Lucio: Hey! What you did today, honey?
Loona: I accidentally joined a cult.
Lucio: That sounds like something I would do.
Loona: Nah... At first I thought you were cheating, but then I realized that I misunderstood the concept of the word fuck-
Lucio: The fuck..?!
Asra: Welcome to the "Fuck Lucio" support group, where we gather to say "Fuck you” to the insufferable Count of Vesuvia
Asra: But first, a few words from our newest member
MC, sweating: So, I may have misunderstood-