Gaylor Swift - Blog Posts

how do you listen to this and not think karlie kloss at the eras tour 3 weeks postpartum ??

i saw this on tiktok and decided to post it here...so you are telling me that #83000 is MAROON ? this woman never stops 8/3

i miss it when they were so painfully obvious :(

Swifties start crying because it dawns on them that Taylor is already pushing them in the right direction. Isn't it funny to watch?

Hey! Yes and als no lolll. The YES CAPITAL LETTERS YES is for the 'fans' (hetlors - the name says it all;)) with their keyboard courage - the lowlifes who feel the need to bully/dox/harrass people because they probably have a sadass life themselves. they caged her for years and years. I'm not a violent person but f* off. Go live on a planet far far away from here and don't ever come back.

Then there's the people brainwashed by society to believe that comphet is the way to go. I truly believe that most of these people won't have a problem with taylor finally getting her humanity back.

Look i don't know taylor personally (obviously hahaha) but maybe she'll try to ghost the first group, phase them out (no f* clue how) - she could release an acid rock record for example lmao to refresh the fandom a bit - the real fans will pick up on it being a bit - cause at this point this woman has made so many good records that she has more than enough credit to do something unhinged crazy! But then again... the stupidity of these parasocial delulu's is impressive. Watching the TTPD set on the eras tour made m want to scratch my eyeballs out. so hmm don't know actually.

it's a tough coockie to crack but i do hope she knows how many people will have her back no matter what. And that we're here to stay.

BUT YES THESE ASSHOLES - I'M READY FOR IT!

just don't be an asshole in life and let people live - how difficult is it?ps short answers ain't my thing;)

“i never quit caring” -😂😂😂- “i just can’t quit you”

the queering of taylor swift

“not only does a queer reading of folklore further validate all the earlier queer readings of many of swift’s other songs, it also opens up possibilities for more nuanced, equally rewarding readings of swift’s songs”

🙌 THIS 🙌

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From Kaylor to Folklore: How Taylor Swift became a gay icon

Fans love to speculate about Taylor Swift’s queerness. Folklore only bolsters their theories.

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just call it the kayloring of taylor swift

who here wrote this article about Tay and Kar 👀?,

i know

old news

late to the party

completely missed this article though

and i thought i had seen

every fucking single tree in these woods

before finally seeing daylight

still convinced that my google searches 😂

made me never ever hear from TS™️ again

after them telling me to wait for the next steps

so taylor if you do decide to do a concert tour asp

flip the algorithm please

like full reverse

🌈 -🔄-🌈

“the gaylor pride tour” or whatever

call it what you want

but take your time

we’re not going anywhere ✌️

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folkmore

Coney Island

The question pounds my head

"What's a lifetime of achievement?"

If I pushed you to the edge

But you were too polite to leave me

And do you miss the rogue

Who coaxed you into paradise and left you there?

Will you forgive my soul

When you're too wise to trust me and too old to care?

'Cause we were like the mall before the Internet

It was the one place to be

The mischief, the gift wrapped suburban dreams

Sorry for not winning you an arcade ring

And I'm sitting on a bench in Coney Island

wondering where did my baby go?

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Coney Island Baby

And the straightest dude I ever knew

was standing right for me, all the time

So I had to play football for the coach

And I wanted to play football for the coach

When you're all alone and lonely

In your midnight hour

And you find that your soul

It has been up for sale

And you're getting to think about

All the things that you done

And you're getting to hate

Just about everything

But remember the princess who lived on the hill

Who loved you even though she knew you was wrong

And right now she just might come shining through

And the

Glory of love

Glory of love

Glory of love, just might come through

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“and obviously aaron dessner is in the national

and he has completely changed my life”

same girl same

Cowboy like me - again 🤠

breaking in to the closet

“this is every girls dream”

👆?!

every girls dream?

IN THE VOGUE CLOSET

like

VOGUE VOGUE

karlie you sure?! 😂

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——— although i think that your ‘man’

wouldn’t mind

if you’d bring a few shirts back home

(pictures from gaylor reddit x)

and you know what they say abt gal pals

sharing clothes

well.. that you are just the best of best friends. roommates. but definitely not more than that. normal girls being normal.

what they actually meant was: lovers, soulmates, girlfriends.

but hey let’s not speculate - gay 😤 - iew - whatever 🫠✌️.

..with this song

and just a couple more albums after that

but who’s counting?

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a game

end team

a line of poetry that you vaguely remember.. does a random episode of himym also count as poetry? disney plus is a field filled with landmines

or goldmines that's up to you to decide

83

Britney Spears guest appearence

SWAMPS

Robin (is hot)

childhood - dad - booy/girl

'wanting' children theme

barney’s playbook

also I don’t watch a show to get a sad ass ending

we have real life for that

purple giraffes

sandcastles (in the sand)

Canada

dad jokes

Robin is from Vancouver, Canada ERAS TOUR Vancouver, CA - BC Place Fri, Dec 6, 2024 Sat, Dec 7, 2024 Sun, Dec 8, 2024

i'm too tired for this shit loll.. should've know better (again)

your Q&A's (of all of you), i can't

——— addendum - cause girl… “poetry” you could’ve just called it watching the same tv shows growing up it would’ve saved me a lot of time.

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——— ‘watched a lot of tv and drank a lot of wine’

i bet you did 😂 no proof not much - right lmao

okay so in my life everything kind of feels accidental

no clue why i opened this playlist today - doesn’t really matter

i just stumble from one situation into the next 🫠

not a mastermind like @daisyswift3

but eddy boy - you crushed my soul with this mv!

(gave me brain freeze first by letting ron weasly play you 😅)

hop the fence - join the club

step into the daylight

or not

but we got you

no fame = less restricted humanity

it’s a ‘b’ not an ‘h’

of course you did taylor 🧡💙

if we let the sad kids be sad

so that they can make music for the sad kids

then we’ll never brake the cycle

comfort does not equal happiness

🧩🍂🍁

Ok I could be completely wrong and seeing patterns that aren’t there (it wouldn’t be the first time) but I think Ed Sheeran and Sabrina Carpenter might come out tomorrow. I think they’re the next dominoes to cascade or FALL after Shawn Mendes. Let me explain

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Shawn Mendes Addresses 'Truth' About Sexuality at Colorado Show: 'I'm Trying to Be Really Brave'

The dominoes cascaded in a line, 'cause baby WE are the New Romantics It has begun. Welcome to the beginning of the end. We hang back, it'

The 10th and 11th 🎃 messages -> Oct (10) and Nov (11) -> “the turn of the decade beFALLs the facade” -> “it was the end of a decade (the end of Oct or 10th month) but the start of an age” -> Change -> revolution/The Hunger Games ⚡️🏹😈🎯🔥 -> HALLOWEEN COSTUMES in the 11th 🎃 message -> Ed's gay little monkey meme costume and Elton John esque pfp (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road) and Sabrina's Tinkerbell costume 🧚 (Tinkerbell connects to the Peter Pan metaphor, growing up = coming out of the closet 🚪) (Sabrina is the one on the rollercoaster 🎢) -> Enchanted Forest and fairy wings 🧚 in 10th 🎃 message (OUT Of The Woods, “screaming color 🌈,” “somber woodland fairies”) -> “I hope your Halloween is enchanted” in 14th 🎃 message -> passing the torch/relay race/Paris Olympics/Nothing New, “she’ll know the way and then she’ll say she got the map from me” // “my bare hands paved their paths,” (x) -> Death with Dignity in Gracie’s playlists // Die With A Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars // funerals 🖤 // my tears ricochet eras tour performance and visuals // Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Soft album cover which is her free falling out of a closet door and drowning in the deep end (the deep end in Gracie’s Risk and Under/Over, Lizzy’s Pushing It Down and Praying, “softer, harder, in between”, Gregory’s Mistakes, Guilty as Sin?, “you’ve made your bed now lie in it”) -> Castles Crumbling (PLURAL bc multiple artists’ castles are crumbling in this mass coming out, there’s an intentional ‘s typo which connects it to the “i’s” in the 14th 🎃 message and to all the other intentional glitches/errors) -> Lizzy’s All Falls Down -> Jump Then Fall -> Birds of a Feather/The Albatross -> 2nd 🎃 message -> Gregory’s The Fall and Before the Sun (55 mile signs and Gaga’s Smile being changed to sMILE on Spotify) (x) -> All Too Well (Sad Girl Autumn Version) bc autumn is FALL 🍂🍁 -> “autumn leaves FALLING DOWN like PIECES INTO PLACE” 🧩 -> “and all the pieces fall right into place” -> “and just like clockwork the dominoes cascaded in a line” -> Gracie’s Cool, “I'm actin' bored, it's my right, after all the love that you bombed” -> “tick tick tick of love bombs” -> tick tick tick BOOM 🧨🌋🕰️ (TNT, the reticent volcano) -> going back to the Halloween costumes, Taylor was dressed as a squirrel and there was Project Acorn bc the mass coming out movement (The Story of Us/The Manuscript/the film) is “nuts” lol (x) -> Ed Sheeran’s insta having an acorn and 🍂 for his Autumn Variations album -> Run ft Ed Sheeran (the relay race metaphor) -> Red being a FALL 🍂🍁 album

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Passed Down Like Folk Songs

I just realized she put that song in this playlist as well. I think she made this playlist for her first eras rain show which was also the l

I think this all ties into the election too hence all the red, white, and blue and 4th of July easter eggs lately 🇺🇸 (Gregory’s Before the Sun mentions the 4th of July). And I think that’s why Karlie (Miss Americana, KARma) wore the Kill Bill costume 👀 -> Better Than Revenge Spotify canvas and TSMWEL eras tour visuals -> shattering glass ceilings -> “The Mountain: ‘You can say I like girls or boys; So call it what you want, call it what you want’” in the anon message -> Coldplay’s iAAM (i Am A Mountain): “I got this feeling that the ceiling is for bursting through…I got this feeling I can summon up lightning…Everyone taking aim, Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain” -> “Dear reader when you aim at the devil make sure you don’t miss” ⚡️🏹😈🎯🔥 -> The Archer/Katniss

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Passed Down Like Folk Songs

THIS IS GENIUS. iAAM -> AIM -> Ready aim fire -> “Dear reader, when you aim at the devil make sure you don’t miss” -> glass ceilings shatter

“birds of a feather we should stick together”

i used to skip class in high school to go to concerts

and pinned the tickets on my bedroom door

(which is kind of stupid come to think of it now)

(if you don’t want your parents to find out somehow)

didn’t allow me to go and see placebo

went to muse without telling

2003

i was fifteen

badass 😂

a note my dad wrote in a book he gave me

jonathan franzen - freedom

ripped the page out

because i had to leave the book behind

somewhere in australia

a backpack ain’t a hogwards trunk 🫠

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“like a bird on a wire”

Conversation with friend(s) - recycled

....

….

…

TAYLOR f*cking ALISON SWIFT

🤯🤯🤯🤯

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

i’m scared

this is starting to feel like a never ending fever dream

or more like a (girlfriend in) a coma

it’s serious i know

but please take us with you when you go

GUYS!

i might be late to the party…

…but guess at what time taylor woke up to record the vocals for folklore?

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ehm, no not really?! 8.30 sounds reasonable 🤷‍♀️

it’s not like driving around at midnight without your headlights on

making your midnights your afternoons

or still being awake at 3 am?

you could be standing in the mirror at 4 am

talking to yourself

so yeah all things considered..

8.30 - a perfect time to wake up if you ask me

now and forevermore ☀️

Karlos, the woman you are!

Florence + Taylor

Two kings

Ruling the kingdom tonight (again)

🩷💜💙

We gotcha Taylor 🫶🫶🫶

Call the amateurs

Cut 'em from the team

Ditch the clowns, get the crown

Step into the daylight

And let it go

Let it go

‘Don’t believe everything you read’

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Ah cute - these three 'former' friends... share a similar taste in music.

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Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

I wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

So all you kids can sneak into my house with all the cobwebs I'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all said? That I'll sue you if you step on my lawn That I'm fearsome and I'm wretched and I'm wrong

Put narcotics into all of my songs And that's why you're still singing along

Karlie Elizabeth BETTY Kloss!

Taylor Alison JAMES Swift!

Please, I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. It’s ruining my life 😭

I can’t listen to ‘random’ music anymore without you two koincidencing (yes – I just decided that it’s a verb).

I've had some tricks up my sleeve Takes one to know one You're a cowboy like me

‘a cross in poetry, born from the same story’

intertwined, interlaced, interconnected

When delusion becomes reality...

'come along, the water's great, jump in, we're all mad here' - Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fallon (2021)

You could’ve warned us that the risk is drowning though.

Asking for a friend how many tortured poets does your department roughly have, Taylor?

...that’s just how it works. that’s how you get the girl. imgonnagetHERback.

Isn’t fall great? ✨ 🎭

karliekloss via Instagram: Looking forward to fall 💙✨

Karlie Kloss. Just a weird tall alien 👽

it’s giving

small talk big love, don‘t you smile at me and ask me how i‘ve been, now i get fake niceties

I’m so glad to see her speak up about this, as it is awful this is what so many swifties have been speculating on too. Hopefully they’ll listen this time.

An aunt of mine had the nerve to ask my mother if she’s “excited to have grand babies running around” while we were at my grandma’s memorial of all places, so I’ve felt very connected to this issue this year. It’s not like she knows this part, but I don’t even have a partner. Also this was after I came out as aroace, so.

thank you for saying this yet again taylor!

In their defense it was really hard to tell on stream. But editing it is straight up wild.

I am kind of surprised she didn’t mention Mother’s Day in any way.

https://x.com/ttpd89/status/1789771245652721859?s=46&t=LGcNQeROk2Xvik2vAJqzmA

those aren’t even the chiefs colors after all wtf lol

You’re right, it was hard to tell on the livestream. People will see what they want but it actually looks more like sunset colors to me.

I have thoughts

April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com

I am unwell from these surprise songs. Watching the stream and freaking out.

I screeched and kicked my feet and accidentally spooked my cat.

The year is 2023? What year? Unless I’m reading way too much into this.

We crashed through walls with her, and now we’re breaking into vaults for her. 😎💥 I Can See You Music Video starring Joey King, Taylor Lautner, and Presley Cash is out now. (Yes, the year is 2023.) Watch now! 🖼️

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Taylor Swift - I Can See You (Official Music Video)

Go to Taylor Swift - I Can See You (Official Music Video).

I got a boyfriend, he’s older than us. He’s in the club doing idk what. You’re so cool it makes me hate you so much </3