight 🔽
OBI-WAN’S HAND ON CODY!!! CODYWAN😭🙌❤️
Hunter’s smile🥹🥰 (Watch out behind you👀)
Omega and Wrecker!!🥹🥹 PADAME AND ANAKIN🥹
TECH😂😂🙌 He always be yapping and being an IPad kid😂🙌
Echo’s little wave!🥹 Ahsoka front and center Queen!
CROSSHAIR😂🥰 He is literally one of the few not looking at the camera😂 He is not beating the grumpy allegations at all
Some honorable mentions are Rex, Mayday (so close to Crosshair🥺) and Hozwer🥰
We are not just numbers. We are men.
Cute clone thoughts
When the 501st first meet their new Commander, they're annoyed. Why should they have to deal with a youngligh, especially in the middle of a war? Ahsoka's just a liability.
But eventually their Mandalorian instincts kick in, and they can't just watch this child bounce around the walls unsupervised. So I present you with these thoughts;
Rex, making sure that she eats before every battle. If she hasn't, he'll pull out a ration bar from some secret pocket. He's the reason she's so healthy.
Echo, helping her study for her Jedi tests, even though he doesn't quite understand all the material. He's the reason she never fails a test.
Fives, showing her the best ways to prank their brothers. The first time that shaving cream shows up in their food, he's incredibly proud. He's the reason she's banned from ordering suspicious supplies.
Hardcase, sneaking her midnight snacks and gossiping with her until 3 in the morning. He's the reason she can eat three tubs of ice cream in as many minutes.
Jesse, teaching her the secrets of the ships and weapons even though he's not technically supposed to do that. He's the reason she can sneak through the Venator without anyone noticing.
And Ahoska is the reason they all smile a little brighter, the reason that their dreams aren't quite as bad, the reason the 501st is so damn protective of their commander. Because that's their little sister, and they're her big brothers.
BONUS
Kix, handing her a cute sticker and gently wiping away her tears after giving her shots because she's scared of needles. He's the reason she's not anymore.
SW Headcannons
The first time Rex has real, good coffee, he starts crying (happy tears). All the coffee on the ship slowly starts disappearing, and the next day Ahsoka finds him in a storage closet, surrounded by a mountain of coffee rations. She promises not to tell, as long as he shares. They make a pinky-promise on it (because that is totally something the clones would do, no I am not taking questions).
The first close call, though, came when Cody was making a routine inspection on the ship. He passed right by, but with his mom-friend powers he 'sensed' something wrong with one of the storage spaces. Rex has to subtly comm Ahsoka, who's busy with Jedi stuff. He must use the last resort. Fives answers immediately, and doesn't question why his captain wants him to blow something up. It works, and Cody bolts out to find out where the fire came from.
Unfortunately, though, Fives gets curious, and the secret eventually spreads to the entire 501st. Most of them find it amusing, but don't particularly care. But there's a few, like Jesse and Hardcase, who take it to heart. Other battalions begin to notice their coffee rations are disappearing. Nobody ever catches the 501st, because although they're often a hot mess, those boys are terrifying when united for a cause.
Soon, the 501st has turned into an unstoppable menace due to the unhealthy amount of caffeine they're drinking.
The one brother who can never know, though, is Kix. The vod even have to avoid drinking too much before their check-ins, as he might get suspicious about the crazy amounts of caffeine in their bodies. Despite their terrible lying skills, he never finds out. He might even steal from the stash on particularly late shifts (they'll never ask, because Kix is scary. Don't mess with the medic).
They're so overcaffinated that nobody questions it when Fives and Ahsoka disappear for a few days, and Palpatine mysteriously dies. Everybody lives happily ever after, and Senator Amidala makes sure that the clones all get extra coffee rations (Ahsoka too, because she couldn't escape her crazy brother's antics).
trouble in the medical bay
Kix walked back into the medic bay after waking for from his force mandatory nap only to see a group of people, vod and Jedi alike all covered in smoke and clothes or armor was tattered.
Kix: "what in the maker did YOU ALL do."
Fives: Well... you se-
echo: it was fives's fault!
fives: ECHO! your the one who suggested the idea to hard case
Jesse: kix I'm innocent in this I swear!
Kix: Jesse that's banthrashit and you know it
hardcase: fives you and Jesse and echo helped! if I go down you come down with me!
anikin: in my defense I didn't know that's why they asked me for all that before they pulled the stunt I swear!
Rex: I simply got caught In the blast when I went to confront them.
WHILE this is going on ashoka just escapes through the vents as she is namely why echo got the ideas as well as the reason her master was to distracted to truly use his one and a half braincell to think it through and why it took rex so long to get there. KIx meanwhile just deals with the other idiots in his medbay and refuses to let any of them our not even for paper work or a Jedi council meeting only later would he realize ashoka is not there...oh well togurta hunt later.
Jesse: Okay, help me please! Kix: Got two words for you. Jesse: I bet they won't be helpful. Kix: Your problem. Jesse: I was right
Kix: Yo is Dogma sleeping or dead? Fives: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts. Jesse: Yeah, so did I. Dogma: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Captain Rex my beloved 💙
Seriously I love him to the moon and back.
"GOOD SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS!"
"FOR REPUBLIC!"
Rex my beloved, he suffered in Clone Wars so much. Lost his brothers, people counted him and his brothers as numbers, racism against clones... But he stood tall and never let his guard down.
Some sketches of Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka Tano 🤍 I wish her Lekku were longer however I really liked how she portrayed her
Very angry Fives
501st as bizarre t shirts
tag yourself im little miss fully developed frontal lobe
number one chaos trio, all dressed up
(thanks @writer-reader-skater for this idea)
unposted WIP sneak peak because I’m boreddd
This is unedited so there may be typos-
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"I'mm borreeeedddd." Fives stated for what had to be the eightieth time.
"Me toooo" Hardcase replied.
"I'mm borreeeeddd" Jesse said this time.
"Me toooo" Fives replied.
I'mm borreeeeddd" Hardcase stated.
Me toooo" Jesse stated.
This had been happening for the past 25 minutes and Echo has had enough. All he wanted was to read this book given to him be the Commander after she had realized all he had for reading was the reg manuals, and decided he needed a new topic of interest. Echo had promised the Commander he would read the book and report back what he found interesting about this fictional story, and his di'kutla vod'e were making it reeaaalllyyyy hard to do so...
"I'mm bo- Hardcase was saying before being interrupted
"You know" Echo started, “I heard that Commander Tano snuck in something called popcorn and left it for anyone who finds. I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you had some." Echo told his brothers, catching their attention immediately.
"What's that?" Hardcase asked "Never heard of it. Is it like droid poppers or something?" Hardcase asked.
"No, you eat it."
"I don't know Echo; Droid poppers aren't good to eat..."
"No Jesse they're not-" Echo started before stopping to take a deep breath. "It's food. It's a salty kind of food that's like really good. You should go try some."
"I don't know, this just sounds like some scheme to get rid of us..." Fives said skeptically eyeing Echo who just stared back unamused. "But I am bored, soo, let's go." Fives said standing up and heading out of the barracks.
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That is all for now so… Bye peoples *Two finger salute falling backwards out of view*
Rex, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Fives: Hey.
Echo: Hi.
Tup: Hello.
Jesse: Hey!
Rex: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Hardcase: We were out of Doritos.
Y'ALL I'M DYIN' OVER THIS FANART OF THE CLONES RN COME THIRST W/ ME
ARTWORK IS NOT MINE THE ARTIST GOES BY KAIJU RAVE ON TWITTER CLICK THEIR NAME FOR THE LINK.
Anyways Kaiju Rave clone fanart thirst masterpost
Echo had a nightmare about a world where Fives and Rex are the type of clones NOT to check the fallen for signs of life, and he was left behind at the citadel to be captured and turned into a droid.
Good thing that isn’t this world. In this world we listen to music and express our thoughts with those we trust and love.
The practice to draw clones continues! Not pictured: the couple hours of crying as I had to rewatch things like Rex being shot and the Umbara arc in order to figure out what clone under-blacks look like (interestingly there are three versions and I decided I’d combine them). ALSO I promise I have other happy comic ideas 😂 but for now it’s hurt/comfort clone hours. Please enjoy! And stay tuned for more!
Also please note: for the most accurate listening experience on what Fives would sound similar to while singing this, listen to the version of ‘Over the Rainbow’ by Israel Kamakawiwo’ole.