Phantom Blood - Blog Posts
Jonathan Joestar
died
on February 7th, 1889
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I'm watching Phantom Blood again, and I like to think that Dio Brando decided to do one nice thing for Jonathan.
And that one nice thing was killing George Jostar.
Like, Dio spent years watching how George treated Jojo and was just like "Damn! I might hate Jojo with every fiber of my being, but no one deserves to be treated like this by their own dad. I'm gonna spend the rest of my time destroying this guy, but I'll at least do him one favor and get rid of his asshole dad for him."
Y/n playing with Jonathan's boob's would be nice.
Y/n playing with Jonathans boob’s
(Jonathan x nonbinary!reader)
One day in the masion Jonathan and y/n were on the playing chess,and y/n had the urge to touch Jonathan’s boob’s so they said a bet.“Hey Jonathan how about a bet”says y/n.“Sure,What kind of bet?”says Jonathan.
—————————->A few chess games later
Y/n is laying on Jonathan’s chest and groping them
Jonathan is giving y/n headpats
Hi, I'm generally new to this blog, but I needed a warmup to start writing an essay for school and this Au inspired me! Hope it's okay I wrote a snippet for Jonathan's first awakening.
(this is me rn ⬇️)
Jonathan couldn't feel, not really. He hadn't felt in ages, except for the occasional sharp pain over his birthmark. Not enough to tell he was alive, truly, but definitely enough to say he at least wasn't dead. He didn't know what he'd done to deserve this. Maybe Father was right, maybe he wasn't good enough, wasn't perfect enough to protect even himself, much less Erina, or Speedwagon, or anybody he loves-
And for the first time in ages, Jonathan feels.
It begins with a sharp pain in his temple. Far away enough to be written off as his mind finally beginning to betray him, but also there enough to be cause for questioning. Then it's the pain in his abdomen. His shoulder, his leg, his heart. Someone, somewhere is hurting, and it makes Jonathan feel.
It's been a very long time since Jonathan had felt anything, so it takes him a long moment to recognize the feeling. Sadness? Melancholy? Frustration? Anger?
Fury.
Someone is hurting something of his like Jonathan was once hurt. And he had sworn to not let it happen to anyone else.
And, suddenly, Jonathan felt everything.
Jonathan felt bone cracking under his fists, the confused screams of the assaulters, his own throat and hands burning with the strength of his breaths, his life, his Hamon, and his screams. This thing, this boy, Jonathan learned when he looked back at what exactly he'd been protecting, was his, and he didn't like for things of his to be hurt.
Jonathan knelt next to the boy, and was met with a frightened flinch and scramble back. That was understandable, Jonathan must've been incorporeal at best, and a veritable sight at worst. Then Jonathan looked down at his hands to survey the damage.
Purple fingers. Black gloves. Golden knuckles. No blood. Jonathan didn't recognize the body that must've been his. He looked back at the boy who was staring at him like he had murdered an entire city. Jonathan reached out, trying, desperately, to reassure the boy that it was alright.
"Or-"
And Jonathan was thrown back to the unfeeling.
(Just gonna @ you here too in case Tumblr pulls some bull like its done to me before-)
@starry-blue-echoes
This theory has been rotting my brain as of recently ✨so✨
AU where Jonathan is Star Platinum
Jonathan has no idea what’s going on.
He’s pretty sure he died but now he’s floating and glowing which definitely isn’t normal and also there’s this teenager in black who’s being cornered by four guys who are armed so guess he better deal with that- Oh. Oh, he’s a lot stronger than before. Huh.
Oh bother now the boy thinks he’s an evil spirit haunting him, which is a tad rude since sure he might be a spirit but he’s not evil- Oh, now he’s locking himself in a jail cell.
So yeah, Jonathan has A Time in this new day and age
Couldn't sleep tonight so I kept drawing until i was out of energy. This is the result. Good night.
The JoJo's series as Penguin Classics.
Link here.
This was so much fun making these, ngl.
People who drop JoJo after Phantom Blood miss the wildest fucking ride in their entire life
just kinda......in luv with these boys......
100 hits! thank you!!
100 hits, 11 kudos and a comment/bookmark is already something great in my opinion. i didn't really expect my fanfiction would get so much attention...
i already have 2 other works in the drafts, both Jojo related. i wish i could think in other ideas related to other fandoms but... for now i really can't 😭
I’m watching JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure for the first time and I feel like the scene where Speedwagon cures Zeppeli’s frostbite needs to be talked about more. Because I’m pretty sure his jacket or arm to arm contact would have sufficed, but instead Speewagon goes straight for the abs. And it may be my yaoi rotted brain but I think there’s something not 100% platonic going on.
Gentle Giant
Warnings: piv, oral (f recieving), fingering, size difference
You shriek as your giant husband throws you onto your shared bed, launching himself after you. He catches you as you almost bounce off the mattress and into the floor, pulling you into the safety of his arms. A contented sigh falls from your lips as you snuggle deeper into his broad chest. Jonathan’s breath is warm as it feathers your hair to tickle the back of your neck. You let out a soft giggle and roll over to face him. Despite his calm and collected demeanor, his pupils are blown and his eyes are a deeper blue than usual. You know that he won’t initiate unless you’re totally oblivious to what he wants, so you give him a soft smile before slipping out of your night clothes and moving to straddle his wide waist. “Hm, I thought you’d never figure me out,” he hums, placing himself over you. “We’ve been married for a while now, perhaps I should stop being so shy about these things,” he ponders, leaning down to brush his lips against your neck. “But then again, I like it when you undress me like you do.” His voice drips with gentle teasing as you move your hands to unbutton his shirt and slip it off his broad shoulders. His whole torso is muscular from years of wrestling and Rugby. You push his pants down his hips and he repositions himself to remove them completely.
He lets out a low hum as he brushes his hand up your thigh and brings it to rest on your hip. “Johnathan it’s okay, I promise,” you giggle, guiding his hand to press against your arousal. “Hm, if you say so. Already so wet for me darling, just look at you,” he praises, circling the pad of his thumb around your clit. Johnathan wraps his free arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer and burying his nose behind your ear. “I love you so much,” he breathes, pressing his lips to your jaw. A soft whimper falls from your lips as you wrap your arms around his neck and urge him up to kiss you. He complies to your silent demand before slipping down the bed and resting his head on your thigh. You gasp as he wraps his arms under your knees and pulls you towards him, his face just inches from your pussy. He teases your entrance with his tongue before once again focusing his attention on your clit. You grip his hair and arch your back as he slips two fingers into you, maling you suck in a sharp breath. He works you through your first orgasam with ease, despite how inexperienced he acts when trying to initiate.
“You’re always so good for me darling,” he coos, crawling back up the bed to lay beside you. “Do you want a taste?” He extends his fingers towards you. You gingerly take them into your mouth, sucking them clean, earning yourself more praise from the giant man holding you. “Now, on to the main course hm,” he hums, moving to hover over you. You reach your hands between the two of you to line him up with your entrance, then using it to clutch at his hip as he slowly pushes himself inside. “J-Johnathan,” you breathe, clutching at his broad shoulders, searching for something to ground yourself with “You alright sweetheart?” You bite your bottom lip and nod, encouraging him to start moving. His pace is slow and rhythmic, pushing all the way in before pulling almost completely out and starting anew. You would be lying if you said he wasn’t well endowed. Everything about this man was perfect, why shouldn’t sex with him be too? Once you fully adjust to his size, something you still took time to do, even after four months of marriage, you wrap your legs around him and urge him to speed up. He leans back and holds your hips as he thrusts into you, admiring you. “Hm, look at how well you take me, darling,” he hums, pushing down on the bulge in your lower abdomen, pulling a sharp gasp from your lips. He lets out a groan and pushes down again as your walls flutter around him. “Cum for me sweetheart, you’re being so good for me, now come on,” He encourages, reaching down to massage your clit again. You come undone in his hands and he follows not long after. He pulls out and moves to get a rag to clean you up with, but you pull him back down into the bed with you. “Jojo, I’m naked, if you get up I’ll get cold,” you laugh, hugging his arm. That's all the convincing it takes for him to lay back down and pull you into his warm chest.
Speedwagon in the warrior cat universe <3
He’d definitely be a rogue but join in on Jonathan’s exploits after being spared in their battle.
He gets his hat from a Twoleg (Zeppeli??? :o )
Jonathan if he were a warrior cat :3 I think he’d be a Maine Coon breed.
What would his warrior name be?
My beautiful wife, Jonathan Joestar <333
If he has no fans I’m presumed dead, favorite jojo right here
(If any of my irl friends find my tumblr via this post I will subsequently die)
LOOK AT HIM 💕👀✨👀💕👀👰🏻♂️
made this for a friend! :^D
Self indulgent art I did for my own bday (January 21st, I’m very slow)
Yes. The Kamata-Kun ass in the middle is me. That’s my true form. Just with my two wives rn.
• Bloodied Heartstrings / Michaelis Bros AU •
Completely sane not even slightly odd AU
I don’t. Even know where to begin with this one.
I guess. Maybe like. Ok. I have this DioJona fic called Bloodied Heartstrings on ao3. It’s about Jonathan being revived as a woman by Dio, giving JoJo the body of a woman during SDC (JoJo in that is a trans lady but is still figuring it out)
This fic is kinda like how I like my taste of DJ. It’s fun with all the lil alts it has. Trans lady Jona supremacy. Dio is the ally
Anyway there is a lot here including the crossovers. Kuro makes some sense but I’m aware Star Wars is one hell of a stretch. So under the like Imma explain. It’s a LOT.
Ok. Let’s start from the very beginning.
Yes. The Joestars and Phantomhive are related. But it’s pretty distant enough they know each other but not that close. Claudia and George are cousins.
Mary Joestar is alive and well, because she is a vampire. Yes. She was turned by her own purchase, the mask. And when the carriage crashed, she got in a primal instinct of hunger due to all the blood, and to protect her son, she ran away. (And I hc she was the one that brought the star birthmark to the family, which is very convenient for the Joestars)
Now here is where crossover starts to kick. Dio is not Dario’s son.
He is Sebastian Michaelis’ son.
Eleanor (maiden name Michaelis) Brando married Dario, but she later on was sold by him to work at a meeting…said meeting of a cult. One that summoned Sebastian.
Out of everyone, he chose Eleanor cuz she was the purest (which in his vision, would make her more fun to corrupt and taste). She had very standards wishes, but the third one…she wanted a child.
She was over the age of a young maiden, and she was never able to bear Dario’s child. But she always wanted one.
So, for that, Sebastian gave her his child, later named Dio (because Sebas thinks he is so funny)
Sadly when Dio was 9, Eleanor got deadly sick, and by that point, Sebastian had no idea he had fallen in love with her, he didn’t understand those feelings. All those years with this odd family, he was never able to corrupt the nice soul of Eleanor Michaelis. So, when he devoured her soul, it tasted like splendidly sweet chocolate, which he hates to this day.
And sadly, he abandoned Dio after that. (Shame on you Sebastian) Dio was raised by Dario after that and we know how that goes.
JoJo canon goes JoJo canon, same old same old, Jonathan doesn’t know his gender yet all and all, marries Erina, gets killed by Dio
George II and Lisa Lisa get together, have Joseph, he dies and she disappears
Battle Tendency happens but with a twist: Caesar lives! And he and Joseph marry (don’t worry about homophobia world). Later they ask Suzi to be their surrogate and they have Holly!
Also to clean Joseph of being a cunt, Josuke is not actually a cheating baby…he is a accidental threesome baby. (CaeJose are bi4bi what can you do, lucky Tomoko)
Then my fanfic happens. BHS. Which, I KNOW, it’s not done yet I’m so sorry I’m so slow with it. But believe me, I have the end perfect in mind and I’m gonna spoil it. Sorry
Anyway, after being awaken (he never actually slept in the coffin) in “modern” times in Egypt, Dio revives Jonathan with a body that he always deserved, of a woman (who yes it’s Giorno’s shitty mom).
Fanfic happens fanfic happens they get together they fuck Jona gets pregnant.
Then, spoiler warning.
SDC happens. Dio was almost killed by Jotaro, but Jonathan got in the way and stopped everything (it will be cooler when written down trust)
No one dies too all Crusaders are fine. And it’s an awkward travel back to Japan
Because Dio does have a cure that doesn’t involve killing him and possibly Jona. The stand arrow
The stand arrow awakens Holly’s stand fully. Then Joseph is informed of a lil boy in Japan suffering the same thing as Holly. Realization hits the poor bastard and he sends the arrow to cure the boy
Also…yeah. JotaJona happens. Hear me out. They are so distant and at this point just not really related it’s FINE AJSBSKSNSKSJSKSJKSKSKS
I just really love this ship ok and I don’t have anyone else that I like to ship Jotaro with that much.
But first Giorno is born. He is actually a trans boy here just doesn’t reveal until later. Which is funny, cuz Jona was the last one to discover and understand too. And now she goes by she/her fully.
After some convincing and lil dates JotaJona also get together. Technically DioJotaJona Ofc but Dio and Jotaro still don’t really like each other. But they love Johanna (her new name), so they accept each other like a sitcom. A love triangle without the bottom one would say.
Then Jolyne is born, the most perfect descendant of Jonathan Joestar there could be in canon, is now her daughter. It’s poetic to me <33
And some time later the gen Z Jocelyn is born form DioJona. She is my lovely oc <33 more about her soon promise.
Now going to the Phantomhive fun. Grandpa Undertaker / Claudiataker canon. He hit that.
Anyway canon goes canon goes until the end cuz we have no clue how Kuro will end (though I’m certain it will end with Ciel dying as a child).
Here Undie is defeated and R!Ciel dies Fr this time. O!Ciel covers up saying he was an imposter. Then, he marries Ran-Mao (I have a fic about it, the only fic on ao3 without creepy Lau in the mix)
It’s my rarepair don’t judge me
Sebastian becomes merciful, letting Ciel have a full life before taking his life (he became a softie).
So, Ciel and Ran-Mao have twin girls: Claudia and Rachel. My girly Claudia becomes the Queen’s guarddog when Ciel is incapable of action, and Rachel goes on to have a family.
Years pass and nowadays we have Shiori Genpō. Yes. From the weird Kuro live action movie. She is CANON. And the current head of the Funtom company. (Also dating her maid who is descendant of Mey-Rin and Bard)
Oh and who is that plague doctor mask shinigami with oddily familiar eyes and hair color? Mmm I already spoiled enough here.
Ok. Now.
How the fuck Star Wars fits in this SHIT
Because like. JoJo and Black Butler. Odd. Sure. But somewhat fits in the same universe without contradictions. Mainly with Phantom Blood. (Jack the ripper being multiple killers would be canon here. JoJo Jack is the copycat)
But STAR WARS?
Isn’t that just the tism hyperfixation bullshit at it again?
…yes. But I also have an explanation to it…kinda.
Ok so. Earth is in the SW verse, but it’s SUPER distant from the Known Regions. Barely anyone knows about it and traveling there is almost impossible.
It is possible though, for supernatural beings.
Sebastian can travel around with portals he can create himself. It’s simple and fast.
After Ciel dies at 90s around of age, Sebastian has a lot of feelings to deal with. His love for Eleanor, his care for Ciel that allowed him to live longer…he needs to rediscover himself being more than a soul eating demon.
So, he travels around the galaxy.
Knowing new places, going in adventures, becoming a bounty hunter for funsies, stealing lightsabers and using them like child’s play without the need of the Force
One day, he meets Jango Fett. And Jango is SO IMPRESSED by this fuck ass Weirdo that he invites him to be a trainer in Kamino.
Sebastian goes why not and goes. But because of his abilities, the kaminoans are interested in using his blood to create an enhanced clone soldier, along with other blood donors for the rest of the experimental clone squad.
Sebastian, who is very conflicted with his humane feelings, accepts it. And even if the clone child only has like 10% of his blood just for his enhanced senses, he sees the clone child as his son.
And that son is Hunter.
Sadly, the kaminoans forbid him of interacting with Hunter, because of attachments and bs. While the other boys’ blood donors don’t give a shit, Sebastian does, and sneaks in to have some time with baby Hunter all thanks to Omega, who Hunter later adopts.
During the battle of Kamino in TCW, Sebastian protects Hunter and his brothers from the droids, and then…he disappears. He goes back to Earth.
Because he knew he wouldn’t be able to leave Hunter if he returned to him after That Day. He’d steal Hunter and raise him for the mistakes he did.
Yet. He once again abandoned a child. Because he lives in conflict.
Years later, after SDC ending, Sebastian reconnects with Dio (it’s VERY HARD as it SHOULD be), and then contacts with Hunter again (who is less hard Ofc, actually Sebas was his idol even without knowing their relation)
And there we have it. Ofc when it comes to Hunter the AU differs depending on which ship and kids I have with him lol. But the Earth part is mostly the same in all.
…so. Yeah.
There we have it. My fucking, weird ass AU. I know it’s a lot. It’s strange. Some would say bizarre. But it’s my baby AU.
I love it. I will most likely reference it a LOT. I might pin this too.
So. Yeah. Lol. Now you have context for my other post with Dio and Hunter lol
ALSO SUPER IMPORTANT FACT: Sebastian is Japanese (Yuta Furukawa) so both Dio and Hunter are hafus hehe
Hunter sees a man in his dreams.
His face drenched in darkness, blood all over his white shirt and the deepest bloody cut he had ever seen surrounding his neck.
A scary vision, a terrifying figure.
But…when he sees the man…he feels calm. He feels like he is with an older vod, like 99.
The man holds him, looks at him with a familiarity in his widened eyes. It’s like he knew Hunter his entire life, and wanted to protect him forever.
Hunter was just a cadet. He had never seen a natborn so…closely. He had no idea who that man was, and why he felt safe at such big and horrific vision.
He knew that man would keep him safe whenever they were close. He could feel comfortable and trust…
Even if there was always a skull with the man, haunting him like a ghost.
Perhaps…that’s where he got the idea.
“You are the strongest vod I’ve ever met!”
Dio saw the boy when he was wide awake.
He couldn’t sleep in the coffin. He couldn’t dream. For almost a century he hadn’t been able to rest. Because the haunting of the skull kept him up.
But whenever he saw the boy, and the boy talked to him so excitedly…he felt like he was seeing a light in the eternal darkness.
He didn’t knew who the boy was, he never saw an uniform like that, he didn’t understand what he talked most of the time.
Though, the boy was familiar. And comforting.
Something in his eyes…
Whenever the boy disappeared, Dio could just hope these sweet hallucinations would come back soon, so he didn’t feel alone.
Here it is~ Jonathan Joestar TF-TG sequence~
I noticed there are quite some with Dio so I thought to give my waifu a chance 😜
In of which Dio has a different strategy for his boat confrontation against Jonathan…
The end is…different than he expected. Turns out the mask turns you into the gender of the blood on the mask.
How convenient 🤭 At least the ending will be happier <33
(Sorry Erina. Lol.)
Day 7 of @jonadioweek ~ Free Day / Crossover !!!
And Ofc…because I’m bloody weak with my hyperfixes…I HAD to make this a TBB / SW crossover…get ready cuz this one needs some EXPLANATION…
Yes. Dio is a clone trooper, CT-D-10. But obviously he isn’t a Jango Fett clone. He is a unique clone from a deceased Sith Lord, though that’s kept a secret from the Jedi. Although failed to get the midichlorians and after 9 even more failed clones, this one was at least successful with the other set of abilities the Sith had, which made him not-human.
So, when he reached cadet age, he was moved in with the small squad of experimental clones with unique enhanced skills, Clone Force 99, or so called The Bad Batch. He was instantly welcomed in.
Because even if he was so different from any clone, that’s what made the Batch perfect for him. Their differences united them.
So, when the Clone Wars began, the Batch was actually assigned to a Jedi…a very…eccentric one.
A jedi…with a beautiful, sunlight of a padawan. Whom fell in love at first sight with the clone.
Even if he never takes off that helmet, JoJo still knows what she feels for him is love, even with the whole restrictions of the order…
You can hope for a better future for them…
Extra group shot with some more lil armor painting hcs. I’m literally that one meme of care and hcs into one character while others look blank lol but yeah here is the squad
Wonder how Echo will react when he eventually joins in 🫢🤭
And YES this is based off the Etain and Darman illustration <33
Day 6 of @jonadioweek ~ Musical !!!
Of course I had to make the musical. That thing is one of the bestest ever alongside Kuromyus (beloved JoJomyu)
The vibes are so perfect. I ended up making a fem!Jonathan AU called Tragic Romance AU, cuz the idea of JoJo being born a girl and marrying Dio was always so crazy good to me.
Also implication that Dio is George II’s father and the ancestor of the Joestars…how is this not COOL AS HELL?
So yeah! Here is the AU. Swiftly turned Jona’s outfit into more ballet like because I thought it could be a neat adaptation~ and her precious bump. Preg baby.
(No force on earth or hell can make me draw that horrid pimp outfit of the second act bruh what were they thinking)
Day 4 of @jonadioweek ~ Happy Halloween !!!
First time posting art on tumblr! Lol. Should’ve done a lot ago but couldn’t. Social media anxiety and shit
But for this I thought it would be nice! And here are my lovelies, based off an AU from 2020 with Fem!Witch!Jona and Vamp!Dio >:)
Seems like Dio fell for the beautiful witch’s trap…a magic collar. Like a bloody dog. Well. That will surely teach him a lesson about being such an arrogant cunt-
At least Johanna is gorgeous…❤️
Lil extra <33 feat. Wolf familiar Jotaro and a very grumpy (and fluffy) bat Dio ~
themotherfuckingbadass asked for Fem!Jonathan and Male!Dio kissing with colors
HE DID IT !!!
