Look, as Americans, it is our right to pity the British for being British no matter what. Sure things are on fire here, but they have their own fires over there and they can't handle a day long car ride.
damn right. and our fire's SO big! Americans just keep winning 🦅🦅🦅 the British can only have pitiful wet dreams abt being as cool as the lamest American (which don't exist bc we're just so great)