i needed to get it out of my system
I just texted my friend about how bruises work, what the colors mean, and why touching one feels good (the source? a fanfic that I never plan to post).
She responded with (and I quote) "oh baller"
UPDATE: I talked about grasshopper mice, who are immune to various venoms released by its prey, including scorpions and fucking rattlesnakes, and she responded with "HWHAR". yes that is a direct quote
If you have a fursona that's a worm, you should call it a squirmsona.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.