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I don't know why, but out of nowhere I kind of thought of a post here on tumblr that I had seen on my tiktok fyp, it was something about possible shenanigans if Jason got a dog, gave it a person like name instead of a pet like name(i think), and didn't exactly/directly tell the rest of the batfam that he has a dog now, so the batfam thinks he has a boyfriend, 'cause of the person like name. And now I can't stop thinking about it, for the love of the gods, help me find this post.

[Update: The creator of the post himself commented and linked⬇️]

Something that lives in my head 🌟rent free🌟 is when Captain Kirk basically yeeted himself horizontally into two other men during a fight.

But I always have a hard time finding it

Okay gang I need reassurance that I'm not losing it cause I stg there was a Naruto data book(?) that had like a page matching Sasuke with Ino and Sakura based on their zodiacs(?) and another page about reviews of Icha Icha Paradise from Ebisu and Kakashi and also there's a page on making a rice dish that looks like Rock Lee??

I haven't been able to find it anywhere and it's driving me nuts cause I swear I read it somewhere.

I'm trying to find an indie game

I don't remember much, I was watching a let's play long bit ago and don't remember the name.

the gameplay was like a multitask game where you try to play multiple simple games at the same time on this screens that look like old crt monitor. ALL THE GAMES WERE CONNECTED IN A WAY, like you got coins in one you were able to use a money for the other to get a key for another one. I remember a racing one and a top down shooter, maybe a platformer one.

Does anyone know what this fic is called I can't find it. It's on ao3 and I'm pretty sure apart of a series. Where Dick and Danny are staying together in a safe house waiting for Jason to wake up for the dead. Where there is a button for him to press with a note I think for when he wakes up. It get compared to snow white coffin and there are plushes of the justice league members.

Help me find this tv show

I'm trying to find this tv show I used to watch Basically it's a comedy stand up show with tons of comedians telling stories but the it was randomly cut to actors acting out the story and it would go back and forth. I know there was this one episode that had this lady telling a story when she was a (substitute maybe) teacher and there was this little girl with a old sounding name, and in the sketch the actors dressed a little girl up in a granny costume. It had gabriel iglesias on it. It had a host and I want to say he was a black/POC man but I'm not 100%. I remember the intro was the host talking while it shows the front of a club building with a group walking in, and this lady with I want to say a afro was scratching the back of her head. Another skit had this lady talking about how her son smelt how her sandwich was cut in half. I want to say the show hand something to do with lemons or maybe it's the color yellow. It had mateo leon on it Sadly that's all I can remember

If I remember anything I'll add

IT WAS laff mobb's laff tracks!!!!!!

SOMEONE FIND A ROBE SIMILAR TO THIS BUT LESS EXPENSIVE???

Tumblr I need your help!

im looking for this scat fic story about a girl who has a pool party for her birthday and shits in her pants and in the pool due to stress eating and being constipated

The main character was Sabrina?? Sofia? Samantha????

I don't remember who it was by but please help me find it tumblr I'm horny 🙏🫠

Edit: ik everyone prolly knows this but there was a poll that came before it to choose between that and two other story prompts that might be around idk if that helps

Another edit: an anon told me the name was more than likely Olivia, I also think the main character had a GF named Becky or Becca or smth

Still havent found it btw 😩

Okay so a few months back, maybe two, I read a really cute fluff fic about Liam Lawson- where the reader was helping him dye his hair- long story short- I didn’t like it then and I am craving that fic like a MFR- so please help me find it-

thx love you bye

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Reblogging for more visibility

Please help me find this snippet I came across a few years ago:

A young knight finds an eldritch being sitting on a throne in a palace in ruins

He makes a deal with it

Several years later, he goes back to it to pay the price

The price turns out to be that he should take its place, or something like that. But he doesn't know that because it's cryptically phrased

Then he turns into an eldritch being and he feels tired to his bones

It turns out that he was the being all along and now he is somehow stuck in a time loop

The story ends with him making a deal with his younger self

Help me find this fic PLEASE

Hay I don't really post but I just remembered a fic but I can't remember the name I've seen people do this before so hopefully it'll help

(sorry for formatting and/or grammar I'm a mobile and severely dyslexic)

What I can remember:

I remember either somewhere in the first chapters Harry and Draco end up having to share a train car, and talk and Draco tells Harry about being forced to become a death Eater. and they come up with a plan. which leads to Draco sending Harry his memories that could incriminate him, and Harry sending them back at a specific time afterwards. so Voldemort doesn't know Draco's true intentions. then they run away together to Grimwold's place. there's also some weird magical stuff with magic phoenix feather tattoos, I don't remember the details but I remember it was pretty cool in the actual fic. Harry also ends up telling everyone what actually happened at the dursleys and calls out and I believe takes Revenge on Dumbledore. oh and Draco pretends that he is a illegitimate black child after running away so he can continue to attend Hogwarts explain why he's close to Harry.

This could have been so perfect🥲 Does anyone know what happened to the OP or if they have another account where I can find them?

LOGICAL HOGWARTS - WIP

So I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan. However whilst reading the series, one thing struck me above everything else - the way Hogwarts and the greater Wizarding World is seemingly set up just doesn’t make logical sense! Only one teacher per subject? With JKR telling us that there are approximately 1000 students at Hogwarts at any given time? 493 knuts per galleon? No Wizarding primary schools or higher education? So, me being the autistic Ravenclaw that I am, this took away from my enjoyment of the series. I needed it to make mathematical sense!

So I fixed it.

I have spend two years on and off coming up with a detailed overview of the school, from the number of total students and the male/female ratio, the number of students in every house, in every year, and how many could reasonably fit in one class at a time. Then I started on my class timetables. I had to appropriately plan every student’s schedule to make sure that no one had any overlapping classes, this ended up meaning manually writing down which subjects every student took and then sorting them alphabetically into classes based on the fact that I didn’t want more than 30 kids per class.

That still wasn’t enough though. I then had to figure out how we would get 1000 kids to school safely and efficiently, how we would sort them without making the entire school sit there for 3+ hours, how many professors would have to live at the school in order to provide adequate supervision for 1000 kids, a comprehensive list of school rules, an actual system of how many house points one would gain/lose…… I really dug myself into a hole and I couldn’t stop. In fact I’m still not done and I still can’t stop. There are SO many holes in this world.

Beyond this I have a whole alternate timeline that this whole thing is based on. Long story short, in my headcanon, the war ‘officially’ began with The Battle of the Department of Mysteries (which I have modernised to take place in June 2018) and ended in January 2020 with The Battle of Hogwarts, and then all students were required to repeat whatever year they were in during the war, because holy shit, the fact that they didn’t make any of them repeat a year after that mess is ridiculous. I’m surprised any of them even passed DADA with Umbridge!! Or that anyone accomplished anything the year Voldemort was literally in control of the school. Now I realise that modernising this story is probably an unpopular take - however I must stress how much I’m mainly doing this for myself so I can live out my Harry Potter fantasies in a relatable way lol. Feel free to ignore the modern times and just take my numbers to the original 90’s timeline if you’d rather do that than put yourself into the story like I do.

Also let it be known that I am in my 20’s and a mother of two… but my therapist knows about this and says it’s a HEALTY COPING MECHANISM…. soooooooo, guess I’m gonna just keep writing out this timeline and imaging what life would be like if I was 16 again woo! Anyway… Harry’s year would have to repeat Sixth Year. And believe me when I say the level of intricate detail in my alternate timeline is just wild. If you think I’m crazy for doing just this ‘Logical Hogwarts’ thing….. you don’t even want to see my alternate timeline. It’s wild. I’m way too invested in this. I’ve written over 30k words so far and I’m not stopping.

Also in my headcanon Hogwarts, everyone I like just lives because I’m doing this to escape my depression not to become even more depressed thank you very much! Snape, Lupin and Sirius Black all live and are put in a position where they have to run the DADA department together because, um, IMAGINE THE HILARITY!? Them hating each other, then eventually having to figure out how to work together? Reluctant forgiveness turned sincere apologies turned genuine friendship?? Also Remus and Sirius are so gay and Harry lives with them. Tonks has a different husband, they still both die and Teddy still exists. Harry is still Teddy’s godfather because of the genuine friendship he formed with Tonks. Dumbledore still dies. Originally he wasn’t going to but he just has to, I realised the story doesn’t work if he lives.

So, here we are. The second wave of Logical Hogwarts, re-vamped, rewritten in some parts, lots more added on! Two years and one more kid later! Feel free to take this for personal use or fanfiction or whatever, tag me or message me if you do I want to see your class timetable! Or if you want me to make you a class timetable I’ll do it!

(Disclaimer; I still look after my kids I promise. I just don’t sleep which is how I have time for this ;))

I’ve tried to make this as easy to read and navigate as I possibly can, so I’ve created a seperate page for every different aspect of this world. I didn’t like the look of the master post and scrolling for so long was overwhelming. So, here it goes…

Hogwarts student body (the numbers)

Hogwarts student body (the names) Hogwarts dormitories

Hogwarts prefects and head boy & girl Hogwarts staff & faculty Hogwarts School Rules (this was THE MOST fun to write) The Hogwarts Express (but it makes sense now)

The Sorting Ceremony (but it doesn’t suck now)

Yapping about my memories

I NEED CONFORMATION THAT A ROBLOX GAME WAS REAL.

So like basically it's a horror game and like it takes place in a hospital

And like you go talk to a patient and they're like go take a piss

And so you go take a piss but then... The lights flicker before returning back to normal. You go out and every patient is dead, with a barely alive one that said it's in the vents (que open vent we climb into)

There was like a jumpscare in the vent maze thing if I remember...

And like the rest of my memory is kinda muddy but like there was a maze. But not any normal maze. It all black. And I can't see anything. I don't think any of us players could see anything. Pitch black like my soul, cough cough. But like I got hella lost in there. And it's the last few stages of the god damn escape the haunted ass hospital and I was trying. PERSEVERING. but like I had to leave for dinner. I like played that game TWO times. Second attempt I didn't even go as far as I did the first.

But like. When I went back to search it I can't find it. Like you dot understand I was searching for each variation of the god damn name but every single game I believe is the one turns out not to be?? And it's been bugging when people were talking about forgetton games on Tiktok...

And a mosquito just bit me. God damn it

But like if any of you have a clue to what it is I greatly appreciate it if you can tell meeee