Geraskier - Blog Posts

geraskier commissions for @MoonSera ! a belleteyn one and a modern au featuring cat!roach ❤️

I want Jaskier to put Geralt on his lap and give him forehead kisses, they both deserve that

I'm sensing a pattern here 🤔

for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully

Just finished sirens of the deep. Anyways- season one geraskier vibes the entire movie. I didn't realise how much a missed them. Still hate Netflix, but God damn, i was pretty happy with the movie

Would you guys read a geraskier fanfic where Jaskier is originally one of the gods from Elden Ring, another child of Marika, and was a member of the roundtable hold alongside Melina?

Idk man. I read a fic where Jaskier was from elden ring like years ago, and I just remembered while I was playing elden ring the other day. And like, it's such a cool idea and I don't remember anything about this fic, I'm literally just trying to think of a good story.

Imma be so honest. Making Jaskier/Dandelion bi, makes sense. Like. Before I even got into the witcher when I first had any introduction to his character I thought he was queer. "Oh but he's a womanizier." Okay? Never said he wasn't. But he definitely also gets into the pants of said women's husbands aswell. Books? Bi. Games? Bi. Show? Bi. Hexer? Bi.

Man, dandelion/jaskier is so so queer. Take a good look in the mirror and then come back and tell me I'm wrong.

I can go into a more detailed rant if anyone would wanna read it all. Lol

I haven't posted alot cause I keep losing track of time and it's been a hot minute since I've posted my own stiff on here. What's up gang💪💪

I wanna write desperately. please, please send me fanfic ideas to write for geraskier

I will forever be salty that when Geralt woke up at the beginning of S3: EP8, Jaskier wasn’t asleep with his head on his chest or lap. 

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO- THEY DIDN’T!! Jaskier sadly singing a love song clearly meant for/about Geralt, after putting to bed the child of the man he loves. THEN RADOVID SHOWS UP?!! OMFG??

HOLY FUCK NO- THE WAY JASKIER’S FACE FUCKING DROPPED WHEN JENNIFER PUT HER HANDS ON GERALT’S FACE!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

NOW JASKIER IS MEETING MORE OF GERALT’S FAMILY?? OMFG THEY ARE FLIRTINNGG!!! AAAAHHHHH!!

DID THEY JUST GIVE GERASKIER THE GOAT TREATMENT?? MAKE JASKIER OF ALL PEOPLE SAY THAT IT’S JUST “PLATONIC”???? UM?? SIR?? HELLO???

Only to IMMEDIATELY give Jaskier an ACTUAL male love interest?? THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE CANON?? THEY ARE CALLING IT A CRUSH!!

We love to see Jaskier being recognized as a genuine threat, hell yeah, take shit into your own hands!! SEDUCE THAT PRINCE TO HELP UR *NOT* BOYFRIEND!!

DID JASKIER JUST GET A LOVE TRIANGLE?!

My boy is still pining over Geralt, and there have been multiple mentions of him using the word “love” in reference to Geralt. So we definitely gonna get an unrequited love thing here. 

Then there’s the prince dude (don’t remember his name, but u know the one), who is now pining over Jaskier. But Jaskier is now trying to worm out of it, but he mostly seems surprised by his affections (which is really sad, to be honest). 

My guess, from where I am now (S3: EP2), is that Jaskier is going to choose Geralt, despite knowing his it’s unrequited love. Then, during his sneaking around with the prince, he will be cautious, but will eventually let his guard down. As he warms up to (seemingly) genuine affections, and someone who is trying to be his friend first (not the other way around for once). But the prince dude will be evil, or try to harm Geralt and the crew. But I don’t think he’ll want to hurt Jaskier, as I do think he has a genuine interest in him. 

Might add to this more later, but that’s all I have rn. 

I take that all back, Geralt is being a little bitch again. Got to attached to his bard, now he’s leaving to “save him” 😒

okay, can I be one of the first ones to say that I LOVE how Geralt is actually thanking Jaskier for his help, he’s making sure to let him know that his efforts are appreciated! This is a huge step from the previous seasons, and after how the second season treated Jaskier. I will admit that I was nervous for this one, but so far I’m loving how much of a more active role Jaskier is playing in the story! 

also, Geralt calling him “Jask” actually got me squealing

[MASTERPOST] I drew their first meeting ages ago, and nowadays I love to draw Jaskier as a bamf (as is it is further along the story), but never forget that this is the Jaskier Geralt initially met and fell in love with befriended!

In the books, wouldn't have half the problems if Geralt understood the concept of polyamory

jaskier : ladies and gentlemen i give you my new song about the white wolf, geralt of rivia!

tavern goers :

jaskier : i hear you're alive

jaskier : how disappointing

everyone in the tavern :

Bounce a Coin Off Your Witcher

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Henlo friends in The Witcher fandom!

I know I’ve shown up rather late to this fan space, but I’ve developed a nasty Geraskier brainrot recently and, well… you see what happened.

Will I draw more Witcher nonsense? Absolutely.

Also, I designed his adorable little doublet myself, complete with buttercup embroidery.

is it so wrong of me to want all three seasons of The Witcher to be re-shot to focus solely on Geralt and Jaskier?

and also for it to be significantly gayer???

i just want monster-of-the-week with Geralt and Jaskier plodding around the Continent bitching at each other like an old married couple and giving each other sponge baths with maximum sexual tension, thanks. i mean plot is cool or whatever, but i could take it or leave it.

i'm gonna have to do some Geraskier fanart soon to assuage my yearning, clearly

Ok so I've finally finished watching The Witcher (Zaklínač)

and......... I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT

The actors, costumes and the CGI were fantastic, but I was also blown away by the soundtracks and by Jaskiers songs.

I heard Toss the coin & Burn Butcher in multiple languages and I would like to say that every dubbed version is beautiful.

I like to watch movies and TV shows in their original languages but I decided to watch The Witcher in the Czech dubb. And I wasn't disappointed.

And also you know me..... I really adore Jaskier. He's such a sweetheart ❤️ I really want him to be save and to Geralt to protect him at all cost.

So I hope that at the end of this show we will get a wedding between Jaskier and Geralt. Honestly they deserve it.

Just look at them.....

They are destined to be together!!

Anyway thanks for reading this post and sharing my love for The Witcher series and Geraskier 🖤

These are my favorite TV shows so far......

and I'm sure there will be more in the future.

1. Supernatural

2. Hannibal

3. The boys

4. Vikings

5. Gotham

6. Hemlock Grove

7. The Punisher

8. Kingdom

And I also want to see The Witcher

Every fanfiction I've read so far....

Adorable dorks and their grumpy but protective boyfriends

"b-but that ship is toxic 🥺🥺🥺" would it also be toxic if i lit you on fire right now

Shout out to people who also play imaginary scenarios in their head with their otp when trying to sleep

listen I don’t discriminate... friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, enemies to friends to lovers, friends to enemies to lovers, as long as it ends in lovers i’m down with it all babey

they way you win is by having Jaskier the longest. Lambert once had him for six months, and no one has been able to beat that because Geralt has figured out their little game, so he makes sure to get to Jaskier as soon as possible

One year, as a prank on Geralt, everyone at Kaer Morhen decided to play a game they called "Pass the Bard."

The game starts in spring when one person has to locate Jaskier before Geralt does. They then travel with Jaskier until they encounter another witcher, whom they pass the Bard to.

The objective is to keep Jaskier away from Geralt for as long as possible.

imagine s3 geralt getting his ass kicked then he gets knocked out and he wakes up to the people who just kicked his ass fighting someone else (there are at least six of them)

and theyre at a distance and his vision is still blurred so he cant see much, he just sees blood flying and hears grunts and cries of pain and cant exactly tell whos winning

then he sits up right when its down to two people and he can finally see when one of those people stabs the other in the neck with a dagger and

its jaskier.

jaskier.

and jaskier rushes over to him and the man barely has blood on him, as if he'd ever let his expensive clothes get permanently stained, and starts untying geralt and asking if hes okay and geralts looking all bewildered and jaskier notices and hes like

"what? did you think i wouldn't benefit from all those training sessions you forced me through?" jaskier asks, completely nonchalant, barely out of breath like he didn't just take down half a dozen men. "thank you for that by the way, really came in handy"

and geralt realizes in that moment

his best friend is insane