My tf2 ships cuz I’m way too invested in this game and read all the comics too fast multiple times (will specify teams, yes judge my ass)
Red scout: red heavy or red demo
Red soldier: red engie or Zhanna (heavy’s sister, sorry if I spelled it wrong I suck 😭)
Red pyro: red engie (platonic, like father and child)
Red heavy: red scout, red medic, or either spy
Red demo: blu soldier or red scout
Red engie: red soldier, red medic, or blu spy
Red sniper: me/j, either red or blu medic
Red medic: either red or blu sniper, red heavy, or red engie
Red spy: YoUr MoThEr
Blu scout: blu heavy (I don’t think much of blu scout tbh XD)
Blu soldier: red demo
Blu pyro: no one, pyro is bbg
Blu heavy: blu scout or blu spy (rare)
Blu demo: blu sniper
Blu engie: blu spy
Blu sniper: red medic or blu demo
Blu medic: red sniper or me/j
Blu spy: blu engie or red heavy
Send me any silly fruits 😋