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OK I have a
hazbin hotel theory
not 100% on the theory because it’s too early in the season to know and the series just started like a week ago but this has been in my head for a while so what if vaggie
Is like a undercover angel that was sent down to learn about the demon to help the other angels kill demons,
more efficiently and to spy on Charlie to make sure she wasn’t getting any bright ideas about fighting the
angels I mean, we basically know nothing about
vaggie and to me she doesn’t look like any other demons and the fact to me, she looks more like the executioners so I think this theory is entirely plausible and we don’t know how or where she even met Charlie but realistically, I don’t think that vaggie would hurt Charlie if it came down to my theory being right or not
I thought about Alastor... and his deal. We know that he makes deals with everyone, on their souls, that is why he was feared, right? But in the series (not counting pilot, 'cause there, when he proposed a deal to Charlie, he didn't say anything about souls, maybe it wasn't for soul too? But idk...) we never once saw him make deals. Why? It was one of his main powers, why he was so strong. He is a dealmaker. Perhaps his deal took away this ability to take souls? Or maybe he can't absorb them because his mouth is stitched... But we can see how he's not happy about it in these screens... Could this really mean that he can no longer take souls? Or Vaggie and Charlie just special as a fallen angel and Princess of Hell... But then what about that deal Rosie offered Alastor..? He also refused.
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Ok so this is a bit of a crack theory, I don’t actually believe it, but it’s funny so I’m posting it anyway.
Hazbin Hotel. Alastor does not show any parental bond towards Charlie until episode 5, when Lucifer shows up. Alastor quickly deduces that Lucifer’s lackluster parenting skills is a weak point, and thus makes himself, someone Lucifer had previously dismissed as beneath him, out to be a more capable father figure.
That itself is not the theory, just the setup so we’re all on the same page. So. What if Charlie saw right through Alastor’s plan to one up her actual dad, and, fed up with Lucifer’s past behavior herself (we see earlier in the episode that she is the one who is reluctant to call Lucifer), she, hear me out, PURPOSEFULLY GOES ALONG WITH IT.
Like, she sees that Alastor doesn’t actually view her as a daughter and is just saying so to get under Lucifer’s skin, but instead of calling him out she plays along! And that’s exactly what happens in Hell’s Greatest Dad, Charlie is very much on board Alastor’s side of the song, agreeing at every opportunity, while with Lucifer she is just… lost, confused. Occasionally awed, but she never really joins in on his part.
Of course, unlike Alastor, Charlie actually has a more benign reason to be tricking her dad. She wants him to see sinners as people, and what better way to do that than to show how one of the worst sinners has helped her? And later in the episode, Alastor is the actual reason Lucifer changes his views and agrees to help Charlie with her dream! I’m too lazy to get the actual quotes, it it went something like this:
Alastor: in the background, giant, terrorizing the loan sharks
Lucifer: “This is why you can’t trust sinners, they always end up destroying everything.”
Charlie: “His method’s are a little… extreme. But he’s doing it to protect the hotel!”
Lucifer: “Uh huh. Isn’t he the reason you’re being attacked in the first place?”
Charlie: “At least he’s actually been here! How come he believes in me and you don’t.”
Lucifer: (thinking) Oh crap oh fuck
Something like that lol. Again don’t feel like finding the actual quotes. But yeah even if Alastor’s showboating about being a better father were exaggerated, the fact that he presented himself as a better father is the silver bullet Charlie needed to change Lucifer’s point of view, or at least give him a wake up call.
To reiterate, the “crack theory” part of this is just that Charlie purposefully went along with Al’s embellished motivations during Hell’s Greatest Dad. Personally I think she was blinded by Alastor’s change of tone that her optimism made her actually believe what he was saying (I think Charlie and Lucifer were the only two actually fooled by Alastor, but they were the only two that mattered for that particular trick)
Everything else, like how Charlie used Alastor twisted version of help to convince her father to help her, is either canon or a more solid theory.
I Just Realized Some Things, And Bloody Hell It’s Huge!
With Adam Dead & Gone, Heaven Lost It’s Biggest Opposer To Letting Sinners Into Heaven. He’s One Of The Only Two Angels Who So Openly Opposed To Charlie’s Dream. Without Him There’s Only Lute Left. Which Let’s Face It, Lute Wouldn’t Openly Go Against Sara’s Word, Like Adam Did, Plus Lute’s Only One Angel, What’s Worse Is; She’s Not All That Special, She Doesn’t Even Have A Real Rank, She’s Just Some Random Angel Who Got In Good With Adam & So, Was “Allowed” To Do Things Others Couldn’t.
Adam’s A Fallen Angel Now, Think About It; Do You Really Think The Holy Dagger Was The Thing That Killed Him? I Certainly Don’t. But This Isn’t About His Death It’s About The Possibility That Adam’s A Fallen Angel. He Was A Angel And He Died In Sin, His Halo Is Broken, Lute Took It, Effectively Making Him Again; A Fallen Angel, This Also Keys Into The Hotel; If Charlie Can Redeem Him, I Think Heaven Would Be Even More Inclined To Help Her.
TLDR; Adam’s Dead + Lute’s Powerless = Sinner’s Go To Heaven!
Hazbin theory.
Yall know how alastor in his demon form takes in a more wendigo pose?
Well funny thing. When someone is "turning into a wendigo" they tend to go crazy and fully transform when they "eat the flesh of human"
The only way to kill a wendigo is fire to melt their ice hearts.
Also. We know alastor is off putting and rather cold.
Wendigos tend to have " icy heart has led many to believe that burning the Wendigo could kill it."
There generally "cold and snarky"
Like alastor is.
Also I headcannon alastor only killed bad people.
"The Wendigo spirit may find particular individuals easier to possess than others. They favour traits such as selfishness, greed, gluttony, reckless/irresponsible treatment of the environment, or otherwise willingness to put one’s self ahead of others. Traditionally, these traits could be easily found in people who had already been isolated from society, or exiled, due to crimes against their people. Rapists, murderers, and thieves may be easy prey for a Wendigo spirit, and likely make for a smoother transition than someone who cares for their fellow human being, and respects life."
And when someone is turning into a wendigo in the lore. It's said that they get "Wendigo Fever" they lose it. And what I think?
I think alastor never ate humans generally only deer and bunnies and rabbits and stuff like that.
I think alastor only killed people that were bad.
And lost it after that.
And when he killed his victim I nthe woods. He was tempted to eat them this time.
And he did and while that happened? A hunter shot him confusing him for a deer. And dogs mauled him while blood was on his face and he was probably smiling. It'd made his character more creepy.
Maybe he made a deal with someone and In the contract he couldn't stop smiling.
Or maybe he was so insane when he died and first arrived he used a vodoo doll of him and stitched the mouth into a smile.
But im aware wendigos used to never be deerish animals, but seeing how vivzie (idk if I spelled that right) never actually changes the character or looks at something. She never digs deep in the lore. Like how alastor is a black man from Louisiana. And is supposed to look like a talkshow host in the 30s. But his design doesn't look like his backstory. So it's possible she looked into wendigo Lore but never digged deep.