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sirius would be the rich heir and remus would be the cute stablehand
just something to think about
some remus lupin headcanons i have that literally no one asked for
will never admit it but he actually loves history of magic
swears all the time
except during sex where he just uses merlin instead
queen is his favourite band by a long shot
sirius learns some queen songs on guitar so he can play them for remus to impress him
remus rolls his eyes but is secretly very impressed
hates coffee
pretends to hate when padfoot licks him but secretly loves it
jumpers galore
really likes joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat for some reason
hums his favourite songs all the time without realising
long attention span
like he could sit and watch the sky for hours
or james and sirius messing about on their brooms
or the raindrops going down the windows
he likes when it’s sunny because he gets to watch the sun illuminate sirius’ face
but his favourite weather is when it’s crisp and dry, or when there’s a rainstorm
loves sirius’ head in his lap whilst he reads
loves hands running through his hair (mainly sirius’)
hates water but drinks it anyway
“it has no flavour whatsoever” “why are you drinking it then” “it’s good for you innit”
i’m convinced that he talks in proper english all day up until around 6pm where he gets lazy/tired and starts muttering in bristolian
m o r n i n g p e r s o n
will only go shirtless in front of the marauders bc he’s insecure of his scars :((
never likes to cut his hair, but it’s ok because it never grows past his ears
he has a lip piercing because why not
buff but he doesn’t often show it
it’s a sight for mainly sirius
loves it when sirius gently tickles or touches him because it makes him feel human :,(
has never worn skinny jeans in his life
and never will.
has to help sirius tie a tie for events (weddings etc)
no allergies but pretends to be allergic to tree nuts because he just hates them and he doesn’t want to seem picky
chocolate cake is his favourite (to eat and to make)
chocoholic
doesn’t really like champagne all that much but he drinks it to feel posh
sirius was the first person he was properly attracted to, not just based on looks
hates slughorn.
likes his name but prefers “moons” or “moony” usually
always twirling his wand or tapping his feet
fidgeting all the time
cisgender but prefers he/they
james, being oblivious, had always assumed sirius would be a top. i mean he took control of situations and was always confident. one day he accidentally walks in on him and remus doing the do, and witnesses some very disturbing things “what do you want pads?” “need you, moons, need you so bad” “beg for it” and after realising his best friend is, in fact, a power bottom, he does not hestitate to tease thef u c k out of him for it
what if only the marauders and their descendants can see them on the map. it would explain why harry could see peter on there, since he’s james’ son, but why fred and george couldn’t see peter with ron every night, or ever
sirius is a bratty sub but he’s not very good at it and remus is a soft dom and they are both just needy and possessive all the time
when i say i NEED someone to write a McGonagall and Madam Pomfrey pov of atyd where they are bestfriends/lovers and McGonagall tells sirius’ side of his hogwarts years and Pomfrey tells remus’ and it’s just the maternal love that both of them need please please someone write thissss
my friends are very quotable people so i have started writing down funny things they say and i can’t decide if i want to write some marauders fanfiction and use their quotes in the fic or if i should just do one of those ‘the marauders as things my friends have said’ posts bc some of the quotes are great for that but other ones had the potential to be so funny with more context. for example one of them is “I don’t know I don’t follow cats around to see who they are fucking” which i feel like would be absolutely hilarious in a jegulus fic bc reggie is a black cat and it feels so much like something remus would say to Sirius about Reggie and James together, but then there are ones like “call me cardiac the way I be arrested” and that one just scream Sirius and doesn’t need context to make it funny. either way something has to be done with them bc they need to see the light of day
My random marauders opinions pt.1
Headphones/ earphones
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Remus- wired earphones
Peter- AirPods
James- headphones
Sirius- loud speaker (no headphones)
the marauders playing truth or dare-
sirius- kiss the most attractive person in the room
lily- ok but you won't like it
sirius- ????
lily- *kisses Remus*
sirius- uh lily! that's my boyfriend!!
lily- what?? he's the most attractive person in the room!
everyone- *silently shakes head in agreement*
sirius- *absolutely gobsmacked*
remus- *blushing, looking like a mf tomato*
If the Marauders were around now, James and Sirius would’ve made Peter and Remus do the whole Mean Girls Jingle Bell Rock Dance (IN FULL COSTUME, YOU BET YOUR ASS THEY’RE WEARING THE TINY SKIRTS) in the middle of the great hall, and no one can convince me otherwise
And if it doesn’t end with Remus having a stroke after seeing Sirius in that skirt, I don’t want it..