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Tokyo revengers basic NSFW headcannons pt. 1
characters- Mikey, Draken, Mitsuya, Baji, Kazutora, Chifuyu, Hakkai, Nahoya, Souya, Hanma, Kisaki
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Mikey-
Packing a respectable 5.8 inches, with a light pink tip and a couple of small bluish purple vains that aren't really noticeable unless he's painfully hard, he doesn't really curve to one side or the other, but he has a subtle upward curve. He doesn't strike me as the type who tries too hard with grooming, but he at least tries every now and again. But the hairs down there are the same pretty strawberry blonde as his hair, pretty thin and a little wispy with a slight curl towards the end.
Draken-
PUH-LEASE. This boy is fucking HUNG and he knows how to use it too. Curves hard left as well. He doesn't have the most experience as I can't imagine him sleeping around much, but he's heard the girls at the brothel complain enough that he generally knows what to do and what not to do. 7.9 inches holy GAWD. I think he stays pretty on top of grooming, manscapes at least once every other week. Also blonde, but I think he's got more curls than Mikey. Definitely a lot thicker. Also, completely random, but I feel like he'd totally fuck with coconut body wash and shampoo.
Mitsuya-
Another man who's got a rather mid-sized length, I'd say probably like 5.4. The prettiest pinkish lavender tip, and oh my god I mean it when I say this man's cock is beautiful. It deserves to be worshipped. Not all that big, BUT he makes up for it by knowing all the sweet spots. Not to mention he's the KING of foreplay and aftercare. He for sure stays on top of his grooming game, he can't stand feeling like he looks sloppy. He's got a pretty tuft of curly white hair right at the base of his dick, very well maintained and usually actually smells pretty good. Again, this man is on top of his hiegene and he wants all of him to smell good and look good at all times. (Not that he could ever look bad)
Baji-
I'd guess about 6.3 in size for him, and his tip is red and angry like his face (I'm joking. Mostly, but he does get painfully hard very quickly) there's a thick ass pinkish vein that runs from base to tip, and he will full body shiver if you lick the whole thing. I'm sorry, but I cannot for the life of me imagine that this man gives a singular fuck about grooming down under. He might trim a little or shave on occasion, but that's only if it gets annoying. However, his hair is effortlessly shiny and beautiful no matter where it is on his body. I have no idea how he does it. But, if it bugs you, he would (begrudgingly) start manscaping more often.
Kazutora-
LITTLE DICK SUPREMACY
Okay- little known fact, but I kind of have a thing for subby guys with little dicks, that and I want to give some variety so I'm not making them all unrealistically huge. So I'm gonna say this man sits at about 4.2. Not rediculously small, but definitely not big either. But it's okay, because he'd much rather be under you anyways. Slightly unrelated but this boy has trust issues so please be kind to him, hold his hand and tell him how good he's being, he will absolutely start crying. Never really even thought about his hair down there, never paid any mind to it, and probably wouldn't unless you brought it up. But I see him being super understanding and chill with it if you want him to groom more often.
Chifuyu-
Another one on the slightly smaller side, probably only around 4.5 to 4.6 with a sort of muted pink tip. He's actually kind of self conscious about it, so he's a bit sensitive if you make fun of him for it, but he'll fold instantly if you praise him in any way, shape, or form. I feel like he's the type to get all embarrassed and blushy super easily despite trying to play it cool. Would not admit he's a bottom out loud but everyone can pretty much tell anyways. Honestly pretty clean, I feel like pubes might bug him. He might try to keep a small tuft down there just because he feels it's more masculine, but I'd reckon he'd prefer it clean shaven. Less of a hassle and it doesn't get on his nerves that way.
Hakkai-
Oh, this poor sweet boy. So much dick that he has no idea how to use 🥺 I can't imagine him topping for the life of me, so it's almost adorable how his monstrous 8.3 inches just hangs there uselessly hanging as he gets pounded into his next life, squealing like a little bitch, whimpering and whining and pleading and- *AHEM* anyways. I imagine he's pretty alright with grooming, mostly because he super looks up to Mitsuya, who had told him at some point or another that it was important to look clean everywhere. But I don't think he's quite that good at manscaping though to his credit, he does at least try. He's got a decent sized tuft of thick, curly black hair that he trims maybe once a month or so when he remembers. But he'd get better about it in a heartbeat if you asked him to and gave him some basic block of instruction. Smells like vanilla though, so there's that.
Nahoya-
Nahoya's got a relatively solid 6.2, with a slight curve to the left and a pale tip. I feel like he'd probably be more experienced with it than his brother, even though his twin is a little bigger. He just strikes me as much more of the playboy type. (Probably gets hard after a good fight, I don't make the rules) super duper curly hair down there, ginger just like the hair on his head. Probably keeps it moderately well groomed. Enough to be presentable for the ladies (and the lads-)
Souya-
Similar to his brother (no shit they're identical twins) but with slight differences. For starters, he's ever so slightly bigger, measuring up to about 6.6, and he curves pretty hard right instead of slight left. He's not too experienced, but he strikes me as a rather quick learner. He doesn't normally care to groom all that much, but after getting into a relationship, especially if you guys are sexually active, he will actually start to manscape on occasion. Also super duper curly hair, but it's light blue instead of ginger, again matching his hair.
Hanma-
(Definitely gets INSTANTLY rock hard after a good fight, I don't make the rules) 7.9, same as Draken, difference is that Hanma has less girth. A tall, skinny dick for a tall, skinny boy. But he knows how to break you and he will go hard when he's domming. Or alternatively, when he's in the mood to sub, he gets a little bratty (just give his cock a rough squeeze and he'll shut right up) dark brown almost black hair, thick and curly. Contrary to popular belief I feel like he would put at least some effort into grooming, though he does forget sometimes.
Kisaki-
Oh, this boy. Solid middle of the road (just like his height- jk this boy short asf) but I think he'd have maybe around a 5.3 or 5.4 length wise. Pretty average around too, not particularly skinny but not particularly girthy either. Would absolutely fight you for dominance every time, and lose every time. This boy would rather die than ever admit he's a bottom, and he's 100% a brat until you edge him to the point he's sobbing. DEFINITELY clean. Well kept, grooms just about every day to every other day, and I feel like there's a fifty fifty chance he also dyes his pubes blonde. I can see him doing that. But this man hates being dirty at all. And tell me why I feel like his hipster ass smells like pumpkin spice all year round? All in all, a well kept, bratty little bitch.
with a Zenin Maki fem! reader // baji + chifuyu + hakkai
request — Hiii I saw your requests are open, so can I request a maki zenin reader x Baji, Chifuyu, and Hakkai. I love your work by the way.❤️ But make it maki zenin after the Shibuya incident arc. She has scars all over her body, face, and arms and hair is short.
genre — headcanons, fluff???
warnings — mention of scars (fight and fire)
A. N — reader is in Toman
¡! Baji Keisuke ¡!
he remembered you different, less intimidating than now
that doesn't mean you weren't intimidating before, but not in this level
he thinks your scars are veeeryyy cool
will ask you what happened to you in private
lots of training together
amazed by the strength you've gained
will do those work outs challenges with you but fails half way through
starts to be very careful with fire since your scars are from that and doesn't want to be disrespectful in any way
¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡!
¡! Matsuno Chifuyu ¡!
helps you with bandages and gives you the best ointment in the world
genuinely worried for you physical AND mental health
you were a whole different person before and now you are all wounded
you have a Chifuyu by your side so forget about getting conscious of your scars
will praise you even more, if you were already badass before now you are like a godess to him
he cheers you in training, and sometimes does it with you, he ends up very tired tho
likes to be with you in gyms, everyone looks at you two
👏🏼im👏🏼pre👏🏼ssed👏🏼
¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡!
like how are you able to hit so hard
compares your strength to Taiju's (you win)
is amazed by your ability to handle weapons
super shy because you are a woman
¡! Shiba Hakkai ¡!
talks with you very ocassionally
one time hee touched one of your biceps and you could sware he almost fainted
curious about your work out routine and will be in the challenges you are in but will never tell you
likes to go to fights with you because you always win
gives you tips for treating your wounds, personal experience
you once fought Taiju and his face was like :O the whole time (like in that pannel where Yuzuha confesses her feelings towards Take), you won 💅🏼
♍︎ Shiba Hakkai ♍︎
— with Gojo Satoru's little sister //
With Gojo Satoru's! younger sister reader // mitsuya + hakkai + baji x fem! reader
request: Hello!! Since ur requests are open, may I request the Toman boys (you can pick who you want to write for) dating headcanons where the reader is Gojo Saturo’s younger sister and who is also a sorcerer?
genre: not fluff but yeah
warnings: curse words, platonic, you know mikey since kids and introduced you to Toman captains, gender only specified in Hakkai's part!, you are a mini fem gojo hehe, not proofread
A.N: yoaimo 💠👄💠 I love jjk so much, this is me trying to pretend I am an entp. Likes and reblogs are deeply appreciated, reposts are not allowed!
Mitsuya Takashi:
he is amazed by the way you look.
he thought he was a bit extravagant with his purple eyes and hair, and his eyebrows but you where on a different level. blue eyes, with white hair, and it was all natural!
looks to you from afar, in his mind he is making outfits for you, and if you want to make them real.
first one to talk to you out of the whole gang
a sweetheart with everyone and you are no exception.
knowing your powers he definitely kept his distance. he once saw you fight with curses and went 😵 you make it seem so easy.
he asked you how it worked and you did told him the basics because he seemed like a very mature boy and thee fact that he could see curses.
¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡!
Shiba Hakkai:
its canon he freaks out around women, and when he saw you he almost fainted.
very attracted to you but still you had something that made him dizzy, your whole aura was on another level
didn't talk to you directly, you always heard things from him from others.
when he started talking to you he couldn't mantain eye contact, and usually it was only "mikey told me this...", "mikey wants to know if you could...", or simply nodding when you came around.
he saw you exorcise a curse by accident and his mind was going crazy. 'what the fuck was that???'
he once saw Satoru with you and just 🧍♂️
like there are 2 of you???, just one comes in a tall male
you are bff with Yuzuha because girl power 💅🏼
¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡!
Baji Keisuke:
interested, but acts like you are a normal person.
he knows you are not a regular person tho
he is impulsive like you, just he is a like animalistic and you are more charismatic, same shit but different form.
you embrace your chaotic side with him, going for a walk to burn things, adopt stray cats, usual things for Baji.
he asked if the rumors were true, and if you could demonstrate your powers. and so you did, blowing his mind and going 'keisuke.exe has stopped working'
he expected everything to be false and that you just intimidated a lot of people, thats why they said such things, but turns out it was real and that you truly were a sorcerer.
you explained to him the world of the sorcery and curses, didn't understand nothing but acted like he did.
enjoys your company and loves your personality
goes with you to your missions even if hd can't see curses and you hadn't asked him to go, wants to protect you aaww