Spreading this around bc I also need these headcannons
I need people to give me headcannons about Peter
Peter is me and I am Peter
peter: to be fair, i'd probably bang mickey mouse
remus: EXCUSE ME WHAT
sirius: literally who the fuck asked
james: i get the rat/mouse part, but... he's a fictional character, mate
peter: yeah, and so are you
james: what is that supposed to mean???
peter: *looks directly at camera* nothing