Bernard The Elf X Reader - Blog Posts
Candy canes
✧Bernard x reader
✧Bernard master bating to a picture of reader
✧Smut!
✧very short!
✧masterlist here
Bernard had recently developed a crush on you. He would always steal glances at you and blush whenever you were near.
Lately, Bernard was having problems.. down there. He would always pop a boner when you were close to him. He would always try to relieve himself
While Bernard was looking at all the elf documents, he came across yours and looked at your picture.
He started to feel his pants tighten and he sighed and took his cock out, “maybe just this once, just to relieve myself.”
He then took his throbbing member into his hands and started to stroke himself, slowly at first.
“F-Fuck, y/n.” he moaned out as he looked at your picture, he bit his lip, thinking about you stroking him.
He started to have shallower breaths as he stroked himself faster and faster, wanting to cum ao badly.
He covered his mouth to stifle his moans so no one would hear him from his office. He knew no one would really come in since everyone was busy, but the thrill of getting caught just quickened his orgasm.
His orgasm came crashing down on him as he looked at your picture one last time. He looked down to see his cum all over his hand and sweater, “I’m so desperate.”
Sugar cookies
Bernard x reader
✧Dating headcanons for Bernard
✧masterlist here!
✧dating Bernard is a bit complicated and stressful but you two work through it.
✧He always works late because he’s head elf and all, but that doesn’t stop him from loving you.
✧any chance he gets, he would always give you affection.
✧he loves to show his affection but not a lot in public, he’s head elf and he doesn’t want to ruin his reputation.
✧I believe that you and Bernard would have matching bracelets or any kind of jewelry to remind you two of each other.
✧I also think that when he's stressed and needs time to cool off, he would cuddle with you for the rest of the day.
✧whenever Bernard gets a chance to have a break, he’ll come straight to you and cuddle with you while talking about anything and everything as well as drinking hot chocolate.
“ you’ll never believe what Curtis did today, sugar pie “ (he said as he rubbed your back and drunk his hot chocolate)
✧on Christmas, he will give you the best gifts ever and spend quality time with you. Even being the head elf deserves a break.
✧He would give you matching sweaters, a necklace, or a plushie!
✧he also gets pretty jealous when other people talk to you. He would immediately hug you and tell you that he needs some help (even though it's not true) just to get you away from them.
✧And I know that he would absolutely love it if you made him anything for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. He would be so grateful and eat up every bite.
✧He loves to have a date night where you guys drink hot chocolate and watch the stars or northern lights together.
✧Bernard would rarely get mad at you, he would be a little annoyed but not mad.
✧you could throw a snowball at him and he won't get mad, he thinks it’s cute that you think you can get away with stuff.
Black liquorice
✧Bernard x reader
✧argument headcanons for Bernard
✧masterlist here
✧It’s quite common for you guys to have arguments once in a while
✧even though you guys love each other to death, there are still things to work out in your relationship.
✧Bernard works all the time and you try to get him to take a break, this usually results in him snapping at you or just brushing you off.
✧When he snaps at you, it turns into a huge argument and a lot of hurtful things are said. You get that he’s head elf but he still needs a break once in a while.
“ I said just leave me alone, I don’t need one of your stupid lectures or a break! “ (it’s alway hurtful when he says stuff like this and yells at you)
✧usually after an argument, you’ll sleep in the guest bedroom, crying yourself to sleep and blaming yourself.
✧Bernard hates it when he has to sleep alone and when you two argue.
✧Bernard would eventually apologize to you and give you gifts and affection all day when he agrees to have a break.
“ I know, sugar, I’m sorry, m’such an idiot. “ (he said as he hugged you and kissed your forehead)
✧You would also apologize, but he would assure you that it’s not your fault.
✧Sometimes he would get really mad and ignore you for a very long time until Santa catches onto it.
“ what’s wrong with my head elf? “ (he asked in his cheerful voice, patting Bernard on his back)
✧Bernard would eventually tell Santa what’s bugging him and he would get lectured for snapping at you.
✧Bernard would make your favorite meal and give you gifts to apologize and you forgave him, attacking him with kisses.
✧Bernard will promise that he will never yell at you again and hurt you.
Cinnamon buns
✧helping Bernard with his stress
✧very short! Might add more later
✧masterlist here!
✧whenever Bernard is stressed, especially when it’s near Christmas, he usually shuts out everyone, including you.
✧he feels bad for doing it, but he just needs to catch up on toy production, make sure no one’s slacking, and paperwork.
✧All the elves get curious and worried when he shuts you out, his lover of all people!
“ I’m busy right now, honey bun. Maybe later when I’m not busy. “
“ Not know, sugar buns, I don’t have time for you. “
✧Bernard would eventually take a break from being head elf and let’s Curtis take over.
✧you’re over the moon when he finally agrees to take a break. You’ll do anything to get rid of his stress.
✧you guys would go take walks through town and look at shops and Christmas trees.
✧at every mistletoe you guys are under, you would kiss and Bernard would purposely find mistletoe just so he can get more kisses.
✧you guys would go to cafés and drink hot chocolate and eat cookies and gingerbread while giggling like kids.
✧Bernard is so happy that he's not stressed out because you just make everything so much calmer for him.
✧ocasionally, when Bernard’s very stressed and to his breaking point and about to have a breakdown, you take him outside to calm him down and it works because of your calming presence.
✧sometimes he just needs you by his side all the time.
Sweet like sugar
Bernard x reader
✧oral sex with Bernard
✧Smut!
✧masterlist here!
Bernard was a very busy elf, being head elf and all. He loved you so much even if he couldn’t be with you all the time. He knew that he wouldn’t be around you when Christmas was near.
He knew he wouldn’t be able to make it to dinner that night. He felt guilty because you had everything planned for tonight, even if you said it was fine he still thought that you were upset with him.
When he got home when Santa came back from delivering all the presents, he went straight home. When he unlocked the door, we didn’t bother taking his shoes off or anything, he went to find you straight away. He found you and smiled, but soon saw the sad look on your face.
“Oh, sugar pie, I’m sorry for keeping you waiting.” He said while making his way towards you to hug you and shower you with kisses, “It's okay, I know you're head elf, and with that comes responsibilities, Bernie.” “I know but I'll make it up to you, sugar.” he then moved you so you laid down, and his head was between your legs.
“y-you don't have to do anything,” you said while petting his head while he kissed your thihgs, “please, baby, let me make it up to you.” he continued to give your thighs kisses while he looked up at you with his big brown puppy dog eyes. You just couldn't resist!
“A-alright, Bernie,” He gave you a sweet smile and began to pull your shorts and underwear off. Once he saw how wet you were, he immediately popped a boner. He then started to make out with your wet cunt, tongue fucking you and bullying your cunt.
“A-Ah-! F-fuck, Bernie,” you moaned as you shoved his face deeper into your cunt, but he didn't mind, he needed to make it up to you. He just continued his assault on your cunny until he knew you were about to cum.
“I-I’m gonna c-cum-!” You mewled as he worked his tongue faster and harder, “cum for me, sugar,” you felt the coil in your stomach burst, sending your sweet juices on Bernard’s face.
He happily slurped up your sweet juices like a man in the desert, “m’so sorry, sugar pie. I never mean to make you wait for so long,” he said between kisses to your cunt. “It’s okay, Bernie. I know how stressful being head elf can be and how you need to stay late for work,”
You then moved his curls out of his face to see his beautiful brown eyes, “Merry Christmas, Bernie.” “Merry Christmas, sugar pie.”
This is adorable 🥰
Bernard as a dad!
Warnings : small dirty joke (you'll miss it if you blink), protective bernard, workaholic bernard, fluff
Genre : family, romance
Characters included : Bernard, afab!reader, [daughters name]
Writing style : headcanons
☃︎ he 100% is a girl dad
☃︎ So. Many. Bows.
☃︎ he's literally a sucker for gaint bows on her
☃︎ when she was newborn-1 yrs old, and you couldn't sleep, he'd let you sleep in until like 2 in the afternoon
☃︎ ^^and he'd carry her around in a little carrier or just on his hip
☃︎ puts her in polar bear onsies all the time
☃︎ hes so protective of you two
☃︎ literally has to think twice before letting someone even TOUCH his little girl
☃︎ she probably says "dada" as her first word but he rlly wants to hear her say "mama" (if you prefer being called that)
☃︎ cries when she takes her first steps
☃︎ surprisingly hears dirty jokes coming from Santa
☃︎ refused to let Curtis touch her for a WHILE but after a talk with you he let em
☃︎ sing and plays music for her all the time
☃︎ when someone says something like "she has your smile" or "she looks like your eyes" he cries of happiness later
☃︎ calls her his "miracle" or "snowangel"
☃︎ when she has enough hair, he always either puts her in braids or pigtails
☃︎ sometimes feels bad when he comes home early and finds you actually doing work instead of resting
☃︎ she has a little candy cane pacifier that's always around her neck or in her mouth
☃︎ dances with her too
☃︎ when he's staying up late doing work and the baby won't sleep, he let's her stay with him in his office so you can sleep
☃︎ has a little corner in his office with toys so she can be entertained in there
☃︎ he doesn't know it, but sometimes you stay up for hours with her too so HE can get sleep
☃︎ spoils her a shit ton
☃︎ cannot resist her pouting, smile, or puppy dog eyes
☃︎ eventually asks you if yall could make another baby
☃︎ your smirk and wiggle your eyebrows at him he just continues to beg
☃︎ "first we gotta get [daughters name] to sleep through the whole night"
☃︎ if you do agree to have another baby it will be another girl
☃︎ and he's not upset
☃︎ he loves his girls <3
Love him sm
This is adorable 🥰
Art request :3
bernard blushing cause his s/o took his hat off.
Make sure to drink water
