Jason Gideon - Blog Posts
may or may not have made me a bit sentimental by making this ddit because I'm not ready for when I get to season 15
I'm bored and for some reason a video of Riverdale appeared on tik tok and I thought, how would the criminal minds team be like the Riverdale characters? So here you have me with my opinion of who would take the place of the other
Hotch = jughgead jones (may be heavily influenced by the fact that they are both my favorite characters)
Morgan = archie andrews (I have no proof, but also no doubts)
JJ = Betty cooper
Emily = veronica lodge
Reid = kevin keller
Rossi = FP jones
Gideon = Sheriff Keller
Elle = cheryl blossom (don't ask why, I don't know either)
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.
The Fisher King
I am currently rewatching Criminal Minds and you know how in season 2 Elle tells Hotch that the last time he sent her home, she got shot? If anything, Gideon got Elle shot for deciding to hold a press conference to ID the delivery guy.
It didn’t matter of Elle stayed in the bureau or went home because the fisher king was already in her apartment, waiting for her to come in. And he was only there because Gideon had JJ hold a press conference, getting outside help, something he was clearly not supposed to do, there were rules!
I love Elle Greenaway, she’s my Latina queen since her mother is Cuban (something i recently rediscovered on my rewatch), but she should have blamed Gideon, not Hotch. Like Hotch was against Gideon calling a press conference too! Elle didn’t deserve that AT ALL, my poor baby 😭
What’s also lowkey fucked up is that Hotch blamed himself for Elle being shot because he sent her home but Gideon didn’t blame himself for being the reason why she was shot for not following the rules? Didn’t he always say that most bosses feel guilty when he their employees are injured or killed? WHERE THE HELL WAS THAT WITH GIDEON?!? Im mad
“The press conference was the right thing to do, the unsub made a mistake, he left a partial print, Elle would/will understand” ARE YOU KIDDING ME, GIDEON?!?
So I'm watching Criminal Minds again (because I'm a whore for Rossi) (Don't judge)
Unless I've missed it Elle isn't brought up once after she leaves
I get Gideon was the Unit Chief of the BAU and a father figure in some ways but Elle was just as important
Reid : I wish my daddy issues could just disappear
Gideon : dies
Reid :
Reid : NOT LIKE THAT-
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EPISODE AND SEASON THIS PICTURE IS FROM IF YOU KNOW?!?!???? I SAW IT IN AN EDIT AND I WANT TO WATCH IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU
My Criminal Minds AU (Inner Machinations) LGBTQIA+ headcanons before they leave my mind and I return back to my Harley Sawyer fixation (I’m so sorry).
Spencer Reid
Sexuality: Biromantic (prefers men) Demisexual
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a man (Kenick Reid)
Kenick Reid (OC)
Sexuality: Homosexual
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a man (Spencer Reid)
Emily Prentiss
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (Aaron Hotchner)
Aaron Hotchner
Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women) Polyamorous
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Emily Prentiss) and dating a man (Conan Dunkeld)
Conan Dunkeld (OC)
Sexuality: Unlabeled
Gender: Transgender man
Relationship status: Dating a man (Aaron Hotchner)
Derek Morgan
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Dating a woman (Penelope Garcia)
Penelope Garcia
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Unlabeled
Relationship status: Dating a man (Derek Morgan)
Elle Greenaway
Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Single
Jennifer Jareau
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (William LaMontagne Jr)
William LaMontagne Jr
Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Jennifer Jareau)
Tara Lewis
Sexuality: Lesbian
Gender: Demigirl
Relationship status: Dating a woman (Rebecca Wilson)
Rebecca Wilson
Sexuality: Lesbain
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Dating a woman (Tara Lewis)
David Rossi
Sexuality: Homosexual
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a man (Claudio Rose)
Claudio Rose (OC)
Sexuality: Homosexual
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a man (David Rossi)
Luke Alvez
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Single
Matt Simmons
Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Kristy Simmons)
Kristy Simmons
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (Matt Simmons)
Jason Gideon
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Single
Ashley Seaver
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Single
Stephen Walker
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Monica Walker)
Monica Walker
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (Stephen Walker)
Kate Callahan
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (Chris Callahan)
Chris Callahan
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Kate Callahan)
Alex Blake
Sexuality: Omniromantic Asexual
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (James Blake)
James Blake
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Alex Blake
Jordan Todd
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Single