Ghastling - Blog Posts
More muted alternative...
Once there were dragons, though they may not look quite as you expected
Once there were dragons, though they may not look quite as you expected
i really like these lil fellas
you had no right to make me cry... but now I'm ugly sobbing ty :(
imagine you’re a tiny thing. your mama is big and strong so you follow her everywhere. she’s very strong, which is why when she falls asleep on the floor you sit with her. you sit with her until she starts to fall apart. but its ok because she’s strong. and then you get really, really, really thirsty, and you think if you sleep it’ll be okay. and then you wake up surrounded by water and you see a face beyond the water and its blurry and you dont know how to feel about it so you go back to sleep and then you keep seeing the face beyond the water and they talk to you in soft words you dont understand and you’re still so small and confused but you know the face beyond the water is helping you. maybe it loves you. but you’re a tiny thing. and then one day you decide you’ve had enough water, and then you start to move. and you see the face beyond the water, who is so happy to see you and they do something you’ve never seen a face do, their mouth curls at the end in a smile and youve never seen it so you do it too and you keep doing it because you love the face beyond the water so much and they love you too and they’re strong like mama and they feed you and pet you and love you and one day you grow so big they can ride you. and they make you a hat and goggles to protect your eyes and they show you all sorts of wonderful things and YES this is about the happy ghast from minecraft im OBSESSED
The happy ghast is brethren to the battle bus in this essay I will
He was forced to eat microplastics. Poor guy :[
I feel the need to do this I am sorry Mineblr 💔.
the experience of a lifetime
I use Minecraft on the Switch so I finally got that experimental update with the HAPPY GHASTS OMG THEY’RE SO CUTE AND SO HAPPY GRRRRRRR I LOVE THEM KYAAAAAHAHAHAHA
IT’S SO FUN USING THEM IN CREATIVE MODE WTH?!
GUHHH! More Minecrafttttt
I love these little big guys!
I want to make a anthro version so I will most definitely do that!
When i get them im calling them Tofu and Marshmallow
...she'll grow into it
I don't know if you saw Minecraft live yet but I had a silly idea that popped up in my head
Jax getting very emotional over the ghast babies and the implications that the ghast are suffering in the nether alongside with their babies
I did see it, I watched the live when it came out.
And.. Yeah, I think that’s a fun thought.
Let's talk about possible uses for the dried ghast!
-Lampshade
-Lawn gnome
-Toaster
-Plushie to sit on my shelf
-Rock for landscaping
-Put him in trees as a weird alien fruit
-Back to toaster, you see the resemblance right?
-Stepping stones in pond
-Outlet/plug
(your honor this is a joke)
coughcoughprobablycough
I have cried about him no less than 3 times today
Did the soulsand dry him out??? Did his mommy abandon him??? Are those his mom’s bones and he got dried out waiting for her??? Do ghasts shrink if they cry too much? Why do ghasts eat snowballs if they’re from a no-water environment? Are ghasts from the overworld originally and that’s why there’s fossils there too?
Also the implication of people using the dried ghasts as building blocks? NO! YOU PUT THAT POOR BABY IN WATER RN I SWEAR
"Hello Stanley... Have you forgiven me yet?, I hope yes... I'm sorry about everything..."
Yes, I'm still alive, I just needed a break. I hope you'll forgive me. And I brought you this happy yogurt. Well, yeah. It won me over too.
he went in the air fryer
baby
Unbothered. Moisturizing. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CRY TO KEEP THEIR BABIES FROM DEHYDRATING!!???!!??!
Unbothered. Moisturizing. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing
