HC that villains/ criminals taken down by Present Mic get made fun of in prison.
"You don't understand! I don't even remember what happene-" "YOU GOT BEAT BY THE DUDE WITH THE DOO."
Cheetor: man I'm so hungry I could eat DepthCharge
Optimus (😧) : what
y’know I think it would be funny seeing Memory try to play Rusty Lake (a puzzle game) like
“THE FUCK YOU MEAN I COOK A SHRIMP IN AN OVEN AND A LAKE SUMMONS IN IT??”
Here’s the last 3 days of Shipbruary. YES this is very late
Day 27: Scheherazade x Jafar from Twisted
Day 28: Yae Miko x Zhongli from Genshin
Day 29: Clover x Frisk from Undertale
Finally we’re done
Thinking about the time there were a lot of people in the public pool and I asked my friend if they wanted to go in and they said:
"I don't like it when there's more boba than tea"
Redneck powah
every time i see an add for those loop earplug things i always think it’s a cock ring at first