Jack Black - Blog Posts
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)
the minecraft movie catering to fujoshis was not on my 2025 bingo card
I was today years old when I found out Mike White of White Lotus fame is Mr Schneebly
JUST WATCHED THE MINECRAFT MOVIE 🔥🔥🔥
tbh the story was a bit rushed for me personally, but it was funny af. I absolutely loved it. Everyone kept clapping at some scenes and everyone said 'I am Steve' at the same time, one of the best cinema experiences even if some friends were late 💔 went to the arcade afterwards where my friend lost their card 🥲 songs were banger tho
I fully believe that they should get Jack Black to voice Blackjack the pegasus in the pjo tv show.
the cultural event of the Minecraft movie with Jack black and the chicken jockey scene that caused riots in theaters across the globe and 4chan dying with those being its last words and tumblr dancing on its fucking grave and
hot take but i believe Bowser wasn’t in the wrong 🤷🏽♀️
and they did Luigi wrong as hell
yall why is the Minecraft movie an old man yaoi
HEHEHEHE
CHICKEN JOCKY
honestly wasn't expecting the Minecraft movie to be gay porn with barely a plot but.... I mean I'm not complaining....
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
There’s a clear winner here for who’s got the most rizz
I caved in, I can’t stop listening to “Peaches” by Jack Black. I am in tears right now. It’s beautiful.
Gonna avoid some of this hellsite until i see the mario for risk of spoilers.
High fidelity @anime-and-sometimes-other-stuff for more animation/cinema content.
There has to be at least one beach episode where they go talk to a sea monster and Jack Black does the shirtless Slavic kick?? to communicate with it. I would pay money to watch the shit out of this.
That reminds me, I think there should be a series where Lucy Liu and Jack Black are partners in a supernatural detective agency in an urban fantasy setting where they help various mythical creatures with lost items, missing fae pets, and generally work hard to investigate all the elements of the metaphysical which accidentally scampered through the open window between the worlds.
Importantly their cases don't involve crime or law enforcement, they are helping people, not hunting criminals. Neither of them ever carries a gun.
I drew a drawing of me and my friends characters a while back, I'm the demon they are the alien :3 (my friend is @parasitedeersstuff)
Ngl I'm stuck between finding the chicken jockey situation absolutely hilarious and also feeling bad for the cinema workers
Please! For the love of the TITANS! Jack Black, I'm looking at you! You did like three Kung Fu Panda movies and a TV show for it! Now, you gotta go back to Bladehenge, man! What about Ophelia's black tears?! What about a reunion tour?! Make Doviculus have a son! I don't give a fuck! HAVE EDDIE FIGHT ALL THE GENRES THAT TRIED TO KILL THE METAL!!! Just make it epic and worthy of the metal starved FANS! DO IT FOR THE FANS! Do it for Lars, man...
It's been five years. I'm ready for a Brutal Legend sequel.
The Minecraft movie was really fun. I felt like a child again and smiled at every reference. Yes, it's bad. Yes, it's cringe. That's what makes it fun.
Saw the Minecraft movie, I think the hot sweaty 69ing and making out that Jack black and Jason Momoa did was a perfect touch to the movie, and than adopting their lesbian daughter and autistic son really completed the happy ending
Do you think jack black ever goes "i'm jackin' it!" when he jacks it or has the mold gotten to me
Shark Tale and Kung Fu Panda really sums up the difference between having characters written for celebrities, and having genuinely well-written characters that celebrities just happen to be great fits for.
enemies to lovers old man yaoi in the minecraft movie was NOT on my 2025 bingo card
Jack Black is really excited for A Minecraft movie