Brain: Greetings. i am The Brain, and this is my assistant, Pinky.
Pinky: *waves* Narf!
Brain: We are two lab mice attempting to take over the world and we invite you to join us in our conquests. Do you accept?
Dr Doofenshmirtz: ... Put these hats on first.
Pinky: Ooo! A fedora! How stylish~ Zort!
Brain: ... Why, may I ask?
Dr Doofenshmirtz: The hats make it feel like I’m with my nemesis, Perry the Platypus.
Brain: Your nemesis is a... platyus? *turns to Pinky* I’m not sure if this is the best partner for us, Pinky.
Pinky: Why not, Brain? He has so many fun fun silly willy inventions to play with! Like this one with all the lights and colors! Naaaaarrrf~ I wonder what this button does!
Doof: NO NO! DON’T TOUCH THAT SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON!
BANG!
Brain: You... you had a self destruct button on your machine?
Doof: Of course! That was the Self-Destruct-Inator!
Brain:...
Doof: ...
Brain: ... We’ve decided to go in another direction.
Man, I was writing some of my new fanfiction, and just figured that I was going to much on a fluffy side and had the brigstest Idea:
Hey! Why don't try some smutt to make it more realistic? Like, they have been toghether for months, sometime It have to happan.
And with all the things Ive had read to far I tought it would be easy to write that, yeah, just some lemon for my gay fanfiction, easy?
So I started...
After the thing actual started i could write five paragraphs, FIVE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS and than I just stopped, thinking about how bad that was and how embaraced I've got doing it.
That was the moment I realised it wasnt gonna be easy and started to apreciete more the people who can write that
Congrats you all writers who know how to do this, It's fucking dificute and now I don't know how to finish the charpter because I'm stuck on that still (° ~ °)