Dream Smp Technoblade - Blog Posts
Update to the realmeowbah twitter situation: (te// necrophilia, cringe, death) "i dont support necrophilia, be nice and kawaii, i am just supporting the dead youtuber". .....No, you're supporting necrophilia because you posted "haha he's dead lol now i get to fuck his corpse".... how is that "not supporting necrophilia"?
When i read the tweet, all I read was "oh dont cancel me uwu im just an innocent smol beanu who said id fuck a dead body of a famous youtuber who died of cancer but im not being necrophilic because im just a kawaii beanu who can do no wrong uwu owo"
I'm trying so hard not to say anything offensive, but I'm cringing so hard and probably close to puking up all my organs like a fucking frog. I can't believe people like this exist, I just can't believe it.
PLEASE. For the love of whatever fucking god you believe in, GO REPORT THEM. PLEASE. This is ridiculous!
SILLY‼️
without lighting
a list of my silly headcanons because vinnie told me too hehehe
(theyre all dream smp, dont expect anything more from me)
1. tubbo is hard of hearing due to, yknow, being shot with a firework. he can still hear good enough to hold a conversation because thats easier to write
2. ghostbur uses they/it pronouns because i felt like it
3. techno drinks an unhealthy amount of coffee
4. wilbur is always arson-hungry
5. tubbo and ranboo are both insomniacs and they bond over their shared sleep deprivation
6. tommy is colourblind. purely because i think its funny
7. techno needs reading glasses
8. wilbur is nearsighted
7. phil cant see glass because he’s a bird. thats why theres no glass in technos house
8. tubbos last eye socket is just gone. its not there
9. ranboo has cat vision
10. tubbo is chronically anxious
11. tommy can’t do math
12. techno once threw wilbur off a cliff. not related to lore i just thought it was funny
13. tubbo has a terrible sense of balance. he falls way too much
14. ranboo has really good handwriting while tubbo does not
15. tommy and tubbo both have permanent tremors. theyre just always there. it makes writing very difficult
thats all i can remember rn hehehehe