I Mean Wow - Blog Posts
Y/N, typing: "She knew it was wrong to want someone this much, let alone look at them. He was the God of Mischief, and she knew very well his reputation as the Slivertongue Heartbreaker-"
Loki: No one calls me that.
Y/N: [screams as she turns around to face Loki] C-C-Calls you what?
Loki: If you're going to write fanfiction about me behind my back, you should at least give roughly accurate details.
Y/N: W-What?
Loki, sitting beside you: [hitting the backspace button] "Reputation", my ass. It was more of a rumor that spread through the realm.
Y/N: Loki, what are you doing-
Loki: [typing at a quick speed for a God who doesn't use technology, reading it out loud] "She knew of the stories of how he had bed many a woman through the years."
Y/N: Wh-WHAT
Loki: [typing even faster, ignoring your confusion] "She knew there were tons of women around the universe, not just the world. She had resigned to the thought that she had no chance against the girls on their knees for him."
Y/N: I-I-I...
Loki: [taking a glance at you]
Y/N: [looks away]
Loki: [glances back at the screen]
Loki: [typing] "But little did she know, for him, Loki only had eyes for her."
Y/N: [looks up, eyes widening]
Loki: [activates voice typing, turning to face you] And he always had.
Loki: From the moment he graced his eyes on her, the moment he heard her laugh, the moment she smiled, the moment she had stolen his heart.
Loki: And to him, it was love.
Loki: Unlike the way some would describe the feeling, his world didn't slow down.
Loki: It kept on spinning and spinning until the only word on his mind was her name.
Loki: One he would remember.
Loki: One he would mumble in his slumber as he embraced his pillow tighter.
Loki: One he would call out as his body shook with pleasure, brought by his own hands, wishing they were hers.
Loki: One he would like to say with a sigh, with a smile, with a tear of joy in his eye as he made her his forever.
Loki: And that was just the beginning.
Loki: He needed her smile, he needed her touch, but most of all, he needed to hear her say she loved him.
Loki: [cups your cheek as he looks you deep in the eyes]
Loki: And what better moment than now?
God i just read it and wow that is just so ludicrous i mean I'm just absolutely flabbergasted and perplexed. how could such exorbitant extravagance can exist in the same world that sells just enough formula to poor mothers to make it so they will no longer have the ability to produce their own breast milk. The amount of tragedy and pain that I have suffered and people i know have suffered so that there can exist people out there like this is just outstanding to me.
Guys I am begging you please read Brennan Lee Mulligan's story about the Insane Christmas Party. He does not even BEGIN to describe it in the Fireside Chat.
