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yan!butcher! ( ˘ ³˘)♥
a/n: yawnn gojo series coming sooonnnn :3
cw: gaslighting, gore (butchered body parts), dead dove, reader is a stereotypical horror movie character, gn!reader, paranoia
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yan!butcher who noticed the new person in town, hauling things out of a truck and moving in to a cottage nearby. he didn't pay attention much, he had a whole business to run! that is, until you showed up at his butchery.
you looked all confused, probably never having to talk to the butcher before and instead grabbing the meat from the shelves. you kept asking him questions about which part was the brisket and which one was the tenderloin. and he'll admit, his heart melted. he gave you a pound of beef and told you the best ways to keep it fresh, he even offered you a discount!
yan!butcher who remembers his mom telling him a way to a person's heart is through the stomach. which makes sense anatomy wise, so it must work with you too! so now he always asks if you're eating well and whatever your answer is you're still getting a pound of meat.
yan!butcher who notices you haven't been visiting lately, did he give so much meat you're stocked for the month that you don't even need to visit him anymore??? he asks some of the locals, and he comes back with the fact you went shopping in the far away mall...with your friends.
why do you even HAVE friends anyways...he's much more fun to be around...even his neighbors have been asking him why he's so gloomy! he has to do something about this! he can't let these..these friends steal you from him!
....looking at one of your friend's corpse, he can't help but think it was too easy. he propped them up at his butcher block, kind of just staring at them as if he didn't know he did it. oh well, he's one step closer to you! maybe he could give you a message, something to show he means business!
...you're terrified when you open the random box left at your doorstep to see your friends' hands and head. what do you do with this?! do you turn it in to the police? the police doesn't seem very capable around these areas...maybe if you ignore it and throw it out it won't be a problem.
then another one, and another one, and you're left with one. you beg them to leave early, not saying why, but you know they're scared too. so now you have no one but yan!butcher. a win for him!
you vent to him about how your friends 'disappeared', and how you're scared you're gonna be next. he only keeps reassuring you that no one would kill you because it'd be a war crime to kill someone so pretty like you. you don't seem comforted.
so...instead...yan!butcher invites you to stay over at his house! just to make sure! you very much reluctantly agree, figuring you have nothing to lose since he seems nice, and he's basically your only friend in town.
he sets up his spare bedroom just for you, remembering that he actually has to wash blankets he doesn't use because it'd be weird. he's very formal about the whole thing, so formal it's kind of endearing and a bit funny in some way?
you settle down, pulling your blankets over, still a bit paranoid, but eventually falling asleep.
if only you paid a little more attention to those cuts.
I bet it's already out there but PLEASE let there be a fic where they all live together in their polycule in domestic bliss please
“The boys” is just what these fuckers have named their polycule.
Kimiko, you hit home mon coeur.
Amen, Butcher.
hiii lina <3
i saw elle, liz, and faith request icons and i'm heavy thinking about changing my theme (again, oops) so could i please trouble you for some billy butcher icons???
no worries if not, angel!!! hope you're having a fab day/evening! <33
hiii smin!! It's so great that you guys are seeing each other requesting icons and deciding to request some too, I'm loving it lol <3 I loved that you asked for Butcher icons and it's no trouble at all!
Here are some icons that I hope you like, and can maybe use some of them. I hope you have a fab day too, angel <33
like/reblog if you save it. 🪐 please give credits <3
billy butcher season 4 icons ★
Thank you Dan Rice for contributing to The B.C. Butcher!!!
i need him to take me in a full nelson and call me a good girl
i need Billy Butcher in a way that's concerning to feminism
Guyyyyssss Butcher putting you in a full Nelson and keeping a hand on your forehead to keep you upright because he's just so big and thick and the stretch of him nearly has you sobbing and hes just "I've gotcha', Butcher's gotcha', love."
Things are shifting!!!!
So Is anyone else a little worried about this?
Not even a few minutes of screentime and we are already seeing some extremely startling similarities between Homelander and Soldier boy
Lasering the person you loved/though you loved after finding out they had lied to you, Homelander with Madelyn and now SB with countess.
Both of these scenes in the exact same episode.
Either way, I'm very terrified about the implications and possibility that Butcher just released Homelander 1.0.