Gollum - Blog Posts
there is a little voice in my head that occasionally says "my precious" in gollum's voice
what are people's ACTUAL thoughts on gollum/smeagol bc his backstory is so sad BUT the first part of lotr 3 was ICKYYYY
Me: why does my back hurts so much?
Also me whenever I sew for more than 5 minutes:
My last LOTR post did SO WELL! Here's more!!
Love y'all <3
Both have an invaluable powerful artifact.
personally i believe that yoda and gollum are more similar than people think
School doodles from last week because I simply got bored and I'm struggling to be noticed here 💔
Writing the Bilbo and Gollum meet was cool because I got to write Bilbo as the Hobbit I headcanon with the tail etc
But I also wrote Gollum as the Hobbit Child he never grew up from after getting the ring.
Writing the parallel with Bilbo (in this particular story) going feral because of reasons I won’t spoil, and Gollum who is literally already feral and more creature then hobbit at this point, was amazing, fighting like absolute animals.
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warner bros didnt like this one
If Gollum from Lord of The Rings was a dog he would be a crusty white dog.
What’s the most embarrassing thing yall have gotten gender/species envy from, I’ll go first.
Gollum. Specifically the way he was able to crawl around. No I’m not kidding. How does this happen.
who i would let borrow my car in lord of the rings:
boromir- would likely take it to a car wash and fill up the tank for me afterwards. no questions asked and the keys are in his hand before he finishes his sentence.
gimli- would change my tires for me. a bit worried about him off roading but he’d take care of it. it’s extremely likely that he also took it through the car wash but not out of politeness but because he got it caked with dirt and mud while driving.
elrond- i’m willing to bet my life on this man being a reliable driver. he could get negative traffic tickets- as in, the cops pull him over just to tell him how good of a three point turn that was. this man is married to the turn signals.
sam- there might be dirt and dog hair left over for weeks but yeah i’d trust him. he probably just needs the trunk space for a dresser he found on the side of the road.
who in lord of the rings i do not trust with my car:
gollum- yeah obviously he’d drive it into the swamp in .2 seconds. this little fucker does not follow road laws or any laws. the second gollum takes my car i know its over.
gandalf- i do not know how one sends an automotive on a quest but im pretty sure my car is in moria rn and i’m never seeing it again
legolas- has the biggest passenger princess energy i’ve ever seen. would total my car immediately after going diagonal across the highway because he saw a cool tree
thranduil- like father like son. passenger princess who has not been behind the wheel for decades. would guilt trip me into giving him a ride before even asking to borrow my car. gets pulled over for having a whole ass wine bottle in the cupholder.
pippin- there would be peanut butter stuck in the console for months and i’d be finding loose snacks and trinkets in my seats years afterwards. also strikes me as the type to be obsessed with the radio to the point of reckless driving
Lord of the Rings
thoughts
Gollum: My precious!
The one ring: oh god, not this one again.
*The ring jumps into the lava to get away from Gollum*
