Richie Lipschitz - Blog Posts

Richie lipschitz's is so me coded

Ruth, I swear I saw this shit in one anime-

I love losers named Richie

Art dump from December i totally didn’t forget to post :P

(the strawberry shortcake character are redesigns. Ignore that skinner man doesnt look right :D)

Richie and me explain the hatch field musical to my teacher bc he ask where Richie was from :D

One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other

they also def have the bully busters memorized

Richie, Pete and Ruth definitely have the We Are The Toads, and The Perfect Pokerap by Brian David Gilbert memorised.

i need more max/richie content NOW

This is me every time I see Richie Lipschitz

i'm sorry but this man's character has given me the worst case of brainrot ffs

sorry for the shit quality lol

i don't think ive seen anyone else point out the star wars reference in npmd:

right before caitia ruth says "you're her only hope" and richie calls it a star wars analogy

in caitia reprise steph sings "if i really really did love you, you'd have to say" and pete sings "i know"

which is what han said to leia after she confesses her love

i just really loved this callback

JON MATTESON SINGING NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE?!? *I* MIGHT DIE OMG

RAAAAAAHHHHHHH I’M GONNA GO FERAL OVER THIS,,,IT’S GONNA BE MY NEW PERSONALITY

(sorry for all the shouting recently,I’m very excited)

I ❤️ these nerdy prudes

POV you think Star Wars is better than Attack on Titan

my favorite loser!

richie!! best character! glad he made it out of there alive and happy :]

Everytime someone spells Richie Ritchie a part of me dies

This but it’s Ruth, Richie, Steph, and Pete.

The question is, who would each one be

OKAY OKAY, HEAR ME OUT, FANDOM SEEKERS! I don't know if anyone has seen the movie Ferdinand; if you haven't, then I recommend seeking it out, but that's besides the point. There's this bull in that movie named Valiente, and he's giving off serious Max Jägerman vibes, especially in the beginning. If you seen it, let me know if you agree.

Richie headcanons!!

First anime was the Pokémon anime and Naruto

First video games was Pokémon Y

Naruto ran down the halls in middle school

Really likes Final Fantasy VII

Has an Eren Yaeger pfp on every social media site (and it's always different)

Forced Ruth to watch My Hero Academia

Thinks new anime fans are annoying while also really wishing everyone around him watched more anime

Has a list of cosplays he'd like to do, and hasn't done any of them

Has a stuffed animal collection under his bed that he refuses to share with anyone

Owns at least one nendoroid

Has only read manga since 7th grade, other than for school

Collects snow globes from every place he goes

Hatchetfield incorrect quotes/interaction

Grace Chastity in Any Situation

"Okay, I don't know what kind of SATANIC WITCHCRAFT is going on here, but if anyone needs me, I will be PRAYING in the GIRL’S BATHROOM!"

Miss Holloway When Someone Says They Don’t Believe in Magic

[Miss Holloway]: "Oh, sweetie." [Puts a gentle hand on their shoulder.] "You're gonna die first."

Grace, covered in blood: "Steph. We have to leave. Now." Steph: "Wait, but I just ordered a milkshake." Grace: "PEOPLE ARE DYING." Steph: "And I'm THIRSTY, Chasity."

Ghost appears. Grace:"NOT TODAY, SATAN." Ghost:"I just wanted to say hi—" Grace:[Throws holy water.]

Richie: "Okay, so like, what’s the WiFi situation in hell?" Tinky: "Oh, we have Xfinity. So, no WiFi." Richie: "Damn. Truly the worst punishment imaginable."

Grace: "Listen, Pete, if a demon ever offers you a deal, just say ‘Jesus is my homeboy’ and run." Pete: "Grace, that doesn’t work." Grace: "Then why am I still here?" Pete:[Pauses.] "…Okay, fair point."

#i love steph and pete being legendary skins

that's fucking awesome

DBD X NPMD???

this MAY be a little niche but nerdy prudes must die fits so well into DBD. Killer : Max Jagerman (Grace as legendary skin) Survivors: Richie Lipschitz and Ruth Fleming (Steph and or Pete as legendary skins) I think that the moment Max almost kills Richie and Ruth, fog will take them into the realm of dead by daylight by the entity. (maybe the lords in black and the entity have some sort of weird connection as well.) And perhaps when the nerds bargain with the lords in black, that somewhat connects them to the entity. So, when Grace sacrifices her 'Chasity' to get rid of Max, the lords in black send him to dbd as well. As for killer abilities, I'm sure Max would have some sort of play with his telekinesis or something with a dash (Wesker) and perhaps an ability similar to pyramid head or dracula where he sends a path thing that injures the survivor. I dont have many ideas for perks, but since Max closes the gym doors to prevent Richie from running, he'll probably have a perk that affects pallets or the exit gates.

(thanks @trashtoon for pitching in some of these ideas)

IMAGINE max chillaxed and NONE of them DIED for a sec...

my headcanon is that they would have fun hanging out

How many stardew valley and hacthetfield crossover fans are out there?

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:

Looks like could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:

Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you:

Could die from eating too many cinnamon rolls:

Max: From now on, we'll be using code names.

You can address me as "Eagle One."

Grace, code name; "been there, done that."

Richie is "currently doing that."

Ruth, "it happened once in a dream."

Pete, code name; “if I had to pick another guy”

Steph is...

"Eagle Two."

Steph: Oh thank God.

oh wowza pkay ylu guys rewlly liked the other npmd drawing so hered thag one scene (i cant drsw headgear forgive me 💔)

ik ruth's hair is massive and not accurate but i have creative rights okay

oh hes so patjetic i love him

starkid fandom please take this offering

ignore his left hand i couldnt be bothered